Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Jebus H. Potato ! My roomate calls me up.... her: I just met your dream girl. me: which dream girl? I have a few. her: she's an actress. me: umm... that doesn't really help. her: you say she's the hottest girl on televison. me: so that means it's not my Angelina? her: nope. me: well what's she done? what show? her: that future thing and shes a bike courier. me: *gasp* you met HER ?!?!?!? her: yep. she wasn't looking so good though. me: stop lying. You actually talked to her? her: yeah, I thought she was the new make-up girl. me: want to trade jobs? her: sure. me: wait.. I take that back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 why wouldnt u want to change jobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 I'm never going to meet a girl like that on my job, but I make more money and dont have to sell my soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 go for the girl and steal her money while your at it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- I'm never going to meet a girl like that on my job, but I make more money and dont have to sell my soul. no, seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 that girl's been mint since her Flipper days. that's a nice pic, too! get your friend to hook up a party where she's gonna be at for you, if you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 seriously... my roomate is doing locations security. She might get to meet the rare star, but mostly she's just watching pylons in a parking lot or having to stand outside in the cold. hey weaponio, do you think she'd like a sip of bourbon ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 since u put it that way....fair enuff... its all good to be earning bare money....i am unemployed and broke diddly oke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 club her in the head like a baby seal then keep her in your trunk for when you get bored. what am I talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 i wish i had a dream girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 She grew up about 30-45 minutes from me. If I had known I woulda moved out to that godawful desert boondock. PS That crippled fag is gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 what crippled fag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by sneak what crippled fag? that crippled fag on the show. ie. her fiance:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 I heard that they were already married. But she wasn't with him when my roomate met her, so there's still hope for us yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- I heard that they were already married. But she wasn't with him when my roomate met her, so there's still hope for us yet! that bastard. hopefully they haven't consumated the marriage yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 they cant ! He's a cripple !!! (and I'm sure he enjoys the Smirnof Ice, if you catch my drift) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- hey weaponio, do you think she'd like a sip of bourbon ? i don't know, man. if she really is going out with a cripple, then I guess anything is possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 that show sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 ^ yeah... that's why it's cancelled. and we're not talk about the show here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 man that rules,shes a stoen fox....my dream girls are as follows: mandy moore..nuff said. larissa oleynik (the secret world of alex mac).... kirsten dunst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 ughh Kirsten Dunst is nasty - she has nice hooters thats about it !! mandy moore is dope - the other one u said i have no idea who she is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- so there's still hope for us yet! Ha! You say "us" like you're gonna run trains on her or something... funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Hooters...what are you 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano ughh Kirsten Dunst is nasty - she has nice hooters thats about it !! mandy moore is dope - the other one u said i have no idea who she is man how could you say that about kirsten dunst, shes so naturally hot..not crazy beautful, but real... i also forget to add audrey tatuea to my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 you know how girls like magicians?same goes for graff writers...to keep your hopes up zesto. thats also a really shitty picture of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 LIZZY MCGUIRE and REN (even stevens) the disney channel duo, HOLLA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka you know how girls like magicians?same goes for graff writers... right.... David Coperfield - Claudia Shiffer David Blane - some hot chick no doubt Phase 2 - ???? Seen - yeah right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- David Coperfield - Claudia Shiffer "And for my next trick I will make my penis disappear...... and reappear inside of you.... If I could just get you to postion yourself like this....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 that was dirty.... ...habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Thank you thank you, that's all my tricks for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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