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the other day just for kicks my friend and i were at a gas station dude buys a coke and the gas station guys like $1.14 he puts down 25 cents and the guy goes your short man so he puts down another dime and goes will this change your mind guy looks at him funny so he brings out one of those plastic childrens toy cop badges yawns and says ok will this change your mind.......

 

we were at the drive thru at mcdonalds same dude goes to the speaker in an ethnic accent and goes "i vunt makdonalds" ladys like ok what would you like and he goes " i vant makdonlads" this happened b4 he couldnt hold in his laughter anymore

 

ok so we are at mcdonalds an other day and the dudes goes up to some fat chick and says can i borrow like three fries just three iam really hungry the lady looks at him puzzled and gives him a bunch hes like no i only need 3 so she like ok, 5 minutes later he orders his value meal and returns he three fries

 

HELL FUNNY!

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one friend ran up and down a busy street with 25feet of tiolet paper

 

one friend took a basketball and threw it at this old lady as she hung up her underpants on a fence, it knocked all her underwear down

 

i have more i cant remember

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Originally posted by fatbastard

ok so we are at mcdonalds an other day and the dudes goes up to some fat chick and says can i borrow like three fries just three iam really hungry the lady looks at him puzzled and gives him a bunch hes like no i only need 3 so she like ok, 5 minutes later he orders his value meal and returns he three fries

 

 

 

heheh :lol: i like :lol:

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Back in high school we used to clown drive throughs too. We'd go through at lunch or whatever smoking a bowl. Then once we get our food at the pick up window exhale hits through the window. Also theres this convenience store downtown right next to my favorite bar. And its always really busy with drunks using the bankmachine and what not. Theres a bank machine in the back of the store and one time we were in there causing trouble and we got kicked out. So we went and had another pitcher at the bar next door and while we're leaving a friend goes into the store to the bank machine in the back, so if your using it your back is facing the whole store and he pissed on the bank machine!! It was fucking hilarious. Good times good times. Also I have a friend who takes great pride in tagging the jackets of passed out homeless people. Hell of a guy.

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me and some homies were peeping out a bridge in are hood. and under the bridge is a little creek. So we have to cross the creek to peep out the other side of the walls. i made it across just fine. so did the other guy then my other freind falls off the rocks and splashes in the creek. HAHAHA his arms and legs were splashing the water like he was having fun. i thought homie was tripping out, cuz it looked like he was doing it on purpose. i couldnt stop busting up...trying to help him didint even cross my mind. neithor did taking a flick. i wish i did tho. would of been a funny funcken pic to post on here.

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what we did was find a tramp, who was hassling us, and we said to the poor guy that if he ran face first into the wall we'd give him all our money. now seeing as we looked proper rich boys he hought wed have bare cash. so he runs head first into the wall kinda hurts himself only to find out we had a fiver between us

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ok well it hasnt been done yet, but weve talked about it wen we were all drunk as and found it hillarious. its no normal shit, you go to the toilet and u sit reverse from wut u normally would do. u have the back facing u, and if ur drunk at the time, u can place ur beer ontop off the toilet case bit. neva bin done b4, but it will be a larf wen one of my mates does it. fuck this im going to bed. later :king:

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1) PUTTING LIVE ANIMALS IN PEOPLES CARS< SUCH AS LIVE CHICKENS>>

2) SNAPPING TURTLES IN MAILBOXES

3) WALKING IN A BUSY RESTARAUNT WITH NOTHING ON< EXCEPT A SOMBRERO AND SPANDEX SHORTS.

4) Getting Flames painted on a beat-up buick, to give it style...

5)Asking cab drivers, If they ever had prison sex, and where the best hookers are.

6)making load obnoxious noises from behind

my friend while he is order a hot dog at a stand.

7) my friend dressing up retro, to go bowling.

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