PurpleJargon Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 having your heart carved out with a pool ball or another equally dull object. or being eaten from the inside out by insects. or the outside in. it all sucks. and the tide slowly unraveling your intestines is definitely the worst way to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 ways i would like to die: being smothered to death by large breasts of beautiful europeans lingerie models. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay-Burner Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 http://vatican.rotten.com/bisection/train-bisection.jpg'> this would have to do it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay-Burner Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 or being hanged and being left their while the air slowly slips away from my lungs and I am left their for quite some time and my skin starts melting off my face http://vatican.rotten.com/hang4ever/hang4ever.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tEkRoCkS Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 wow this is some ill shit...burning suks ass i wouldnt want to do that.....i cant think of anything twisted at the momet...o wait..how about gettin a screw screwed into ur scull while tied upside then they take it out and drain ur blood.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay-Burner Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 http://www.koltershock1.net/gallery/goodlord.jpg'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wïllïs Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 Slowly Imploding would be shitty...car accidents are fucked up, the ones where you don't die rite away....those last few seconds while you were suffocating would suck. Being dragged by a car or burned....damn. Faces of death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern kid Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 cracked still has the best one. you guys are so unimaginative its funny..i laughed several times thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1570074&a=13217196&p=50086869'> you guys got it all wrong...after these two mate, the dominate female devours the much smaller male to nourish the developing young...thats the worst way to die...or maybe the worst way to live....worrrdddd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 Originally posted by curious george: a bunch of peope with chinese haircuts..... What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 http://www.darkperfection.com/cfox/foxb0921.jpg'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 Originally posted by cracked ass: Over dinner with a few heads recently the topic of how you do NOT want to die came up. One person answered, then I jumped in with such relish that everyone changed their mind and didn't want to hear my input. I was like "This is one of those diabolical Chinese things" and suddenly they were all saying "I don't want to hear it." Anyway, they take you to this river right near the ocean, which rises and falls with the tides. They tie you to poles in the river so that you're maybe up to your waist at high tide. They cut a small slit in your belly, fish out a loop of intestine, and staple it to a large cork. As the tide goes out, the cork drifts out to sea, slowly unpacking your intestines. If you're lucky (and you're obviously not at this point) something large and carnivorous will be attracted to the smell of blood and feces. Anyway, that's not how I want to go. thats fucked up. ------------------ I'M the ONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 this would suck fat balls... a bunch of peope with chinese haircuts think it would be fun to tie each of your main limbs to a horse. your arms, and your legs. pretty close to your feet and hands. then, for the hell of it, they run the horses in different directions, just pissing you off and putting you in large amounts of pain. then, after they see you're mad, the just charge those bastard horses all at one time ripping your arms and legs off. damn, that would fucking sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest sneak Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 howabout having all your skin ripped off before being dropped into a tub of acid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 i hear there's some torture method where you're tied to the floor of a room with about a half inch of leeway on either side belly-up, with your appendages secured. water is slowly dripped onto your forehead and eventually the water level in the room rises enough to drown you, and you're probably insane already from the constant dripping on your headpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 i would hate to have my throat slit..then have some "blessed" black guy fuck the wound... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merry Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 im not going to die. MIKE WAZOWSKY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Flag Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 does it really matter how? it's the afterlife that matters................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Flag Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 FLAMES EVERY WHERE, DEATH METAL , SCREAMS ALL AROUND.......................not one of you sluts here are going to your nirvana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 ok check this out. take brillo pads and razors and slice small slits all over your body. skuff up your body with the pad. then put you into a bathtub full of salt ,bear mase, and bleech. then leave you in ther for 3 days. after that pour sugar and honey all over you and drop you on a hill of fire ants. either that of putting you into a box that is smaller that you are so you cant move at all for days and then filling it up with carbon maonxide or water. im claustorphibic.........;) or sawing off all of your limbs witha rusty butter knife......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 http://www.darkperfection.com/cfox/foxb0921.jpg'> 4 some reason ilike this pic? maybe because she's in a bra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 1. dying before i actually get to live 2.suffocating 3.drowning 4.burning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 yep... http://www.darkperfection.com/cfox/foxb1139.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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