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Originally posted by kodak

Turn off all the lights in your house. The Amish have no electricity, which means every sexual encounter takes place by romantic candlelight.

 

Wear plain, modest clothing, which covers up most of your body. All the more to intensify the feeling of discovery when the clothing comes off. With the revealing fashions many women wear today, there is no surprise when the clothing comes off, and thus, it is less of a turn-on.

 

Purchase some farm animals to keep around your yard. The Amish are constantly around farm animals that are reproducing. This reinforces the fact that sex is natural and that man is a sexual animal as well.

 

Regularly read the Bible, a book which encourages a healthy sex life between husband and wife.

 

Turn off all radios and TVs. Hide any movies or mainstream newspapers or magazines — so there’s no comparison between the “perfect” media fantasy people and your own romantic partner.

 

Buy a butter churn. When you see your partner churning away, it’ll be an erotic sight that you won’t soon forget.

 

post a flick

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