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Guest BROWNer

um..is toilet paper bad for your asshole?

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Guest BROWNer

i am not shitting you.

 

someone today was ramblin' on to me

about toilet paper being really really

bad for your ass. all those miniscule fibers

glinting, gliding and stabbing...........

they said that there have been cases of

cancer due to wiping your ass, which i find

hard to believe but..............

this was all said to me with no hint of humor

or prevarication...

i'm thinking they were full of shit..but..

?

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Guest drunken phil

this from someone whose username is BROWNer...am i stupid or is it funny?

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Guest --zeSto--

what's the alternative?

 

Public bidets ?

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Guest BROWNer

hahaha..like i said, i am not shitting you. ahem.

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Guest BROWNer

well...yea..bidets..........

what about certain cloth material??

instead of a rack of toilet paper, you

could have a rack of shit shammies...?

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Guest --zeSto--

or just do like that do in the middle-east...

never use your left hand for eating!

 

there's been a case of cancer for every single human condition.

You sit on you ass and get butt cancer,

so you go running and get skin cancer.

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Guest PAYROLL

genius=person who successfully markets the shit chamois

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Guest imported_Tesseract

use the 3 shell system....what? you dont know what it is? hahahaha

 

 

seriously, i dunno man. Could be depending on how much you shit or how hard you wipe...i cant believe that topic...jeez anyway, best alternative is to wash your ass but i'm sure that some weirdo that you speak to would claim that soap is equally disasterous.

 

On a sidenote i love talking to people with 'theories' you should talk to Athens cab drivers Brown, shit's more complex than an uberto eco book.

 

 

On another sidenote i recall some other weird situaton you had with a former psyops member, i never asked but what is that shit? psyops???

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Guest BROWNer

haha zesto knows the deal, although i was under

the impression that was in india...(?)

 

tesseract...wha?????? i need further questioning....

 

i don't know, all day i've been mulling over the fact

that toilet paper is wood. tiny ass slivers mashed up

into a squat square..

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Originally posted by Tesseract

use the 3 shell system....what? you dont know what it is? hahahaha

 

 

demolition man!

i love that bad bad movie.

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Guest FUGITIVE

no.................unless u use sand paper........ouch:spent:

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Guest TEARZ

yo son, it's all about the baby wipes...

 

on another note.... i'm looking to leave the states. browner, how bout you relocate to montreal... i hear it's the land of 1 million hot bunz. i'll be your new roommate. haha. leave the states, get a new albert ayler pad of funk, and pull a new french canadian bird all in one shot... hell, i'm a small part french canadian... i'm gettin frisky- i've had a few newcastles....

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Guest socrates

I use the moist toillettes I get from IHOP

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Guest TEARZ
Originally posted by Tesseract

shit's more complex than an uberto eco book.

 

FEAUCAULT'S PENDULUM PERHAPS?

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Guest PAYROLL

on a more mature note...to keep my ass from getting cancer i found that a steel-wired brush works well for anal cleansing. it also works wonders for picking out those pestering shit-encrusted ass hair tangles and getting rid of those utterly useless top two or three layers of skin...yeeeeeeeeeeeah boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Originally posted by BROWNer

well...yea..bidets..........

what about certain cloth material??

instead of a rack of toilet paper, you

could have a rack of shit shammies...?

 

Shit Chamois!

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Guest krie
Originally posted by BROWNer

i am not shitting you.

 

 

 

hehehehehhee :lol:

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damnit

 

i cant do anything these days without getting cancer!

how the hell would wood give you cancer?

maybe the chemicals they treat it with or something

 

maybe 'american spirit' will start making additive free toilet paper

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Originally posted by BROWNer

i am not shitting you.

 

someone today was ramblin' on to me

about toilet paper being really really

bad for your ass. all those miniscule fibers

glinting, gliding and stabbing...........

they said that there have been cases of

cancer due to wiping your ass, which i find

hard to believe but..............

this was all said to me with no hint of humor

or prevarication...

i'm thinking they were full of shit..but..

?

 

 

this is why you dont believe everything you hear, Einstein . . .

 

jesus christ

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Guest sneak

just say no to hard paper. soft tissues all the way

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Guest sneak

*stalking when one*

 

im behind you..........

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Originally posted by sneak

*stalking when one*

 

im stalking the stalker

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