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Kettiecat

50 things she wishes you knew

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1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.

 

2. Real men drive stick

 

3. I will leave if you lie.

 

4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts)

 

5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when i have no reason to think so.

 

6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.(VERY TRUE)

 

7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

 

8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.

 

9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

 

10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.

 

11. I expect you to call me.

 

12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.**

 

13. I'm scared of losing my independance.

 

14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be.

 

15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card.**

 

16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.

 

17.If i'm not having sex with you, <A> having a fat day; not feeling "connected" to you; <C> blackmailing you to get something I want.**

 

18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. **

 

19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD and i'm not afraid to use it.

 

20. When I compare my tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

 

21. A man I love plans the occassional fancy-shmancy dress up sate and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.

 

22. You look hot in hooded clothing items. (VERY TRUE)

 

23. You should never tell me what to do.**

 

24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.**

 

25. My breasts LOVE much licking and sucking.

 

26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.(TRUE)

 

27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice. (TRUE)

 

28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.(VERY TRUE)

 

29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color.

 

30. I want to be Madonna.

 

31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your finders.

 

32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.

 

33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing stuff, wearing white T-shirts and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.(VERY TRUE)

 

34. I need to hear how you feel about me. OFTEN. Tell me now.

 

35. Suprises, especially gifts for ME = MORE LOVING.

 

36. I want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this.(VERY TRUE)

 

37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...

 

38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs.**

 

39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.

 

40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

 

41. I love it when you're sweaty. (VERY TRUE)

 

42. It's best to consult your gal-pals for gift ideas.

 

43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.(VERY TRUE)

 

44. I like porn.

 

45. I love holding your ass in the palms of my hands.

 

46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

 

47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...

 

48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.(VERY TRUE)

 

49. I remember EVERYTHING from our relationship.

 

50.You should know all this without me telling you.

 

 

** I personally don't agree

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Guest Pilau Hands

read it once

then read it to my girl

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Originally posted by Kettiecat

33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing stuff, wearing white T-shirts and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.(VERY TRUE)

 

 

 

ALL AT THE SAME TIME YOU CRAZY BITCH?

 

JESUS h CHRIST:crazy:

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

The latte with double shot of dark rum I'm enjoying right now is by far cooler than any of you. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest YinzerXpress
Originally posted by Hate Therapy

These fucking Cosmopolitan top-50 things make me want to murder innocent people.

 

51) She's got AIDS.

 

hahahaha

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Guest --zeSto--

The hot sauce on this sandwich is hotter than all of this!

 

if #30 were true, I'd start dating midget women!

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the 13 bullshit items

 

Originally posted by Kettiecat

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.

2. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.

3. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.

4. I expect you to call me.

5. A man I love plans the occassional fancy-shmancy dress up sate and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.

6. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.

7. I need to hear how you feel about me. OFTEN. Tell me now.

8. Suprises, especially gifts for ME = MORE LOVING.

9. I want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this.

10. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...

11. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.

12. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

13. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.(VERY TRUE)

 

this shit will fuck up saps like me more than it will help them.

this stuff may be true for a decent girl, looking for a relationship and all that, but for the majority of cockhound lame-assed girls out there, these thirteen items are false.

...although some may work if you use them sparingly.

 

also, let the record show that my girl of four years loves all this sappy stuff, and she always has, even when we weren't in a committed relationship.:love2:

 

edit-

meh, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks.

-jugger, the mysogynist asshole.

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Guest angry xbox

if any of tht were true id have my girl under my desk at work licking my hemmoroids to itch them but

 

ITS NOT HAPPENING SO THAT SHIT IS ONLY TRUE WITH SHALLOW HIGHSCHOOL BITCHES!!!

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

The hot sauce on this sandwich is hotter than all of this!

 

if #30 were true, I'd start dating midget women!

 

So last night I'm at this carry-out pizza place inspecting my freshly made cheese steak, and I say to the guy behind the counter (while pointing at one of those red squeeze bottle things) "Is this ketchup?"

"Yeah" or something to that effect in some half english, half whatever, mumble. So I start drowning my sub in it (yummm), the whole time thinking- damn these cheap muthafuckas water the shit out of their ketchup. Well, needless to say I was a little pissed when I found out it was hotsauce and nobody stopped me, not even the two dickheads I was there with. Yeah real f'in funny! Jokes on them though, cause it wasnt that bad.

 

sandwiches with hot sauce...I'm a fan

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FUCK THAT SHIT. I hate those stupid things. Like TOP 10 things girls want you do to. Top 10 things girls dont like about guys. FUCK THEY ARE SO LAME. Go read maxim you ugly fucks. I also hate maxim, and all those magazines.

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uhhh, soe of those seem right and obvious, but only at the right times. too much of even the things i want, will make me not interested. who wants soem fool just followign guidelines and not knowing himself what he shoudl and shouldn't do. i think knowing what you wnat is fine, but telling other and writing it down makes it lame.

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i'm sure that is all true, but women never know what they want. What I know is that women can't resist a genuine, grade a asshole.

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Guest willy.wonka

52..SUCKING DICK IS SECOND NATURE TO ALL WOMEN

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Guest SPLINTER
2. Real men drive stick

 

very untrue. the only real men around here dont, the ones that do are pussies. why?

 

because hondas are like tampons, every pussy has one.

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Guest OrangeDot

i think the 98.9% sausage ratio should shut you up.

 

get naked or get out.

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Originally posted by SPLINTER

 

very untrue. the only real men around here dont, the ones that do are pussies. why?

 

because hondas are like tampons, every pussy has one.

 

 

uhhh last time I checked rice burners weren't the only cars that came with sticks....but I could be wrong.

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Re: Re: 50 things she wishes you knew

 

Originally posted by Ford Prefect

 

 

 

ALL AT THE SAME TIME YOU CRAZY BITCH?

 

JESUS h CHRIST:crazy:

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha , that post rocked my world.

 

GWB

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Guest socrates

53. She's only with you to fuck your friends

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