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Guest willy.wonka

check these babies out !!!!!!

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Guest willy.wonka

a watermelon in my backyard + hawaiian roaches=sickshit

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took this one a little too close..walkin around in my slippahs and the buggahs started to attack!

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roaches on your toes:eek:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nibble nibble

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Guest willy.wonka

i have some dry leaves out there, so if you go out fora smoke you can hear a lot of crawling around..

 

so what..... lizard on a leash?

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Roaches are the only insects that gross me out a bit, but they are pretty damn fascinating, indestructible and smart. I wonder what's up with that watermelon that they're going so crazy about... Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest willy.wonka

:lol:

i need to take the pic of every lcals nightmare..."youre lying in bed and you see this black thing crawling on your cieling."

 

you reallly dont know what to do..cause if you try to attak it, it might attack back/fly in your face screaching and spitting

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

One time back home, I was passed out on a couch after an intense New Year's party, with my dad asleep on a mattress on the floor. Somewhere in my dream I felt something strange with my face and I woke up to find two roaches crawling up my cheeks. My first thought was to freak the hell out, shake violently, and scream like a banshee, but since I had absolutely no energy whatsoever to do so, I simply picked them off my face and tossed them over to my dad. He never noticed a thing. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest sneak

did you know that roaches are the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust....sickening

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roaches are sick i had a once late night incident with a roach that wouldnt die!... after five shots of raid and my friend lighting him on fire on my rug.. the fuck still presisted to get away...i swear those things are like mini terminators!

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i have roaches...i know i have em because i find em dead every once ina while, but i almost never see them alive.. i think aside from being indestructable they also have the ability to be invisiable.

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Guest chicken bone

haha

 

I have a brazillian friend who has a phobia of cockroaches and if theres one near he'll run away really scared while yelling in portugese. If you be like, yo Felipe! 'theres a roach on your arm', he'll bug out.

 

Good times.

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Guest willy.wonka

dang, i would think that people would get into some real life horror here..

 

i remember parties where the hot chick will think she's all fine, then all of a sudden a roach will crawl around her with out her even noticing

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Whats weird is that i have never seen a roach for real in my whole life. WE dont have them here where i live and ive never seen em on vacations either.

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Guest willy.wonka

if you kill one by the others...cannibalism at its finest

 

bbq's can be a bitch sometimes..you gotta throw some food to the side so that they dont fuck with you.

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Originally posted by sneak

did you know that roaches are the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust....sickening

 

hey nigga, don't forget about brine shrimp, aka sea monkeys.:mad:

 

do hawaiian roaches come out more at night too, or are they bad ass day walking roaches? roaches never really freaked me out when i saw them around, until i saw one fly, yeicks!

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Guest willy.wonka

mostly out during the night...but i have seen an eyeful in the day too.

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EEWWWW FUCK I HATE ROACHES!!! aaahhh nasty.... man you should see the ones that crawl out of the sewer some of em are like 3 inches long and can fly :heated: :heated: :o

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Guest --zeSto--

come on now people...

 

roaches aren't some demi-demon. They aren't industrucable.

 

I've never met a roach that my boot couldn't squish.

 

(great story mamerro!)

T

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Guest socrates

I'd like to fire bomb them....boom

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i'm scared of cockroaches. especially whe they have the ability to fly.

 

god that was one thing i hate when i lived in hawai'i.

 

aside from inhaling the putrid smell of crushed snails on the sidewalk.

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