conan o brien Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 Originally posted by garth vader: yeah i been caught. but have you ever caught someone else doing it? i haven't. haha i've never caught anyone else.. there was times i suspected i caught someone but they played it off good,, ------------------ http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1538091&a=11654961&p=49225359'> [This message has been edited by conan o brien (edited 06-08-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 Originally posted by Frate Raper: My boy got busted by his mom...so he siad he was itching it....then she sai d"AT 60 MILES PER HOUR?" i've never laughed so hard in my life. hahahahahaha. ------------------ I'M the ONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 I wanna hear about some girls getting caught masturbating!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 http://www.seanbaby.com/news/images/thecircle.jpg'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat poo Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 just do it in the shower,you wont get caught cause your already buck naked and you can squirt all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mea PW Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 that suks , wut did she say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 ive been caught red handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 when i was like 11 my friend found his moms dildo and brought it to school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 never been caught :smiles: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 jigga, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 when i was in 7th grade or something.. i would put up a cardboard on my door(so they couldn't get in,,when in reality they could just take the pins out) and tell my parents that it was my secret club house,,when actually i was jackin away...whats sad is in my room i have an aquarium which has actin lights(blue lights) which activates shiny pigment,,well fuckin' sperm is lightin' up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 this thread is from 2001 .. arcel is diggin in the i-crates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 I got cuaght with a girl riding me in my room when I lived with my parents. I'm sure they heard me alot of times too. Never once did I get cuaght jerkin the weas. That's some low-key privacy shit because of that exact reason. YOU DON"T WANT YOUR MOM TO CATCH YOU.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 26, 2003 Share Posted May 26, 2003 close calls thats about it. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I've been caught fucking by my parents on numerous occaisons, but never been caught jacking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by Krook never been caught :smiles: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Plaid Fill-ins Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser Last night I had a weird dream where this girl I knew took off her sports bra AND her boobs to do some bench pressing. While she was doing it, I snuck a feel before she put them back on. THey were pretty nice too. HAHAHA fuckin' funny dream man. Im sure ive had similar. Anyhow, my door has no lock its some fuct up sliding thing so I guess my mom has caught on to my manly habits so she does a "safety knock" if you will before she talks to me. But I have watched the thursday night porn on HBO before and i guess it was to loud so my sister opened my door, but im quick with the reflex so i got it covered in time. Closest call to date, but yeah you guys with locks are lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toad_AAA Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 how many are there for this great practise of jacking it flogginh the doliphin punching the elephant spanking the monkey hahahah he a good one for put on the condom crowning the king Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 choking the chicken pounding the pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 what the fuck do yall do justwhip it out whenever yer in yer room when your mom is home? wait until she goes out , sheesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjd333 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 catching the rabbit When I was younger I used to have a bunkbed. This kid I was once friends with stayed over for a weekend when his mom went away on a business trip, and he was sleeping on the top bunk. He pretended like he was asleep and I started reading a magazine (non-sexual) and about 30 minutes later I started to hear these small groans. Then the bed started to shake a little back and forth. This went on for about 5 minutes or so and then finally subdued. Needless to say I was speechless particularily since my light was on. Maybe the kid was wanking it, maybe he was having a seizure but I made sure I washed those sheets after he left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 ive never been caught but i caught my lil bro twice and both times he was using my material....he was all buggin out but i was like dude you stole my fuckin porn what the hell you think i do with it read it??...it was pretty bad though.... i also caught one of ex's but that turned into a fun time....wooooohooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Anyone ever heard that Billy Connolly routine on how to get away with it? That guy is too funny...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by blufish i almost got caught in high school at about 530 am. but i think the guy just thought i was a vandal or something...ironic what the fuck were you doing pulling one at highschool? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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