WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Why the fuck do we get mornin woods?........ Today i was wakened with my grandma in my room and me havin a mornin wood in visible view...i was too dead to realize it until it was too late my step-mom told me to "cover up"....worst mornin I've had in a long ass time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 first :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 foiled.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 so ive heard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 hey, at least no one caught you jerking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 hey, at least no one caught you jerking off. true but it still sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 that's still true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merdle Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Hahahaha yer grandma caught you with a stiffy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Dude I'd love to be in your shoes. You're grandma is freaky. I'd love to hit that dry pussy and jack all over your pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 fuck that, I sport that shit like a champ, I'll go make my cereal and close the fridge door with my wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 oh to be 15 again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C.O.P.S Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT fuck that, I sport that shit like a champ, I'll go make my cereal and close the fridge door with my wood. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .........FAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 *is 15* my grannie never saw my wood. werido. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 No really, call me mother fucker, if I was gay you wouldn't be here today son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 i wish i had a bitch near me when i have morning wood. because i swear my its got like an extra 3 inches on it. fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 hahahaha anyone care to explain how this happens anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy Capp Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- oh to be 15 again... 15 was only the start. every day has been an early morning blessing for at least 6 years and counting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 always tryin to put your hands on someone else's wood, you should be ashamed of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 my step-mom was juss tellin me to not watch any porn before i go to sleep....this shit could not get any worse....forrealz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by Merdle Hahahaha yer grandma caught you with a stiffy!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars i wish i had a bitch near me when i have morning wood. because i swear my its got like an extra 3 inches on it. fuck this guy loves the cock, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by cultural me this guy loves the cock, huh? how'd you come up withat one pal? he didn't say anything remotely gay..so you must be thinking he said some gay stuff, so you must be thinking he's really sexy and you wanna have his baby or soe shit. thats gay man, real gay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 man you've been on here for three days and this is what you contribute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by socrates man you've been on here for three days and this is what you contribute and counting.......its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean.....i was on 12ozprophet a long ass time ago but we had to turn off our internet i recently got it back bout a couple a days ago....my name used to be "Boxcar Willy"...i wrote, and still write...i remember that foo willy.wonka and fox mulder i havent seen anyother familiar faces...think positive instead of downgrading fools...i dunno im stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 oh shnap, wrong qoute :heated: *look down!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 what the shit...what happend to cornballs "IM GONNA SAW OFF YOU DICK WITH A RUSTY SAW YOU FAGGOTS" post? no hard feelins meant. but cornball must love the cock, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 you've probably noticed that you get semi-hardons occasionally throughout the day, even when you're not a bit aroused. your dick needs this blood circulation to survive. if you don't get wood for a long time, your dick will die or something... i dono. i think that relates to morning woods though. this was something i read from playboy in 8th grade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 i had one this morning so i had a wank and i went away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy Capp Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars i wish i had a bitch near me when i have morning wood. because i swear my its got like an extra 3 inches on it. fuck you could get an 'erection' and it would do the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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