Guest willy.wonka Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 a watermelon in my backyard + hawaiian roaches=sickshit http://cartogra.com/rs/9635BFA3-D587-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen'> took this one a little too close..walkin around in my slippahs and the buggahs started to attack! http://cartogra.com/rs/9635BFAD-D587-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen'> roaches on your toes:eek: nibble nibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 i have some dry leaves out there, so if you go out fora smoke you can hear a lot of crawling around.. so what..... lizard on a leash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 aww, i was hoping this was a child porn thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Crazy! Are they venomous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 whoa... i hate cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Roaches are the only insects that gross me out a bit, but they are pretty damn fascinating, indestructible and smart. I wonder what's up with that watermelon that they're going so crazy about... Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 :lol: i need to take the pic of every lcals nightmare..."youre lying in bed and you see this black thing crawling on your cieling." you reallly dont know what to do..cause if you try to attak it, it might attack back/fly in your face screaching and spitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 they love beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 One time back home, I was passed out on a couch after an intense New Year's party, with my dad asleep on a mattress on the floor. Somewhere in my dream I felt something strange with my face and I woke up to find two roaches crawling up my cheeks. My first thought was to freak the hell out, shake violently, and scream like a banshee, but since I had absolutely no energy whatsoever to do so, I simply picked them off my face and tossed them over to my dad. He never noticed a thing. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 did you know that roaches are the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust....sickening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 roaches are sick i had a once late night incident with a roach that wouldnt die!... after five shots of raid and my friend lighting him on fire on my rug.. the fuck still presisted to get away...i swear those things are like mini terminators! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 i have roaches...i know i have em because i find em dead every once ina while, but i almost never see them alive.. i think aside from being indestructable they also have the ability to be invisiable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 haha I have a brazillian friend who has a phobia of cockroaches and if theres one near he'll run away really scared while yelling in portugese. If you be like, yo Felipe! 'theres a roach on your arm', he'll bug out. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 ahahaha...good shit......btw nice pun..:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 dang, i would think that people would get into some real life horror here.. i remember parties where the hot chick will think she's all fine, then all of a sudden a roach will crawl around her with out her even noticing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Whats weird is that i have never seen a roach for real in my whole life. WE dont have them here where i live and ive never seen em on vacations either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Wait, these things can fly? I didnt know that, thats freaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 if you kill one by the others...cannibalism at its finest bbq's can be a bitch sometimes..you gotta throw some food to the side so that they dont fuck with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by sneak did you know that roaches are the only thing that would survive a nuclear holocaust....sickening hey nigga, don't forget about brine shrimp, aka sea monkeys.:mad: do hawaiian roaches come out more at night too, or are they bad ass day walking roaches? roaches never really freaked me out when i saw them around, until i saw one fly, yeicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 mostly out during the night...but i have seen an eyeful in the day too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 EEWWWW FUCK I HATE ROACHES!!! aaahhh nasty.... man you should see the ones that crawl out of the sewer some of em are like 3 inches long and can fly :heated: :heated: :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 come on now people... roaches aren't some demi-demon. They aren't industrucable. I've never met a roach that my boot couldn't squish. (great story mamerro!) T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I can't stand those things.... especially when they fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I'd like to fire bomb them....boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 i'm scared of cockroaches. especially whe they have the ability to fly. god that was one thing i hate when i lived in hawai'i. aside from inhaling the putrid smell of crushed snails on the sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wireless Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka a watermelon in my backyard + hawaiian roaches=sickshit http://cartogra.com/rs/9635BFA3-D587-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen'> took this one a little too close..walkin around in my slippahs and the buggahs started to attack! http://cartogra.com/rs/9635BFAD-D587-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen'> roaches on your toes:eek: i fucking hate roaches.:mad: i am allergic to them:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 I hate them......I hate stepping on them.....I hate being near them.....I hate hearing them crawl around....I also hate big big spiders that try to climb onto your hand when you least expect it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitchAssSlut Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 ive never seen a cockroach around here... but ive seen plenty of cougers and bears. I wonder if thats a fair trade off? Thats canadian life. gangster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy Capp Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 yeah, a polar bear got into my backyard cause it wanted my peanut butter and honey sandwich, so i had to punch him in the nose and quickly hop on my skidoo. but now we're good friends. he's turned into the house pet. we watch tv together when we're bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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