Guest SaddamInsane Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 How come girls never fart around us or admit they fart, and if they do admit it they say theirs don't stink. They also always say their ass smells like roses. What's up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 youre just gullible, thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 damn, now aint that a mind boggler :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 You know they took gullible out of the dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT You know they took gullible out of the dictionary? REALLY!? **footsteps trail off......the sound of pages flicking...then disappointed groaning noise....footsteps getting closer** bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Girls and women fart justs as much as men. And their farts smells just as bad... Difference is the way the let them out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 ^^thats why most of them are in a bitchy mood most of the time...j/k. one of my girls farted in my lap while she was asleep..it was warm and i thought it was cute. and go live in a mental hospital for 6 months..girls are raw dawg over there..way more gross than the guys were. poppin each others pimples, farting like its a way to escape, jesus those girls were gross, but fine as fuck!!! mental bitches usually are.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC REALLY!? **footsteps trail off......the sound of pages flicking...then disappointed groaning noise....footsteps getting closer** bastard :lol: my girl can out fart me..thats scary...and she loud to...when she rips it sounds like one of those soupped up rice rockets....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 I'm not a big fart girl but I can out burp my boy any day :burp: game on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i fucking fart. i fart all the time. i'm not gonna hold that shit in. fist2cuffs thinks its kinda cute when i say "clear!!" hahahha. i poo too. ask wale.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush "clear!!" hahahahaha:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanAssault Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 :lol: This thread is nutty. I think most of the time they wait untill no ones around to let lose. The way they let it out is the secrect to it. Girls have mad control with it, its like little wisps of air on a timed release. Thus, controlling the sound as well as the smell. What I can't figure out is how when they go into the shitter to handle their biz, the place smells better then when they went in.................. WITH OUT USING ANY SMELL GOOD STUFF! Go figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 dont eat salmon over pasta. it gave me the shits. we were in a car and it hit me....when we found a toilet, it was already filled with feces. so hell no. i told them to fucking pull over because i was getting the turtle head. but they wouldnt...luckily, my friend had pepto bismol to hold me over till we got to our destination....en emo party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanAssault Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush i told them to fucking pull over because i was getting the turtle head. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush dont eat salmon over pasta. it gave me the shits. we were in a car and it hit me....when we found a toilet, it was already filled with feces. so hell no. i told them to fucking pull over because i was getting the turtle head. but they wouldnt...luckily, my friend had pepto bismol to hold me over till we got to our destination....en emo party. hahaha. god damn its funny hearing girls say nasty shit. personally, i dont really give a shit. im glad girls dont fart around me. for one thing, they stink (that clears up that dilemma for you). secondly, when girls fart around you, it usually means youre never going to make it past friend status. third, girls dont fart.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 oh no. i wont fart in front of friends. i never farted in front of fist2cuffs when we were friends. i'll fart in front of friends if only: 1. i can control the outcome (i.e. loud, watery, etc). 2. if it doesnt smell...if i didnt eat anything funky that day. most of the time my farts dont smell. but when they do, please clear. 3. if i am comfortable with them...if they are like a brother or sister to me 4. if it's outdoors so if it smells all funky, i can blame it on someone else. 5. i fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 this girl i used to hang out with would say that when she poops, its all rose petals..... its funny when girls excuse themselves and go disappear for 5 minutes, and come back, and you go use the bathroom and it stinks like hell. one time my old girlfriend and i were having a fairly serious conversation about "us":D and i swore she kept on letting out little *pffffft* farts. but i didnt know for sure or not so i just sat there getting way distracted and holding back laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Santa Claus this girl i used to hang out with would say that when she poops, its all rose petals..... its funny when girls excuse themselves and go disappear for 5 minutes, and come back, and you go use the bathroom and it stinks like hell. one time my old girlfriend and i were having a fairly serious conversation about "us":D and i swore she kept on letting out little *pffffft* farts. but i didnt know for sure or not so i just sat there getting way distracted and holding back laughs. its sfffft. look it up in the "what word would you put in the dictionary" thread. the word is "sift". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 ok...i know girls fart and it stinks..i used to let loose on my ex all the time..sneak attacks..id fart on her head and shit..then she'd be all pissed...5 minutes later...she would let one out..and it made sound..and she would laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes...girls let loose with their colon...but they're like snipers for the most part..you never know its coming..unless they want you to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i've been told i fart when i sleep. better believe that's the only time i will ever let it known that i have farted. (unless it squeaked out when i was laughing or something) i have bun control ~ silent but deadly <<<-----stealth farter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 hahaha..ubjinxed is a squeaker when she luaghs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i've heard girls fart, but rarely, usually when they are asleep. when i was 15 we were mainlining a tank of nitrous and this girl started to fish and every time she shook she farted LOUD and ever since they call her fart girl!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 i hold it all in during the day at schoool or around friends, and i come home and let it all loose on my younger siblings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by Santa Claus one time my old girlfriend and i were having a fairly serious conversation about "us":D and i swore she kept on letting out little *pffffft* farts. but i didnt know for sure or not so i just sat there getting way distracted and holding back laughs. i swear i busted a gut:lol: i remember my girl farted one time when she was giving me a blow job talk about a mood spoiler;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush i fucking fart. i fart all the time. i'm not gonna hold that shit in. fist2cuffs thinks its kinda cute when i say "clear!!" hahahha. i poo too. ask wale.;) your dirty :confused: tryin to tell me about your poo poo......:rolleyes: :rolleyes: i still think girls dont poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka it was warm and i thought it was cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 one of my ex's was giving me head and i farted on her i started laughing so hard i didnt care about her finishing girls do fart though, they just usually dont find it funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 i no a guy that has had two girlfriends that farted infront of him AND his mates. haha he cant pick em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by PAYROLL youre just gullible, thats all. Nah hes just a fucken retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by WALE!pd i still think girls dont poop they dont. ok?? thats the last time im telling u that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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