fatbastard Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 the other day just for kicks my friend and i were at a gas station dude buys a coke and the gas station guys like $1.14 he puts down 25 cents and the guy goes your short man so he puts down another dime and goes will this change your mind guy looks at him funny so he brings out one of those plastic childrens toy cop badges yawns and says ok will this change your mind....... we were at the drive thru at mcdonalds same dude goes to the speaker in an ethnic accent and goes "i vunt makdonalds" ladys like ok what would you like and he goes " i vant makdonlads" this happened b4 he couldnt hold in his laughter anymore ok so we are at mcdonalds an other day and the dudes goes up to some fat chick and says can i borrow like three fries just three iam really hungry the lady looks at him puzzled and gives him a bunch hes like no i only need 3 so she like ok, 5 minutes later he orders his value meal and returns he three fries HELL FUNNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 took a shit on the bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Originally posted by kodak took a shit on the bus freshman year of highschool i pissed on the bus because some kid dared me to...i laughed. we all laughed...except for the kids who got piss on their shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 one friend ran up and down a busy street with 25feet of tiolet paper one friend took a basketball and threw it at this old lady as she hung up her underpants on a fence, it knocked all her underwear down i have more i cant remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- one friend took a basketball and threw it at this old lady as she hung up her underpants on a fence, it knocked all her underwear down as fucked up as it is, that's the most hilarious think i've read in a very long time. edit - typo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Originally posted by fatbastard ok so we are at mcdonalds an other day and the dudes goes up to some fat chick and says can i borrow like three fries just three iam really hungry the lady looks at him puzzled and gives him a bunch hes like no i only need 3 so she like ok, 5 minutes later he orders his value meal and returns he three fries heheh :lol: i like :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merdle Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Back in high school we used to clown drive throughs too. We'd go through at lunch or whatever smoking a bowl. Then once we get our food at the pick up window exhale hits through the window. Also theres this convenience store downtown right next to my favorite bar. And its always really busy with drunks using the bankmachine and what not. Theres a bank machine in the back of the store and one time we were in there causing trouble and we got kicked out. So we went and had another pitcher at the bar next door and while we're leaving a friend goes into the store to the bank machine in the back, so if your using it your back is facing the whole store and he pissed on the bank machine!! It was fucking hilarious. Good times good times. Also I have a friend who takes great pride in tagging the jackets of passed out homeless people. Hell of a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 fell of of a fire truck. went to court in a spongebob square pants yellow shirt dressed up as a twinkie on easter threw a shoe at a police car, not his own tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusto-man Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 me and some homies were peeping out a bridge in are hood. and under the bridge is a little creek. So we have to cross the creek to peep out the other side of the walls. i made it across just fine. so did the other guy then my other freind falls off the rocks and splashes in the creek. HAHAHA his arms and legs were splashing the water like he was having fun. i thought homie was tripping out, cuz it looked like he was doing it on purpose. i couldnt stop busting up...trying to help him didint even cross my mind. neithor did taking a flick. i wish i did tho. would of been a funny funcken pic to post on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 friend passes out drunk, so we drew a dick on his cheek, so we stop to get gas we wake him up so he can pay for it and the ladie like hey do you know you got a dick on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 -take a bunch of campaign signs and stick about 30 in a friend's lawn..ok so thats really not that funny too tired to think.but i have alot...ehh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 drawin penises on people is funny dman i have stories but i cant think right now i peed on some chick tonite half on prupose half not i dont think she knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 i'm the dude in my group of friends who usually pulls the fucked up stuff.. pranking drive through's is just too easy... anyone ever thrown their drink back through the window? try that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 ive takin pisses on the microphone shiz funny i wonder what they hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 what we did was find a tramp, who was hassling us, and we said to the poor guy that if he ran face first into the wall we'd give him all our money. now seeing as we looked proper rich boys he hought wed have bare cash. so he runs head first into the wall kinda hurts himself only to find out we had a fiver between us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 5 bucks is good money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 you dun know he was lucky to get that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SMUGGLER RSH Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 http://www.burningcircus.com/content/milk/penis.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 :lol: haw! haw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 'court appearance required' ring any bells? what about broken limbs w/ no recollection? waking up in various trees and bushes, again, w/ no recollection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 ok well it hasnt been done yet, but weve talked about it wen we were all drunk as and found it hillarious. its no normal shit, you go to the toilet and u sit reverse from wut u normally would do. u have the back facing u, and if ur drunk at the time, u can place ur beer ontop off the toilet case bit. neva bin done b4, but it will be a larf wen one of my mates does it. fuck this im going to bed. later :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 i've pictures of me rocking that style at 4. beer cans in sight... heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 1) PUTTING LIVE ANIMALS IN PEOPLES CARS< SUCH AS LIVE CHICKENS>> 2) SNAPPING TURTLES IN MAILBOXES 3) WALKING IN A BUSY RESTARAUNT WITH NOTHING ON< EXCEPT A SOMBRERO AND SPANDEX SHORTS. 4) Getting Flames painted on a beat-up buick, to give it style... 5)Asking cab drivers, If they ever had prison sex, and where the best hookers are. 6)making load obnoxious noises from behind my friend while he is order a hot dog at a stand. 7) my friend dressing up retro, to go bowling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 LMFAO................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 fuck i have no memory right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 one time we were at a local pool and my friend ended up taking a shit on the water fountain....and he was pissing in the pool.....cops were called he ended up gettin lik 40 hours of community service.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne drawin penises on people is funny at reggae on the river three years ago me and my brother drew a penis on a friends cheek busting smegma. he proceeded to pass out in the sun and when he washed it off it was clear as day, dick sunburned on face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 peeing on the dancefloor ata club. sending hookers and plumers to friends houses at 3 am and parking outside to watch what happens. throwing up on the borger king order box thingy rollerskating in pink speedo on the beach acting super hardcore yelling nigger and chink in the mall as loud as possible supergluing gay porn magazines on eachothers lockers at lunch time. now that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy yelling nigger and chink in the mall as loud as possible i don't get the humor. doing can get you locked up and/or :beat: it's just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 locked up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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