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what if einstein and his team created the atomic bomb for germany insted of the US.

 

what if there were no orgasms..sounds dumb..but think about it..

 

these are two of the best what ifs one could come up with.....add some ideas and questions..or let this thread die..i dont care i only started this because i was bored, but the real worlds on now...die rying fuckers

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what if I die from that sketchy sandwich I just made?

 

How long does mayo stay good in the fridge?

(the mayo says best if purchaced before MAY 08/01)

 

Do you think there's a bandit out poisoning sliced turkey?

(I bought the pack right before the store closed, when I got home I noticed the seal was broken... but I was really hungry and I'd already commited to the mayo...)

 

The lettuce was fresh, I don't think that nuclear cheese stuff can ever go bad and the bread wasn't moldy so... on a purely average ingredient freshness basis it's 3-2...

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damn Smart...just throwing caution in to the wind like that???

 

man, i dont know about eating no mayo with best used date of over 13 months ago.

 

hmmmm..maybe theres small pox in your turkey.

 

ok, im prolly not helping.

 

what if elephant drank bombay and bombed subway lines in a drunken rampage.

 

what if i a had a devils tail growing out of my lower back with a dick at the end of it so i could fuck two girls at once.

 

what if you fall.

 

what if you catch a case.

 

what if you drink to much.

 

bleah...what if i suck at what ifs?

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Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH

what if i a had a devils tail growing out of my lower back with a dick at the end of it so i could fuck two girls at once.

 

man, you don't need all that, just two simple words... wait... maybe 4... NO two! two words:

"bisexual girlfriend"

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Brown Recluse Spiders...Think about that

 

What if you got bitten by a brown recluse and it turned into this:

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or this:

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or this:

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or this:

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maybe this:

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brown recluse spider, ladies and gents:

http://www.dfwpest.com/Bite1.jpg'>

 

I hear the bites actually smell bad (rotting skin)

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yes, siree:

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http://www.acu-heal.com/brspider2.gif'>

 

This next one is by far no kind of BRS bite finale..but 3 -weeks w/ no treatment:

http://www.dfwpest.com/Bite2.jpg'>

This person will need surgey:

http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/spiderbitegross.jpg'>

Gnarly:

http://www.aces.edu/pubs/anr/anr-1043/Images/anr-1043.2.GIF'>

 

With any hope - this will make everybody think twice before hiding in the woodpile..

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riddle me this fatman

 

what if there was no evil?

what if cats and dogs really fell from the sky?

what if i am somebody's dream?

what if they were mine?

what if i had everything that i ever wanted?

what if i said there is a place where we can go and we dont have to die to get there?

what if we were all dead and this is somebodies torture?

 

 

what if i were to carry on with these "what if" questions?

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youre gonna die honkey!

 

Originally posted by Smart

what if I die from that sketchy sandwich I just made?

 

How long does mayo stay good in the fridge?

(the mayo says best if purchaced before MAY 08/01)

 

one of my roommates ate some mayo that had been chillin in the back of the fridge for something like 8 months, long story short he projectile vomited all over the place.

 

Do you think there's a bandit out poisoning sliced turkey?

(I bought the pack right before the store closed, when I got home I noticed the seal was broken... but I was really hungry and I'd already commited to the mayo...)

 

hey if they can poison tylenol they can poison your turkey

arsenic doesnt care what its on.

 

The lettuce was fresh, I don't think that nuclear cheese stuff can ever go bad and the bread wasn't moldy so... on a purely average ingredient freshness basis it's 3-2...

 

lettuce aint gonna save you now! youre already in too deep.

if the cheese is that canned nonsense i think it has a shelflife of forever

and that bread best be rye if you know whats good for you.

 

so what if you dont die from said 'sketchy sandwich'?

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