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Originally posted by socrates

Mammero were you dating an 8 year old?

 

Originally posted by El Mamerro

Nope... an asian girl.

 

fuckin hilarious...this asian girl i know is 27 years old, a nurse, and owns her own house but has the biggest collection of hello kitty you ever saw. she has her whole bathroom done up with hello kitty, shower curtain, bathmat, toilet seat cover, toothbrush holder, i could go on....pretty creepy if you ask me

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Guest Dr. Drew

i used to have a girl in my bed that would always wake me up with a handjob or a blow job. she wouldn't do it with the intent of waking me up, she just loved the dick.

 

now i wake up to the sound of traffic every morning. my bedroom window is right next to a busy road. :mad:

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people that cant wake up on their own achive less in life than people who do, i read that once in a mens health magazine, its probably bullshit though

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