!@#$% Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 nice screenname Carcass. i'm glad peeps still appreciate classic oontz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 i too negged him for negging the bump. he will regret his unneggable negging. lul tictacs will slowly fade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 bump for the ages this time by request 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 so awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 No toilet paper, aint that always the way. Brilliant description of "the move." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 a real talent for writing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Still epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 classic bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Holy fuck this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Purely epic And I hate that word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 it's one of the few things on earth that deserves it ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 brings a tear to my eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Was in the mall w/ my lady today, thought it was noisy enough so acting totally normal I farted, loudly. She said an Indian dude was passing us and because I looked innocent he gave her a judgmental look. Still loling that. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/soccer-fc-yahoo/swedish-soccer-player-gets-red-card-for-farting-202705537.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 ugh. such a great story. i'll be in the old folks' home with dementia, still laughing about this. cheers, non-hetero, wherever you are 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 On 6/19/2016 at 10:49 PM, One Man Banned said: Was in the mall w/ my lady today, thought it was noisy enough so acting totally normal I farted, loudly. She said an Indian dude was passing us and because I looked innocent he gave her a judgmental look. Still loling that. still laugh at this sometimes 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Latest @Fist 666 thread made this classic come to mind bumperino 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 On 10/10/2002 at 1:57 AM, pissdrunkwhat?! said: hahahahaha second time was just as good as the first this was such a funny story i saved it on my comp for later entertainment hahahahahahaha im gonna pee myself now You still around? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 That's a crazy story. I don't know what else to say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 This is classic oontz material. Possibly one of the funniest most well written shits on this joint Good bump. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Just now, mr.yuck said: This is classic oontz material. Possibly one of the funniest most well written shits on this joint Good bump. I was laughing while reading the story and my girl kept looking over asking me, "What's so funny?" I tell here what happened in good, but brief detail and she kept cracking jokes for the rest of the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 All I can contribute to this thread is that today I got a brand new work ute with only 126km on the clock and I christened it by farting on the seat before I even left the depot. Add to that the "Indian street shitter" maneuver I pulled off on the side of the freeway whilst working, and there isn't much more I could do today beyond a public enema to finish off if one is to truly think about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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