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Poop Man Bob

OJ no longer "100 Percent Sure" he is innocent

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What a complete and total waste of human.

 

 

http://www.msnbc.com/news/822149.asp

 

 

O.J. No Longer ’100 Percent Sure’ He is Innocent

Calls Johnnie Cochran’s recent statements ‘thought provoking’

 

Oct. 16 — Days after former O. J. Simpson defense attorney Johnnie Cochran said on MSNBC that he is “about 90 percent” certain that his client was innocent, Mr. Simpson today said that his attorney had planted “fresh seeds of doubt” in his own mind.

 

“FOR YEARS, I’VE BEEN pretty sure that I did not murder my wife,” Simpson said today at a golf course in Boca Raton, Fla., where he was taking a rare break from searching for the real killers of his wife. “But if Johnnie’s not 100 percent sure, I’m like, hey, maybe I better take another look at this.”

Simpson added that it would be “crazy” not to be swayed by Cochran’s new statements, which he called “thought provoking.”

“Look, you’re talking about a guy, Johnnie Cochran, who is a pretty smart guy,” Simpson said. “If he said maybe I did it, then maybe I did it.”

Cochran’s doubts about Simpson’s innocence may help resolve one lingering mystery for the former Heisman Trophy winner: why it has been so difficult for him to find his wife’s real killers, whom he pledged to hunt down after his acquittal in 1995.

The former NFL star said that, in light of the new revelations, he may slow down his search, which he said has occupied almost every waking moment of his life for the past seven years.

“If it turns out that I’m actually the one who did it, then looking for the real killers would be a big old waste of time,” Simpson said.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

What a complete and total waste of human.

“If it turns out that I’m actually the one who did it, then looking for the real killers would be a big old waste of time,” Simpson said.

 

 

holy shit..

 

i can actually use the word 'flabbergasted'

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Guest YinzerXpress

damn thats all i can say, your boy is so fucking stupid... damn

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

^^^

 

HAHA!

 

"I steal this thread's cherry from Pistol?"

 

yea im a loser who thinks hes creative

 

but ya, the whole world knows oj did it, how come he doesnt?

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youve got to be fucking joking me.

 

what the fucking fuck? either you did it or not you stupid bitch. why would you even say that? im utterly speechless here. what an idiot.

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Guest Catch22

I thought it was funny when Stuttering John asked OJ to sign his knife.

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by Tyler Durden

youve got to be fucking joking me.

 

what the fucking fuck? either you did it or not you stupid bitch. why would you even say that? im utterly speechless here. what an idiot.

 

took it right outa my mouth, what a dick

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Guest im not witty

that shits not real, look at the real link silly.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

What's wrong with the link? It looks fine to me... what am I missing?

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Originally posted by im not witty

that shits not real, look at the real link silly.

 

I actually think you may be right. The story is written by a humorist, and, besides that, it seems damn far fetched to begin with.

 

http://a799.ms.akamai.net/3/799/388/3f0bd87cc346c6/www.msnbc.com/news/1485951.jpg'>

 

www.borowitzreport.com

 

 

I was duped! Sorry guys .. I would have prefaced the thread with the fact that it was a humor article had I known. Meh. :o

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Originally posted by alleniverson

youd have to be a real moron to think that was a real story.

 

You'd have to be a real moron to be a real moron.

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Guest BROWNer

oh man......i completely fell for that..

isn't that bordering on defamation?.?

4.9

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