Guest keep Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 Originally posted by *ZEMONEDOE$: fifteen ways tose if a man is good in bed by,some lady. fuck that. 4 things to pleez a man. 1.suck his dick 2.play with his balls 3.make him a sandwich 4.dont talk so much you forgot one thing, beer, as in "bitch!, get your ass in that damn kitchen and bring me a beer!" or "bring me my damn beer bitch, hey bitch, why the fuck are you wearing clothes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern kid Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 posted by SIELOETTE: aww man....secret dont read those things..that is some of the stupidest shit I have ever heard........ i'm waiting for you to say something unintriguing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *mojo-jojoh * Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 HAHAHAHA THIS IS FROM DA CLSSICS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 im am or do all that stuff and havent gotten any play. fuck your magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 Hahha..Southern whats thats mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 number 16.. he likes madonna... (this is borderline though.. i mean.. if its showtunes and madonna hes playing for the other team..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sTress Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 what is a y ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 hey ladieeeees! Yeah, that describes me except biting my nails, being short and i never noticed the looking to the left garbage. whatever, I'm still the dopest lover. Plus I like to go down. Whatchyallknowbout dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 Originally posted by keep: you forgot one thing, beer, as in "bitch!, get your ass in that damn kitchen and bring me a beer!" or "bring me my damn beer bitch, hey bitch, why the fuck are you wearing clothes?" It's funny how guys on here talk about bitching girls around, then they start threads about not getting any pussy... A girl must have some serious issues to let a ANYONE talk to her like that. If my man ever spoke to me like that, I'd slap him, and never speak to him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 three things to make ya bitch happy 1.ask her about her day(half hour daydream) 2.eat it before fucking 3.go for at least 20 minutes in bed you can pretty much get any jawn with this full proof plan. tell her uncle zemy sent ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 always comin through with the truth...word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 'No.3:HIS Y IS SLOPPY: A "y" with a big loop in the tail is associated with high libido. It's also linked with imagination.....' ...nice...cause my y is always looped into something else...no hanging in space....dam fruedian letters...but its def. not sloppy...high libido to eh? excuse me ladies, comin' through 'Y' style, hehehe... ....rOe.....ah whatever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted June 12, 2001 Share Posted June 12, 2001 maybe dudes facing the wall to avoid seeing exgirlfriends or he knows ahead of time that hes most likely gonna look at other more interesting shit if the conversation is boring. i'm tall, i can be funny if i so choose to be, my y has a big loop, i cook, and i definetly go down. now although i cant dance worth shit, my only problem is convincing girls that this shit true. i hope theres a translated version for the ladies in my area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/images/16fathat102.jpg'> ARE ALL MIGETS FAGS!?? yes of course. ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ ewwwwww the midget is gay! and old makes it worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Originally posted by cracked ass I have so little to do right now that I will now write a convincing case for the exact opposite of every one of those non-factoids. geez cracked....so little to do no shit!! for someone who is obviously intelligent... i think your mind needs a little more to occupy itself.. p.s. all women's magazines are fucking stoopid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 one sign he's great in bed you came twice and then he fucked you again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 shiet...i can do that easily...;) i can dance well too.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 And all this time I thought studying pornos would make me better in bed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by *ZEMONEDOE$ fifteen ways tose if a man is good in bed by,some lady. fuck that. 4 things to pleez a man. 1.suck his dick 2.play with his balls 3.make him a sandwich 4.dont talk so much hahaha id rather have tacos........but everything else is a go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 thats the thing about porns...sounds like a good resource, but last one i watched, homegirl was in some crazy position that looked comfortable for neither, yelped like she was a monkey getting a prostate exam and homeboy was ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Yea...what ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Originally posted by Are2 geez cracked....so little to do no shit!! for someone who is obviously intelligent... i think your mind needs a little more to occupy itself.. Check the post date...more than a year ago. I have MUCH more going on since then. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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