Guest IhaveaBoner Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 allright here we go.. so i went to a friends house,, a little "kick back" if you will, im haning out with this hot girly,, we get to doin stuff, we didn't do much cause shes a whore of a girl,, or at least i wish she was,, fucking tease. i hate her. so i go home drunk, thinking masturbating is a good idea for the night, i get goin at it, about 10 minutes later my mother walks in,, i don't live in her house im just staying there. so its kinda more awkward,, oh well,, has this happen to any of you?or somthign similar? let me know, i wnat to feel normal again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 I've had the beginning of the story happen to me. but not going home and jacking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 where were you wackin it lol the couch.... privacy locked doors man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Good Morning Captain Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 haha, remember the episode of seinfeld where george gets caught by his mother. What did your mom say and do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 every time i get caught masturbating it by 5 hot ladies in thongs who proceed to assist me with said duties......its great ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conan o brien Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 bump for getting caught masturbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Hoboe Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 man..that has never happend to me...well my door has a lock that may be the reason. But u kids are som sick mo fos.... was your mommy like " Ewwwwwww...youve grown sooooo much since u were a baby"" or was she like "Damn, just like your father" .. well whatever the case may be..stay away from porn..stay away from peeping moms and say away from Drunk Hoboes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conan o brien Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 HAHAHA DRUNK HOBOE YOU SICK MOFOE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 hahahahahaahhahahahaahhahahaha. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 ever get caught by your girlfriend ? ------------------ I'M the ONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charles_bronson Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 i have never been caught. there has been some really close calls though but never been caught. ------------------ xxxstraightedgexxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 i had this girlfriend(sex partner)and when ever she wouldn't give it to me i'd just spank the monkey...she kinda gets mad and doesn't want me to do it...but starts luaghing and cuddles with my pee pee in her pussay.....spanking MONKEY! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 this is making me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 never been caught floggin the dolphin. close calls, but never caught. my boy was tellin me how at his house, he was hitch-hikin under the big-top at the sink in his bathroom, and his mom walked in. i asked her about it, she said "he kept going like there was no tomorrow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT is funny as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 figure the odds... thousands of times doing it get caught one or twice? It's bound to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 How do you get "caught" masturbating? Is it illegal? If Im masturbating and my girl walks in I tell her to help me out or leave me alone... Both works fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 My boy got busted by his mom...so he siad he was itching it....then she sai d"AT 60 MILES PER HOUR?" i've never laughed so hard in my life. I got busted by my old bombing partner i couldn't even look buddy in the face while we were painting that day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 what a story! you shoulkd go on ricki lake, kid! whoooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullFROG Posted June 7, 2001 Share Posted June 7, 2001 yeah thats happend top me but when she walked in a just pretended to be asleep. lol boy i was shittin i my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorSeven Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 my sister walked in on me when i was like in 7th grade and told all my friends....that young..it wasnt cool to admit to it...but then i was like 20 or 21 and the fuckin lock on the door didnt work when iwas at home for a weekend ...and my dad walked in....ah....getting caught is not good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 Originally posted by Frate Raper: My boy got busted by his mom...so he siad he was itching it....then she sai d"AT 60 MILES PER HOUR?" i've never laughed so hard in my life. I got busted by my old bombing partner i couldn't even look buddy in the face while we were painting that day! hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahaha! thats some funny as shit dood. i've never been caught but there have been some pretty close calls http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//icons/icon11.gif'> ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 you shoulda just spun around and bust off on your Moms with the Flying Gluinsky...that'll teach'er to knock first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 there was this guy named DAN from alaska... this guy would jack off every night!day!whatever...there were big roomers about him with the unhappily married couple he was living with..like knock knock...i know your jacking off in there!you better not be using my lotion!in one bathroom session half of the lotion was gone... well one night we walked into his room and he was butt-naked passed out on the floor with his legs propped up next to the tv and his dick in his hand!eeeerrrrerererer http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'>eeeerreereererraaaaahuhuuuuuhaaaaaaaaah http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 my roommate always blasts junlge when he's masterbating. he thinks it covers his grunting. buuuuut it doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 grunting??? damn....mabey im not doing something right....my usual dialoge is "ummm...mmmhhhmm....yeah" and thats about it, it was better when i was 15....i love pie too much now....nothing can beat it ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 never! go in your room, lock the door and go at it. easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth vader Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 yeah i been caught. but have you ever caught someone else doing it? i haven't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 8, 2001 Share Posted June 8, 2001 hahahahahahhaa. who hasnt been caught? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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