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T.T Boy

its 300 am, hallucinating again.

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ok,

im fucking bored and every night at this time when im working my body gets all funky cause of pills, and my mind starts racing cause of boredom, and i like to ramble. you might find it funny, maybe disturbing. i dont know.

 

 

fishing vests, whats the deal with the fishing vests, its a new trend here in italia, every man over 40 has one, theyre all brand new creases and all and have nothing in the pockets, they wear these goddamned fishing vests all over the place but carry nothing in them, why i ask you? i dont know. can you tell me? like thyre all going deep see fishing in rome, the only thing youd get here is a sewer dog, a rat but i call them sewer dogs. they are the size of golden retrievers. fucking massive. maybe its an italian thing to fish for sewer dogs.

 

guy who lost his passport ho wont leave me alone. ok, he lost his passport at the train station, didnt he read the sign beware of pickpockets. nows hes asking hwo much it costs to call new york. i dont know im not an operator. i dont knwo what the weather is like tomorrow im not a weather man either, i dont have a fishing vest so im not gonna tell you what the fishing is like either. i havent been fishing n two years. but hes rocking some neon sandals so hes ok but really annoying. he wanted to buy soap from me too. im not a soap vendor. this isnt the sheraton. sorry. what do you expect for 20 dollars a night. whatever.

 

 

beligan people. guy wears a purple suit with plaid jogging pants, somkes 50 joints a day had a shaggy beard and looks like the girzwold dad. from those national lampoon vacation movies. hes always drunk wearing this stupid purple jacket. and has a huge ass beard. no wait he look smore like woogie from that movie with ben stiller. woogie meets chevy chase. thats him. i wish hed stop trying to bum cigaraettes off me. maybe he should bum a job. maybe some allowance, hes only like 40 trying to hang out with 20 year old australian girls. wierdo. maybe he does german shit eating porn. i dont know.

 

 

strawberry juice. damn this is good juice, i think it has hallucinogenic properties. but it like liquid strawberries. mmm good. 4 hours to go.

 

david gray- good singer songwriter, possibly guitar player. this album is pretty good, better than that las ketchup song thats played every 0 minutes in europe. or the song with the girl dressed up as wonder woman. thats damn annoying sam ewith the song with the school girls making out in the video. word has it theyre from russia. crazy russians.

 

my australian friend. disappears for days at a time then shows up at my workplace to check his email. i have no clue where he works but eats rice from pakistani men out of folded paper. well he works at some place but is never at work. just drinking beer n the subway, well when i see him that is. he used to live with a gay man, maybe thats the same guy at the belgian dude who smokes and looks like chevy chase.

 

me. i wear army shirts from germany and wear aviator sunglasses and wear a jean jacket. i feel like brett michaels from poison sometimes. i dont really rock out that much. just get drunk and pass out in green sleeping bags. ok now the crazy passport guy is sleeping on the couch. back to me, yeah i live in the hood, i have to walk by the guy whos sleeping onthe sidewalk everyday. hes wierd hes always wearing a touque. a beanine for you americans. jesus christ i worte a whole lot. im mental and this killed off 15 minutes. whoo.

 

yeah enjoy. cheers.

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Guest Catch22

I posted a pic of Britney Spears' arse in the Britney Spears appreciation thread if that helps at all.

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tt...something is wrojng with you...I am sitting here in my apartment with no shirt on yelling at the fuckers in the street where I usually park...my entire street is blocked off to cars because of some stupid art fair...god damn art fags...ia m tempted to buy booth space just to park my car there and call it my work of art.

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Guest krie
Originally posted by Catch22

I posted a pic of Britney Spears' arse in the Britney Spears appreciation thread if that helps at all.

 

 

 

yes it does :)

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how many of you agree krie is syill a virgin, who beats his meat about..i dunno 6-8 times a day to celeb pics.

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Originally posted by DETO

how many of you agree krie is syill a virgin, who beats his meat about..i dunno 6-8 times a day to celeb pics.

 

Hahahahahaha....funny

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i started hallucinating a bit after i stayed up for 3 days . argh. you should take a dance class

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Guest sneak

yo tt, london calling. are you and ink lunatic comeing soon?

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

i think the problem is staying up to threehundred am... the latest i've gone is about 276 am, and that was rough...

 

if you mean 276 hours in a row, yeah, who hasn't?

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Originally posted by ink Lunatic

Hey.... Do you sell soap?

 

yeah i do, i mean this is a five star hostel. for backpackers who want luxury.

 

get this, they checked in two priests.

 

 

im gonna try and hop to london when i get a cheap flight and some money banked

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