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what if einstein and his team created the atomic bomb for germany insted of the US.

 

what if there were no orgasms..sounds dumb..but think about it..

 

these are two of the best what ifs one could come up with.....add some ideas and questions..or let this thread die..i dont care i only started this because i was bored, but the real worlds on now...die rying fuckers

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einstein?

 

 

dont ya mean oppenheimer? or are you saying not only what if the bomb went to germany but if einstein did it instead...either way...no orgasms would suck

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Guest PAYROLL

what if there were no 12oz forum for threads like this???

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Guest fr8lover

yo thats as deep as the questions get?

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what if there was no internet? would there be more originality in graff?

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i thought einstein was jewish so how would that happen?

no orgasms= sex for reproduction only

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Guest THEdude
Originally posted by podrido

no orgasms= sex for reproduction only

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Guest Pilau Hands

what if wolverine remained feral?

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Guest THEdude

what if fritos tasted good???

 

damn they taste like shit:mad:

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what if I die from that sketchy sandwich I just made?

 

How long does mayo stay good in the fridge?

(the mayo says best if purchaced before MAY 08/01)

 

Do you think there's a bandit out poisoning sliced turkey?

(I bought the pack right before the store closed, when I got home I noticed the seal was broken... but I was really hungry and I'd already commited to the mayo...)

 

The lettuce was fresh, I don't think that nuclear cheese stuff can ever go bad and the bread wasn't moldy so... on a purely average ingredient freshness basis it's 3-2...

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What if the final episode of Seinfeld was actually funny, like all the other episodes? :o

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damn Smart...just throwing caution in to the wind like that???

 

man, i dont know about eating no mayo with best used date of over 13 months ago.

 

hmmmm..maybe theres small pox in your turkey.

 

ok, im prolly not helping.

 

what if elephant drank bombay and bombed subway lines in a drunken rampage.

 

what if i a had a devils tail growing out of my lower back with a dick at the end of it so i could fuck two girls at once.

 

what if you fall.

 

what if you catch a case.

 

what if you drink to much.

 

bleah...what if i suck at what ifs?

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haha this thread has gone exactly where i hoped it would...the real world was a bummer tonight though...brynn and triselle are mad hot though.

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Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH

what if i a had a devils tail growing out of my lower back with a dick at the end of it so i could fuck two girls at once.

 

man, you don't need all that, just two simple words... wait... maybe 4... NO two! two words:

"bisexual girlfriend"

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ahh, Smart my freind...wise words, however the purpose of the devils tail with the dick on the end would be so i could experience simultanious penetration with two women at the same time. and of course a bisexual woman or 3 or 4 would help..

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Guest sneak

what if we all had lives and there was no one on 12oz?

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Brown Recluse Spiders...Think about that

 

What if you got bitten by a brown recluse and it turned into this:

http://www.acponline.org/graphics/bioterro/canthrax/brown_spider2.jpg'>

 

or this:

http://www.bulkmsm.com/images/other/recluse.gif'>

 

 

or this:

http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/ent/notes/Urban/images/br-bite.JPG'>

 

or this:

http://www.chsys.org/safetyzone/brown_recluse_spider_bite.jpg.jpg'>

 

maybe this:

http://www.med-help.net/SpiderBite.jpg'>

 

brown recluse spider, ladies and gents:

http://www.dfwpest.com/Bite1.jpg'>

 

I hear the bites actually smell bad (rotting skin)

http://www.forestpests.org/publichealth/small/0001043.jpg'>

 

yes, siree:

http://www.acu-heal.com/brspider1.gif'>

http://www.acu-heal.com/brspider2.gif'>

 

This next one is by far no kind of BRS bite finale..but 3 -weeks w/ no treatment:

http://www.dfwpest.com/Bite2.jpg'>

This person will need surgey:

http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/spiderbitegross.jpg'>

Gnarly:

http://www.aces.edu/pubs/anr/anr-1043/Images/anr-1043.2.GIF'>

 

With any hope - this will make everybody think twice before hiding in the woodpile..

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that is fucking disguuusting.

 

what if your foot fell asleep and never woke up . oh the madness. ..

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fuck brown recluses... i thought i got bit by one, and with good reason too... luckily, after about 24 hours my hand de-swelled and was no longer the size of my head...

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

i thought i got bit by one, and with good reason too...

 

stay out the goddamn woodpile, boy...

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