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10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX

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When she calls you the next day saying she's had to sit on the toilet five times because you accidently put it in her butt...

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people down on the street are holding up all "10" signs

 

HAHAHAHAHA

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when you see ur dikk is bout to fall off thats when you know youve had wild sex

 

Nah, you just need to figure out how to correctly wear a strap-on.

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the skin on your dick has been worn away

 

you are still picking those hard to reach pistachios out of your partners ass while she is cursing you why you went so deep

 

you look like a Somolian becasue of all the bodily fluids you have lost and energy you have expended

 

looking at a Bloody Mary gives you flashbacks of the night prior

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when you see ur dikk is bout to fall off thats when you know youve had wild sex

 

No that means you probably caught a new buddy and should walk your ass over to the clinic.

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WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND TWINKY IS STANDING NEXT TO YOUR BED WITH HIS NINJA MASK ON..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO HOMO

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after reading the old and then the new posts in this thread, there's quite a difference in the old school ch0 heads and the newer ones.

 

a more sadistic, dark difference

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I'm one of the older ones and I will definitely give that one a 95, Dick Clark..it's got a funky beat and I can slap Nigerians to it.

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Wild sex...is there any other way???

 

NO... Everything else is just practice...

 

After the firts time, you better be dealing with a girl that's wild, and having NOTHING but wild sex...or you're wasting your time...

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