LadyKrink Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 im really bored so i got all this stuff from different Simpsons websites. i'll start with bart who is probably my favorite character... bart http://freephoto-i.net/users/2025/13537'> http://freephoto-i.net/users/2025/13538'> Chalkboard Gags Season 1 I will not waste chalk I will not skateboard in the halls I will not burp in class I will not instaigate revolution I will not draw naked ladies in class I did not see Elvis I will not call my teacher "hot cakes" Garlic gum is not funny They are laughing at me, not with me I will not yell "fire!" in a crowded classroom Season 2 I will not encourage others to fly Tar is not a plaything I will not Xerox my butt I will not trade pants with others I am not a 32-year-old woman I will not do that thing with my tongue I will not drive the principal's car I will not pledge allegiance to Bart I will not sell school property I will not cut corners I will not get very far with this attitude I will not make flatulent noises in class I will not belch the National Anthem I will not sell land in Florida I will not hide behind the 5th Amendment I will not do anything bad ever again I will not show off I will not sleep through my education Season 3 7F24 - I am not a dentist 8F01 - Spitwads are not free speech 7F23 - Nobody likes sunburn slappers 8F03 - High explosives and school don't mix 8F04 - I will not squeak chalk 8F05 - I will finish what I sta 8F06 - "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 8F08 - Underwear should be worn on the inside 8F09 - The Christmas pageant does not stink 8F10 - I will not torment the emotionally frail 8F11 - I will not carve gods 8F14 - I will not spank others 8F13 - I will not aim for the head 8F15 - I will not barf unless I'm sick 8F17 - I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 8F19 - I will not conduct my own fire drills 8F20 - Funny noises are not funny 8F21 - I will not spin the turtle 8F22 - I will not snap bras 8F23 - I will not fake seizures Season 4 8F24 - This punishment is not boring and pointless 8F18 - My name is not Dr. Death 9F01 - I will not defame New Orleans 9F03 - I will not bury the new kid 9F05 - I will not teach others to fly 9F06 - I will not bring sheep to class 9F07 - A burp is not an answer 9F08 - Teacher is not a leper 9F09 - Coffee is not a drink for kids 9F10 - I will not eat things for money 9F11 - I will not yell "she's dead" during roll call 9F12 - The principal's toupee is not a frisbee 9F13 - I will not call the principal "spud head" 9F14 - Goldfish don't bounce 9F15 - Mud is not one of the 4 food groups 9F17 - No one is interested in my underpants 9F16 - I will not sell miracle cures 9F18 - I will return the seeing eye dog 9F19 - I will not charge admission to the bathroom Season 5 9F21 - I will never win an Emmy 9F22 - The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 1F07 - All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 1F08 - I will not say Springfield just to get applause 1F09 - I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 1F11 - My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 1F10 - I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 1F14 - I am not delightfully saucy 1F15 - Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 1F16 - The pledge of allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan!" 1F18 - I will not celebrate meaningless milestones 1F19 - There are plenty of businesses like show business 1F21 - I will not retransmit without the express written permission of Major League Baseball 1F20 - 5 days is too long to wait for a gun Season 6 1F22 - Beans are neither fruit nor musical 2F33 - I will not use abbrev. 2F01 - I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. 2F04 - I will not send lard through the mail 2F05 - I will not dissect things unless instructed 2F06 - I will not whittle hall passes out of soap 2F08 - Ralph won't morph if you squeeze him hard enough 2F09 - Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal 2F10 - Bagman is not a legitimate career choice 2F11 - Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does 2F12 - Next time it could be me on the scaffolding 2F13 - I will not hang donuts on my person 2F14 - I will remember to take my medication 2F15 - I will not strut around like I own the place 2F18 - The good humor man can only be pushed so far 2F19 - I do not have power of attorney over first graders 2F32 - Nerve gas is not a toy 2F21 - I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface 2F22 - The First Amendment does not cover burping 2F16 - This is not a clue … or is it? Season 7 2F20 - I will not complain about the solution when I hear it 2F17 - "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism 3F02 - I am not a lean mean spitting machine 3F01 - No one wants to hear from my armpits 3F03 - The boys room is not a waterpark 3F05 - Indian burns are not our cultural heritage 3F08 - Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things 3F07 - I will stop talking about the twelve-inch pianist 3F10 - I am not certified to remove asbestos Season 8 3F23 - I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten 3G01 - The truth is not out there 4F08 - I am not licensed to do anything 3G03 - I will not hide the teacher's prozac 4F16 - A fire drill does not demand a fire Season 9 3G02 - I no longer want my MTV 5F01 - Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story 5F03 - I did not invent Irish dancing 5F05 - I will not tease Fatty 5F06 - There was no Roman God named "Fartacus" 5F07 - Rudolph's red-nose was not alcohol-related 5F23 - Shooting paintballs is not an art form 5F10 - Pain is not the cleanser 5F12 - Silly string is not a nasal spray 5F13 - I was not told to do this 3G04 - My butt does not deserve its own web site 5F14 - I will not demand what I'm worth 5F17 - I am not the new Dalai Lama 5F18 - I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" Season 10 5F21 - I will not file frivolous lawsuits 5F19 - Butt.Butt is not my E-mail address AABF02 - No one cares what my definition of "is" is AABF03 - I will not scream for ice cream AABF04 - I am not a licensed hairstylist AABF05 - "The president did it" is not an excuse AABF06 - My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld AABF07 - Sherri does not "got back" AABF08 - I will not do the dirty bird AABF09 - No one wants to hear about my sciatica AABF11 - Hillbillies are people too AABF10 - Grammar is not a time of waste AABF12 - I do not have diplomatic immunity AABF13 - It does not suck to be you AABF14 - I cannot absolve sins AABF15 - A trained ape could not teach gym AABF16 - Loose teeth don't need my help AABF17 - I have neither been there nor done that AABF18 - No one wants to hear from my armpits AABF20 - I'm so very tired Season 11 AABF23 - Fridays are not "pants optional" AABF22 - Pork is not a verb AABF21 - I am not the last Don AABF19 - I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize BABF02 - I won't not use no double negatives BABF03 - Indian burns are not our cultural heritage BABF05 - I can't see dead people BABF07 - I will not sell my kidney on eBay BABF04 - I will not create art from dung BABF06 - I will stop phoning it in BABF08 - Class clown is not a paid position BABF09 - Substitute teachers are not scabs BABF10 - My suspension was not "mutual" BABF11 - A belch is not an oral report BABF12 - Dodgeball stops at the gum door BABF13 - "Non-flammable" is not a challenge BABF14 - I was not touched "there" by an angel BABF16 - I am not here on a fartball scholarshop BABF15 - I will not dance on anyone's grave BABF18 - I cannot hire a subsitute student BABF19 - I will not obey the voices in my head Season 12 BABF20 - I will not plant subliminAL messaGOREs BABF17 - I will not surprise the incontinent CABF01 - I am not the acting President CABF04 - I was not the sixth Beatle CABF02 - I will only provide a urine sample when asked CABF03 - The nurse is not dealing CABF06 - Science class should not end in tragedy BABF22 - Network TV is not dead CABF05 - I will not "let the dogs out" CABF08 - I will not hide the teacher's medication CABF07 - I will not publish the Principal's credit report CABF10 - The hamster did not have "a full life" CABF12 - I will not buy a Presidential pardon CABF09 - "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap CABF11 - I will not scare the Vice President CABF13 - I will not flush evidence CABF14 - Fire is not the cleanser CABF15 - Genetics is not an excuse CABF16 - Today is not Mothra's day CABF17 - I should not be twenty-one by now http://freephoto-i.net/users/2022/13458'> http://freephoto-i.net/users/2022/13456'> homer http://freephoto-i.net/users/2022/13446'> http://freephoto-i.net/users/2022/13451'> Homer’s List of Things to Do Before Dying 1. Make a list [crossed out] 2. Eat a hearty breakfast 3. Make videotape for Maggie 4. Have man-to-man with Bart 5. Listen to Lisa play her sax 6. Make funeral arrangement 7. Make peace with Dad 8. Beer with the boys at the bar 9. Tell off the boss 10. Go hang gliding * 11. Plant a tree * 12. A final dinner with my beloved family * 13. Be intamit [misspelled] with Marge * #10, 11, and 12 Homer is unable to squeeze into his expected last few hours http://freephoto-i.net/users/2022/13454'> http://freephoto-i.net/users/2022/13453'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 you MUST be bored.. i hope you didnt type all that shit out...i mean, its funny and all... but not THAT funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted October 5, 2002 Author Share Posted October 5, 2002 i copied it from a website and pasted it on here:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 good....id hate to think you sat there and typed it all out... id have to joke on you if you did. the simpsons are dope though. i still love the camping episode where the rv goes flying off the cliff.. and homer and bart have to set traps to catch rabbits and send one flying across the forest. thud. "ok, ill go into the bush and flush him out, and YOU grab him....got it?" "right dad." he he he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 "...I'm cold and frightened." -Grandpa Simpson, in that oh-so-unforgetable tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 hey look who's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Originally posted by kristy i copied it from a website and pasted it on here:idea: Really!? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 simpsons will never get old to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 My vote goes for fuck the simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 the simpsons are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 sifl and olly will always reign supreme :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 the signature quote that kristy has is fucken hilarious..... "I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary." ---Grampa Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT My vote goes for fuck the simpsons. only a fucking faaaag would say that:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 I love the simpsons in a extremly non-sexual way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE NY Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 SIMPSONS = THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 im getting simpsons tattoos...no lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 i like that show, it's funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 simpsons are dope, anybody remember the tracy ullman show? -the shocker is old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMOAK Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 Originally posted by I LOVE NY SIMPSONS = THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED! Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Originally posted by ragsoe505 simpsons are dope, anybody remember the tracy ullman show? -the shocker is old Damn! Old skool, that's where the simpsons first started. The looked weird back then too. I never really saw the tracy ullman show much, maybe a few reruns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 this is why i thoroughly enjoy kristy 1. saw her clit 2. booty shorts no tits yet though?? waiting?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- this is why i thoroughly enjoy kristy 1. saw her clit 2. booty shorts no tits yet though?? waiting?? :lol: oh no you di'int! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 ^^:lol: Hahaha! :lol:^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 yeah we all saw that and on the subject simpsons #1 cartoon ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by uncle-boy :lol: oh no you di'int! i'm talking downtown.:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomfarmer Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 simpsons are better than jebus!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest virus Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 simpsons kicks ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YinzerXpress Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 the simpsons fucking rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 simpsons r dope..............i got barts poster up on my wall right now.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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