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Getting caught masturbating

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Guest IhaveaBoner

allright here we go.. so i went to a friends house,, a little "kick back" if you will, im haning out with this hot girly,, we get to doin stuff, we didn't do much cause shes a whore of a girl,, or at least i wish she was,, fucking tease. i hate her. so i go home drunk, thinking masturbating is a good idea for the night, i get goin at it, about 10 minutes later my mother walks in,, i don't live in her house im just staying there. so its kinda more awkward,, oh well,, has this happen to any of you?or somthign similar? let me know, i wnat to feel normal again

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Guest Good Morning Captain

haha, remember the episode of seinfeld where george gets caught by his mother. What did your mom say and do.

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every time i get caught masturbating it by 5 hot ladies in thongs who proceed to assist me with said duties......its great

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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man..that has never happend to me...well my door has a lock that may be the reason. But u kids are som sick mo fos.... was your mommy like " Ewwwwwww...youve grown sooooo much since u were a baby"" or was she like "Damn, just like your father" ..

 

well whatever the case may be..stay away from porn..stay away from peeping moms and say away from Drunk Hoboes.

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Guest imported_SecretAgentX9

this is making me laugh

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never been caught floggin the dolphin. close calls, but never caught.

 

 

my boy was tellin me how at his house, he was hitch-hikin under the big-top at the sink in his bathroom, and his mom walked in. i asked her about it, she said "he kept going like there was no tomorrow."

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Guest --zeSto--

figure the odds...

 

thousands of times doing it

get caught one or twice?

It's bound to happen.

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Guest imported_Europe

How do you get "caught" masturbating? Is it illegal?

If Im masturbating and my girl walks in I tell her to help me out or leave me alone... Both works fine.

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My boy got busted by his mom...so he siad he was itching it....then she sai d"AT 60 MILES PER HOUR?" i've never laughed so hard in my life.

 

 

I got busted by my old bombing partner i couldn't even look buddy in the face while we were painting that day!

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yeah thats happend top me but when she walked in a just pretended to be asleep. lol boy i was shittin i my pants

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my sister walked in on me when i was like in 7th grade and told all my friends....that young..it wasnt cool to admit to it...but then i was like 20 or 21 and the fuckin lock on the door didnt work when iwas at home for a weekend ...and my dad walked in....ah....getting caught is not good....

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Originally posted by Frate Raper:

My boy got busted by his mom...so he siad he was itching it....then she sai d"AT 60 MILES PER HOUR?" i've never laughed so hard in my life.

 

 

I got busted by my old bombing partner i couldn't even look buddy in the face while we were painting that day!

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahaha! thats some funny as shit dood. i've never been caught but there have been some pretty close calls http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//icons/icon11.gif'> ...

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there was this guy named DAN from alaska...

this guy would jack off every night!day!whatever...there were big roomers about him with the unhappily married couple he was living with..like knock knock...i know your jacking off in there!you better not be using my lotion!in one bathroom session half of the lotion was gone...

well one night we walked into his room and he was butt-naked passed out on the floor with his legs propped up next to the tv and his dick in his hand!eeeerrrrerererer http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'>eeeerreereererraaaaahuhuuuuuhaaaaaaaaah http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

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