el barto Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Re: okay turnin this around Originally posted by dELiSs …(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious) hehe this is the best part, lists are for wussies though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 DAMN BITCHES ARE SO DEMANDING!!! i dont think its a turnoff when girls smoke..cus then that means they ar high and want to be tickled!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Re: okay turnin this around Originally posted by dELiSs 50 things we wish girls knew…. 1.We aren’t mind readers! 2.We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3.When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex. 4.Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5.It never hurts to work out. 6.If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. 7.“Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. 8.If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) 9.Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts). 10.Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines. 11.No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked. 12.You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us. 13.Girls look good naked so stop worrying. 14.Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity. 15.We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know. 16.Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with. 17.If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious) 18.The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself. 19.Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person. 20.If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior. 21.Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing. 22.You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction. 23.Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop. 24.We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact. 25.Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit. 26.Giving head is never a bad idea. 27.We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us. 28.There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast. 29.We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends. 30.You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.” 31.“The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation. 32.Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged. 33.You’re probably not as funny as you think. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so 34.hot” he may have to die. 35.Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. 36.Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill. 37.You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends. 38.For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this. 39.If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends. 40.The red light means the video camera is off. 41.A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off. 42.Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher. 43.Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.) 44.The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.” 45.Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often. 46.Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making. 47.Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated. 48.If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room. 49.The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat. 50.99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you. im printing your list right now....i like it...i like it a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 I don't like #46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 is all that shit still true if im fat and ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 fuck what girls want. i dont care. fuck you stupid women and your petty wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i dont recall saying i ever gave a fuck about what guys want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 #54 we love it when you punch us in the taint repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Re: okay turnin this around Originally posted by dELiSs 50 things we wish girls knew…. 11.No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 #35... on the second list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by Europe #35... on the second list ay ay. heehee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 36.Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill. that really is the key to my heart. I'll fuckin' love a bitch if she can cook right, and if she can cook on time, i'll marry that bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 i like anyone that cooks for me. any takers out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Re: okay turnin this around Originally posted by dELiSs 50 things we wish girls knew?E 18.The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself. women need to get this through their head. out of all the women i've slept with, only ONE, goddamit ONE, put on a personal show for me. stop being self concious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 That's nice and all. My boyfriend knows I like this :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 57) Please don't send links like these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 el mamerro...that was so wrong on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 My fuckin' eyes! Damn you Mammero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 I know, I'm sorry, but hey, I gotta let girls know it's a turn-off, ya heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 its almost 1 in the morning and fuck me that was the last image i wanted stuck in my head before i went to sleep...damn i agree, please dont send me links like those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 awww geez i was just too curious for my own good, i jsut had to see what all you were upset about and now i too have burning eyes, way to go el barto your sooooo stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 El Mammero You are a very evil person. Where on earth do you FIND this sort of horrible shit? And why would anybody put it on the net? Now I have to go surf Backdoorcuties.com to get that image out of my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wi$H Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 thats some of the funniest shit i'vs read in awhile. mad props to all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro The latte with double shot of dark rum I'm enjoying right now is by far cooler than any of you. Beer, El Mamerro i beg to differ... :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 oh, this isn't the i hate winter thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 that second list was fucking good. time well spent. pure genious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 mamerro, you are not right. that was disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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