WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Hey is anyone gettin all this mail shit about joining the army navy and shit like that?.....how the fuck can you get them off your mailiing lists..some army recruiter wanted to know if i could go to my house and talk to me about the army...fuck the army if i would join anything i would join the Marine Corps.....you know what im going to join the Marine Corps. cuz they havent called me up yet....go get me sum towel heads and kill sum camels and fuck me some camel toed women!.......ahh thats the life...oh and beer..beer is always helpful in my decisions for my future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 death is on your side. try suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by WhAt_dA_fUcK Hey is anyone gettin all this mail shit about joining the army navy and shit like that?.....how the fuck can you get them off your mailiing lists..some army recruiter wanted to know if i could go to my house and talk to me about the army...fuck the army if i would join anything i would join the Marine Corps.....you know what im going to join the Marine Corps. cuz they havent called me up yet....go get me sum towel heads and kill sum camels and fuck me some camel toed women!.......ahh thats the life...oh and beer..beer is always helpful in my decisions for my future. ok your so fucking ignoant. why were you even born? shoulda takin your ass out with a clothes hanger. im going into the air force for a carrer not to "kill towel heads" so stfu an go suck your dads cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 and the marines hasnt called you yet cuz they dont want dumb asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by rip and the marines hasnt called you yet cuz they dont want dumb asses. good thing the airforce is only accepting refined young men such as yourself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by ese good thing the airforce is only accepting refined young men such as yourself.... i got a 95 on the asvab highest is a 99 so yes i am refined. thanks for noticing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 here is what to do if you get hassled by recruiters : tell them more than anything in your life you want to kill anything. you dont care if its men, women, and/or children. just say you're itching to kill and if you join up you want it in writing that you'll be killing shit. i pulled some of that shit on a USMC recruiter one time and he flipped out on me. it was hilarious and i never got called or bothered again by the armed services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 i remember when i was in highschool and even a few years after they woudl call up all the time. but at the time i was in my "rebelious fuck america" stage. tell them your gay not only gay but a flaming homosexual nymphomaniac and you don't think you could control yourself surrounded by men. i doubt they'd call back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 join a militia insted..i might start my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 ^^^the 12oz. militia???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 2, 2002 Author Share Posted October 2, 2002 Re: Re: Join the Armed Forces!!!!!??? Originally posted by rip ok your so fucking ignoant. why were you even born? shoulda takin your ass out with a clothes hanger. im going into the air force for a carrer not to "kill towel heads" so stfu an go suck your dads cock. yea i heard that all airforce is are pussies who cannot handle Marine Corp training and sumtin about wanting to suck there own fathers cock because the whole idea of the same dick that fucks there own mom turns them on...yea you did say sumtin about suckin your dads dick......damn i guess it was all true......go have fun in ur safe air force i was actually join the marine corps and i myself am going in to nuclear biological and chemical (NBC)defense specialist....do suck your dads cock....be in the air force im going to be a Marine......:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 2, 2002 Author Share Posted October 2, 2002 I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD AT WAL-MART.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 man your stupid, have you seriously considered suicide yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 2, 2002 Author Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by socrates man your stupid, have you seriously considered suicide yet. lately from what I've seen stupidity can take you suprisingly far in the United States of America.....but to answer your question; Well i did when i was younger but then realized that why not do some damage to this world before you die.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 You should rethink that decision your wasting my precious air adn water supply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 2, 2002 Author Share Posted October 2, 2002 Since when do people think other than themselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Nothing against joining the Armed Forces Regardless of the branch. This debate about "the Army is better than the Marine Corps" etc. has been going on for ages. (yawn.) When I was stationed in the Third Marine Division on Okinawa, we used to ride the bus for an hour to get to Naha so we could walk down Gate Two Street to go visit Kadena Air Force Base. It was the only place on that entire godforsaken island that didn't smell like human shit. Keep in mind, boys, that we are balanced on the razor's edge of war in the Middle East. If you enlist, there's a damned good chance you'll go to war--Marines, Air Force or whatever. I tried to get back in during the first Gulf War. The sorry-ass little corporal that I talked to had a very condescending attitude: "I'm sorry , Mr. KaBar, but you're just too old." Sorry little prick. At that point I could still run five miles and do 150 push-ups. (sigh.) Them days are gone now, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 i only read the first line of your post but the other day some recruit man guy called me. it was scary. he asked me 20 questions. and said he could arrange to come to my house to talk to me personally. argh. lkfdsja;l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by WhAt_dA_fUcK Hey is anyone gettin all this mail shit about joining the army navy and shit like that?.....how the fuck can you get them off your mailiing lists..some army recruiter wanted to know if i could go to my house and talk to me about the army...fuck the army if i would join anything i would join the Marine Corps.....you know what im going to join the Marine Corps. cuz they havent called me up yet....go get me sum towel heads and kill sum camels and fuck me some camel toed women!.......ahh thats the life...oh and beer..beer is always helpful in my decisions for my future. You really aint got a scooby doo have you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 i get the calls every now and then..they crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by WhAt_dA_fUcK Hey is anyone gettin all this mail shit about joining the army navy and shit like that?.....how the fuck can you get them off your mailiing lists..some army recruiter wanted to know if i could go to my house and talk to me about the army...fuck the army if i would join anything i would join the Marine Corps.....you know what im going to join the Marine Corps. cuz they havent called me up yet....go get me sum towel heads and kill sum camels and fuck me some camel toed women!.......ahh thats the life...oh and beer..beer is always helpful in my decisions for my future. You are a fucking dick. seriously, when i read this shit I lost all faith in the human race. You try and sound all cool and insouciant but your flimsy facade of "i dont care man, im cool, kill shit" is easy to see through. Seriously, consider suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SMUGGLER RSH Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by dELiSs i only read the first line of your post but the other day some recruit man guy called me. it was scary. he asked me 20 questions. and said he could arrange to come to my house to talk to me personally. argh. lkfdsja;l Nah that was that stalker guy who only wants to rape you and video tape it then take you as his sex slave hostage to a foreign country and steal your passport so you have to work to get it back but by then you will have od`d on smack and will die so he will further profit from the sale of a passport......????? I am going crazy in japan I need to kill someone....yes that would settle it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 Originally posted by WhAt_dA_fUcK Hey is anyone gettin all this mail shit about joining the army navy and shit like that?.....how the fuck can you get them off your mailiing lists..some army recruiter wanted to know if i could go to my house and talk to me about the army...fuck the army if i would join anything i would join the Marine Corps.....you know what im going to join the Marine Corps. cuz they havent called me up yet....go get me sum towel heads and kill sum camels and fuck me some camel toed women!.......ahh thats the life...oh and beer..beer is always helpful in my decisions for my future. Go get me some towel heads!!!! where you from kid?? what sort of upbringing did you have well wait not a very good one that much is obvious. well dont worry just walk donw the street saying that to every person you meet and see how long it takes you to get your ass beat hopefully you will walk up to me and say it! ok now fun things to do to the military recurtier! enlist your friends all you need to know is their ssn birthday etc etc start talking about how you really want to go so you get free guns then start recurtier for your alien invasion resistance go enlist get dep ( delayed entry program ) they hook you up for it then go to college for a while on them tell them you need a apt etc etc get all the shit you can then get really drunk the day youre gonna ship out i mean shitty drunk you will get kicked out of the army that day and they will never call you again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 3, 2002 Author Share Posted October 3, 2002 Re: Re: Join the Armed Forces!!!!!??? Originally posted by wiseguy You are a fucking dick. seriously, when i read this shit I lost all faith in the human race. You try and sound all cool and insouciant but your flimsy facade of "i dont care man, im cool, kill shit" is easy to see through. Seriously, consider suicide. dam dude are you the next Dr. Phil? If so how can i get along with my gurlfriend....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 how is EOD not dangerous? disarming explosives,bio-chem weapons and neuclearar(how ever you spell it) isnt dangerous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 EOD is dangerous all right Anything to do with demolitions, mines, disarming UXO and so forth, like EOD does every day, 24/7/365, is dangerous as a motherfucker. You want a real dangerous-ass job? Go disarm mines in Afghanistan or Cambodia for the UN De-mining detail. They use specially trained dogs to find them, then blow them in place with a little C-4 and a blasting cap. It's STILL dangerous as hell. I guess if people are poor enough, they'll do anything for money. I like mines that have an automatic sell-by date. After six months or a year (or whatever) they blow themselves up, saving us the hassle of going out and finding them, and setting them off to get rid of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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