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Originally posted by garth vader:

yeah i been caught. but have you ever caught someone else doing it? i haven't.

haha i've never caught anyone else.. there was times i suspected i caught someone but they played it off good,,

 

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[This message has been edited by conan o brien (edited 06-08-2001).]

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Originally posted by Frate Raper:

My boy got busted by his mom...so he siad he was itching it....then she sai d"AT 60 MILES PER HOUR?" i've never laughed so hard in my life.

 

hahahahahaha.

 

 

 

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  • 1 year later...

when i was in 7th grade or something.. i would put up a cardboard on my door(so they couldn't get in,,when in reality they could just take the pins out) and tell my parents that it was my secret club house,,when actually i was jackin away...whats sad is in my room i have an aquarium which has actin lights(blue lights) which activates shiny pigment,,well fuckin' sperm is lightin' up..

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I got cuaght with a girl riding me in my room when I lived with my parents. I'm sure they heard me alot of times too. Never once did I get cuaght jerkin the weas. That's some low-key privacy shit because of that exact reason. YOU DON"T WANT YOUR MOM TO CATCH YOU....

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Originally posted by BigOatser

Last night I had a weird dream where this girl I knew took off her sports bra AND her boobs to do some bench pressing. While she was doing it, I snuck a feel before she put them back on. THey were pretty nice too.

HAHAHA fuckin' funny dream man. Im sure ive had similar. Anyhow, my door has no lock its some fuct up sliding thing so I guess my mom has caught on to my manly habits so she does a "safety knock" if you will before she talks to me. But I have watched the thursday night porn on HBO before and i guess it was to loud so my sister opened my door, but im quick with the reflex so i got it covered in time. Closest call to date, but yeah you guys with locks are lucky

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catching the rabbit

 

When I was younger I used to have a bunkbed. This kid I was once friends with stayed over for a weekend when his mom went away on a business trip, and he was sleeping on the top bunk. He pretended like he was asleep and I started reading a magazine (non-sexual) and about 30 minutes later I started to hear these small groans. Then the bed started to shake a little back and forth. This went on for about 5 minutes or so and then finally subdued. Needless to say I was speechless particularily since my light was on. Maybe the kid was wanking it, maybe he was having a seizure but I made sure I washed those sheets after he left.

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ive never been caught but i caught my lil bro twice and both times he was using my material....he was all buggin out but i was like dude you stole my fuckin porn what the hell you think i do with it read it??...it was pretty bad though.... i also caught one of ex's but that turned into a fun time....wooooohooooo

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