Guest BROWNer Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 i am not shitting you. someone today was ramblin' on to me about toilet paper being really really bad for your ass. all those miniscule fibers glinting, gliding and stabbing........... they said that there have been cases of cancer due to wiping your ass, which i find hard to believe but.............. this was all said to me with no hint of humor or prevarication... i'm thinking they were full of shit..but.. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drunken phil Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 this from someone whose username is BROWNer...am i stupid or is it funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 what's the alternative? Public bidets ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 hahaha..like i said, i am not shitting you. ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 well...yea..bidets.......... what about certain cloth material?? instead of a rack of toilet paper, you could have a rack of shit shammies...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 or just do like that do in the middle-east... never use your left hand for eating! there's been a case of cancer for every single human condition. You sit on you ass and get butt cancer, so you go running and get skin cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 genius=person who successfully markets the shit chamois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 use the 3 shell system....what? you dont know what it is? hahahaha seriously, i dunno man. Could be depending on how much you shit or how hard you wipe...i cant believe that topic...jeez anyway, best alternative is to wash your ass but i'm sure that some weirdo that you speak to would claim that soap is equally disasterous. On a sidenote i love talking to people with 'theories' you should talk to Athens cab drivers Brown, shit's more complex than an uberto eco book. On another sidenote i recall some other weird situaton you had with a former psyops member, i never asked but what is that shit? psyops??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 haha zesto knows the deal, although i was under the impression that was in india...(?) tesseract...wha?????? i need further questioning.... i don't know, all day i've been mulling over the fact that toilet paper is wood. tiny ass slivers mashed up into a squat square.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Originally posted by Tesseract use the 3 shell system....what? you dont know what it is? hahahaha demolition man! i love that bad bad movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FUGITIVE Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 no.................unless u use sand paper........ouch:spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 yo son, it's all about the baby wipes... on another note.... i'm looking to leave the states. browner, how bout you relocate to montreal... i hear it's the land of 1 million hot bunz. i'll be your new roommate. haha. leave the states, get a new albert ayler pad of funk, and pull a new french canadian bird all in one shot... hell, i'm a small part french canadian... i'm gettin frisky- i've had a few newcastles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 I use the moist toillettes I get from IHOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 I remember 3 shell system. Was hard at first but paid off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Originally posted by Tesseract shit's more complex than an uberto eco book. FEAUCAULT'S PENDULUM PERHAPS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 on a more mature note...to keep my ass from getting cancer i found that a steel-wired brush works well for anal cleansing. it also works wonders for picking out those pestering shit-encrusted ass hair tangles and getting rid of those utterly useless top two or three layers of skin...yeeeeeeeeeeeah boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer well...yea..bidets.......... what about certain cloth material?? instead of a rack of toilet paper, you could have a rack of shit shammies...? Shit Chamois! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 This is funny coming from a guy called "Browner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer i am not shitting you. hehehehehhee :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 damnit i cant do anything these days without getting cancer! how the hell would wood give you cancer? maybe the chemicals they treat it with or something maybe 'american spirit' will start making additive free toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Originally posted by BROWNer i am not shitting you. someone today was ramblin' on to me about toilet paper being really really bad for your ass. all those miniscule fibers glinting, gliding and stabbing........... they said that there have been cases of cancer due to wiping your ass, which i find hard to believe but.............. this was all said to me with no hint of humor or prevarication... i'm thinking they were full of shit..but.. ? this is why you dont believe everything you hear, Einstein . . . jesus christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 just say no to hard paper. soft tissues all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 charmin ultra :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 *stalking when one* im behind you.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Originally posted by sneak *stalking when one* im stalking the stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 so the stalkee becam the stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Originally posted by sneak so the stalkee becam the stalker indeed :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 holy shit...cancer is unavoidable live your life and you might as well live good by happyman bonus years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 ? Originally posted by Mr. Mang this is why you dont believe everything you hear, Einstein . . . jesus christ um, lighten up tight ass. go have a wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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