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WhAt_dA_fUcK

Morning Wood......?

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Why the fuck do we get mornin woods?........

 

Today i was wakened with my grandma in my room and me havin a mornin wood in visible view...i was too dead to realize it until it was too late my step-mom told me to "cover up"....worst mornin I've had in a long ass time

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Guest Merdle

Hahahaha yer grandma caught you with a stiffy!!!

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Guest C.O.P.S
Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

fuck that, I sport that shit like a champ, I'll go make my cereal and close the fridge door with my wood.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .........FAG

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Guest greedy mars

i wish i had a bitch near me when i have morning wood. because i swear my its got like an extra 3 inches on it. fuck

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Guest Andy Capp
Originally posted by --zeSto--

oh to be 15 again...

 

15 was only the start.

every day has been an early morning blessing for at least 6 years and counting

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Originally posted by Merdle

Hahahaha yer grandma caught you with a stiffy!!!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by greedy mars

i wish i had a bitch near me when i have morning wood. because i swear my its got like an extra 3 inches on it. fuck

 

this guy loves the cock, huh?

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Originally posted by cultural me

 

this guy loves the cock, huh?

 

how'd you come up withat one pal? he didn't say anything remotely gay..so you must be thinking he said some gay stuff, so you must be thinking he's really sexy and you wanna have his baby or soe shit. thats gay man, real gay...

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Guest socrates

man you've been on here for three days and this is what you contribute

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Originally posted by socrates

man you've been on here for three days and this is what you contribute

 

 

and counting.......its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean.....i was on 12ozprophet a long ass time ago but we had to turn off our internet i recently got it back bout a couple a days ago....my name used to be "Boxcar Willy"...i wrote, and still write...i remember that foo willy.wonka and fox mulder i havent seen anyother familiar faces...think positive instead of downgrading fools...i dunno im stoned

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