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LadyKrink

my mom just told me she is leaving for the weekend...

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damn i cant remember the last time i was left alone at my house. i could have a bunch of people over and get trashed, but i dont really wanna deal with the aftermath. what the fuck is there to do without having to worry about the drama of a grip of people all up in my house touching my stuff and shit? i dont know but if i end up sitting on the computer doing the same thing i would do if my mom were home and not taking advantage of the situation i would then come to the realization that i have no life, and i dont want to admit that yet.

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Guest krie

PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!$(&^@#&!)^@$(&@#

just dont let anyone inside.

 

 

:king:

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Guest willy.wonka

i take it that youre wanting to get "plugged" this weekend?

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Guest SMUGGLER RSH

You get totally shit faced with VERY CLOSE friends the tye that don`t steal....And then go out to a strip club and make lesbian love to the preety dancing strippers...The first part is a good idea but then go somewhere good. Or have a BBQ during the day

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i wish i still lived at home

it was great when my mom left for the weekend

i would get drunk and play nintendo or go out to the stripclub

or have a giant fuck fest

 

goodtimes

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i love you mr. abc

i do that on the regular

especially when one of my roommates is trying to get laid

i just pretend like im furiously jacking off

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

you know you are getting old, when the opportunity for a house all to yourself excites you, not because you can rage and throw some off the hook party that people will be talking about for years to come, but becuase you can sleep, read, and do nothing, all by your lonesome.

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by WhenOne

we can keep it on the down low :(

 

i thought i wad hte only man for u..

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Originally posted by sneak

 

i thought i wad hte only man for u..

 

he dumped you cos you lost the spelling bee nigguh. mr abc always spellz good n stuff yo

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Guest imported_Europe

Home alone? Endless possiblities...

Do what the fuck you wanna do, nobody is gonna stop you...

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Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz

you know you are getting old, when the opportunity for a house all to yourself excites you, not because you can rage and throw some off the hook party that people will be talking about for years to come, but becuase you can sleep, read, and do nothing, all by your lonesome.

 

yeah you know your getting real old when your parents leave you home by yourself for the weekend

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Dude, T.T.'s got it....

 

Also try to imagine your house is a nudist colony... see how different it'd be to walk around naked constantly, don't be afraid to take all the sheets off your water bed and rub crisco all over the vinyl.

 

I got that "Laidar", I can just tell when I'm getting laid.

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Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz

but becuase you can sleep, read, and do nothing, all by your lonesome.

 

 

you mean waste babies in the shower, creating a school of jelly fish!:D

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