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Guest chicken bone

I shat my pants tonight.

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Guest chicken bone

Well not really, but I was sitting outside a club last night talking to the bouncer and this girl was feeding me chocolate cake and I was flexing my guns in my new black Armani shirt but then apparently I was sitting on chocolate because I had it smeared all over the left butt-cheek pocket of my khakis.

 

I tried wiping it off but it ended up smearing more and looking like I shit all over myself in spots and smears and rug burns.

 

:(

 

My Brasilian friend told me guys with shit on their clothes have big dick. I don't see how that works and it sure didnt work when my friend grabbed two girls (it didn't matter that they were ugly) and showed them my ass as I perked it up "This guy shat his pants".

 

I hope they tell their friends.

 

Then everytime I walk around they can giggle at me and tell stories like "he's really cute but he has bowel problems!"

 

end.

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Guest chicken bone
Originally posted by PAYROLL

youre a fucking tool.

 

I think you're hating on the fact that I got fed chocolate cake by a beautiful Asian woman.

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thats what you get for flexing your "guns" through your armani shirt. had throw that in didnt you......

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Guest chicken bone

Its ok, I forgive you. Angry young men need a place to vent their frustrations.

 

Chicken Bone!

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Guest chicken bone
Originally posted by jah

thats what you get for flexing your "guns" through your armani shirt. had throw that in didnt you......

 

Haha no, I dont even own an Armani shirt.. And my arms arent so beefy either.

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Guest Chunk

Hay at least you didn do it at a party like me. I fucking busted loose all over the place

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Guest angry xbox
Originally posted by PAYROLL

youre a fucking tool.

 

you have officially been dicked on by payroll

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

i save my shit in ziploc bags and throw them off the tops of buildings

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Originally posted by PAYROLL

youre a fucking tool.

i dotn know why but comign upon this made me laugh alot. heheheh

being a tool is a funny thing, you shouldnt lie on the title of your threads, that false advertising damnit, now go shit your pants to make up for your error, damnit!

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