Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
fatlaces

Dumb questions you were afraid to ask

Recommended Posts

Guest sneak
Originally posted by ragsoe505

why don't you love me anymore?

why can't i sleep on your porch?

are you gonna finish that?

if not can i have it?

 

cos ur a man. and im man. i dont love men

i dont have a porch. feel free to sleep in the shed tho

already did sonny jim

see above

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12ozProphet Shop.
This forum is brought to you by the 12oz Shop.

which one are you?

signs of hope in christopher reeve's modest recovery?

who got juice?

what was the question?

 

 

this is sounding like status change material, i'm done......

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Donald Duck doesnt wear any pants but when he gets out of the shower he puts a towel on his waist?????

 

why do we get a morning boner?

 

why do i feel kinda funny when i see my neighbors goats ass?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

here some:

 

Is the origami business in danger of folding?

 

Would a night club on the Moon lack atmosphere?

 

Can you be sure you are indecisive?

 

Does the Pentagon send out circulars?

 

Can you go overseas in a submarine?

 

If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

 

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

-If the store is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week why are there locks on the doors?

 

- Vegetarians eat vegetables what do Humanitarians eat?

 

- Who da crunkest?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Can you get a chick pregnant by her swallowing after you nut in her mouth?

 

:D :( :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :idea: :king: :dazed:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest SMUGGLER RSH
Originally posted by fatlaces

here some:

 

Can you go overseas in a submarine?

 

 

Yes you can if you are in the Navy, a drug barron or a very rich software company owner..........

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest SMUGGLER RSH
Originally posted by deznatori

-If the store is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week why are there locks on the doors?

 

Because before the store was opened the builders may not have known the use for the building hence they wanted to keep squaters out

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

why m i so fucked up?

what the fuck is wrong with me?

i've never met most of you, why do i consider you my friends?

i'm fucken faded, should i go to sleep?

fuck this i'm, out......

 

-the shocker

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest HELLSATAN
Originally posted by master bates

Do vergetarians eat animal crackers?

Why is it that we die on parkways yet park on driveways?

 

 

These questions have boggled me for years. Someone please help me out!

 

why is george carlin so funny ?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...