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barfbag

jim carrey movie quotes appreciation thread

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some of my favorites

 

 

"I got worms.... thats what were gonna call the store"

 

"I know all about what you did, Mr. French tickler"

 

"Nice skis, they yours? yeah ..... both of them?"

 

"Yes i have two peanuts right here, there small but i consider them carry on."

 

Yes satan? Ohhh! sorry sir i thought you were sombodey else."

 

 

 

I had to jump on the appreciation thread bandwagon

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Guest willy.wonka

"if you keep picking at that, it'll never heal.."????

batman

 

he was great in that movie..

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i got more

 

"no, in the movie they caught up with him a mile down the road and slit his throat"

 

Im talkin about a place where the beer flows like whine, and the women flock like the birds of capistrano, im talkin about a place called assssspin"

 

lets hear your best ones

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Guest imported_Europe
Originally posted by barfbag

"Nice skis, they yours? yeah ..... both of them?"

 

This is not Jim, but its still fucking hilarious.

 

All lines from Dumb and Dumber are classics...

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Guest BROWNer

"maybe i'll give you a call sometime...your number still 911?"

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