Guest WebsterUno Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. He says, aw what the heck I really want a drink. When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says look pal all I want is a drink then I'll be out. The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called NIKE for the slogan 'JUST DO IT'. That guy down there at the end calls his Snickers, " 'cause it really satisfies". The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him to think it over for a minute, and that he'll be right back. So the customer looks over to the man on his right and says "Hey fella what's the name of your Penis?" The man replies "TIMEX-It takes a licking and keeps on ticking." A little shaken by this the man looks over to his left and says, "what's the name of your Penis Buddy?" The man proudly exclaims.."FORD, 'cause Quality is job one!" Then he adds with a wink" Have you driven a Ford lately?" Now the guy is really shaken up. The bartender comes back and says, "So what's the name of your Penis?" The customer says "SECRET" now give me my DAMN BEER. The bartender begins to pour the beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why SECRET?" The customer says....... "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!! Dont let the haters get you down skillet. webrock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 hahahahahahahaahhaahhhaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 13, 2001 Share Posted June 13, 2001 Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them pass the time during their stays. On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?” The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the “Grandma Moses of prison.” Then he asked the first, "“What did you bring?” The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned saying, “I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin—any number of games.” The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, “Why are you so smug? What did you bring?” The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, “I brought these.” The other two were puzzled and asked, “What on earth can you do with those?” He grinned, pointing to the box, and said, “Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 Originally posted by WebsterUno: This guy walks into a bar and 2 steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. He says, aw what the heck I really want a drink. When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says look pal all I want is a drink then I'll be out. The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called NIKE for the slogan 'JUST DO IT'. That guy down there at the end calls his Snickers, " 'cause it really satisfies". The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him to think it over for a minute, and that he'll be right back. So the customer looks over to the man on his right and says "Hey fella what's the name of your Penis?" The man replies "TIMEX-It takes a licking and keeps on ticking." A little shaken by this the man looks over to his left and says, "what's the name of your Penis Buddy?" The man proudly exclaims.."FORD, 'cause Quality is job one!" Then he adds with a wink" Have you driven a Ford lately?" Now the guy is really shaken up. The bartender comes back and says, "So what's the name of your Penis?" The customer says "SECRET" now give me my DAMN BEER. The bartender begins to pour the beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why SECRET?" The customer says....... "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!! Dont let the haters get you down skillet. webrock hahahaha thats great.... ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 Originally posted by kid furie: Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them pass the time during their stays. On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?” The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the “Grandma Moses of prison.” Then he asked the first, "“What did you bring?” The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned saying, “I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin—any number of games.” The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, “Why are you so smug? What did you bring?” The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, “I brought these.” The other two were puzzled and asked, “What on earth can you do with those?” He grinned, pointing to the box, and said, “Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...” haha nice... ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 THESE JOKES ARE hillarious!!!!secret!ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 You're ghetto if you QUOTE THE WHOLE FUCKING LONG POST just to say "yeah that's great" http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//rolleyes.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 puff puff give… http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//cool.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 *COUGHCOUGH*...which way we passing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 Originally posted by cracked ass: You're ghetto if you QUOTE THE WHOLE FUCKING LONG POST just to say "yeah that's great" http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//rolleyes.gif'> your ghetto if you beat me to the nice shiny daytimeable bnsf! just kidding, nice job on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 A man is stumbling around very horny one night ... unfortunately for him he only has $5 and the cheapest hooker around is a $20 bone. He's getting desperate when he notices a whorehouse ... cool he thinks and goes inside. 'Hey I only got 5 bucks but I'm REALLY horny what can you do for me??' 'Wellll... tell you what ... we'll give you this chicken do whatever the hell you want to it ... ' The guy is like score!! and takes this chicken into a room and fucks the shit out of it!!!!! He comes back the next night with $10 this time. Same conversation occurs but this time the person in charge is like 'Well you can get a peepshow for $10 so go into that room and enjoy!' He goes into said room and see's another guy looking through a whole in the wall, he takes his place next to him and see's two really hot chicks dyking out. 'Man this is great!!!' 'Yeah? You shoulda been here last night.' 'Why??' 'Some idiot fucked a chicken' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted June 14, 2001 Share Posted June 14, 2001 hahaha.... damn I wish I had some jokes to share. I'm so bad at remembering things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 Originally posted by knowlej: 'Some idiot fucked a chicken' aaaaaahahahahahahahaahahahah! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> stoneface cracked hath spoken! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 that first joke was the shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Liked the joke so.......................BUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 i thought this was the return of WebsterUno for a minute.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 So these two bulldogs are fucking, and the first one throws up all over the place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 So these two bulldogs are fucking' date=' and the first one throws up all over the place...[/quote'] Then starts licking it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 THATS CRAZY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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