MeroSeis Posted May 26, 2001 Share Posted May 26, 2001 Sometimes when I go to sleep at night I think about dead fetal pigs with their jaws broken dancing around on two legs. Then I start to imagine being one of those pigs, you know, one of the sexier ones, and putting on tight black pants with sparkles on them and trying out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. I think I could do it. Imagine, a small, wrinkled fetal pig with its mouth broken jumping in the air doings splits and backflips. People would come from miles around just to see me and get my autograph. Of course, they'd probably end up firing me because I couldn't do the chants since my mouth was broken. Then I would get a lawyer and back myself up wth fans and appear on T.V. crying about how the Dallas Cowboys had a prejudice about fetal pigs to Barbara Walters and spill everything about one of the football players affair with me. And if they still wouldn't let me back in I'd get started on Heroin because I would think that I was too fat and turn to prostitution and porno's for cash. Eventually I would end up committing suicide for my dead end career and put myself in a jar of formaldehyde. There would be no one at my funeral except some scientists who were baffled at my walking around since I was a fetal pig. They would put my uniform up on a wall at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Tennessee and I will have eventually passed into tales to keep bad children from pissing off their parents. -splink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted May 26, 2001 Author Share Posted May 26, 2001 sometimes I'll just sit around and think back and remember stupid shit girls have said to me, one time I told this girl I felt "awkward" and the bitch said "Don't feel awkwarded" I really did contemplate pimp smacking the bitch. But I didn't. Another thing I sometimes wonder about is why the rides at Six Flags have gotten so wild out now, I remember back in the day when the Scream Machine was the scariest shit out, and you were a real ass nigga if you went on that shit, now my little nephew be jumping on that shit giggling like he's being pulled down the street in a wagon. Shit. Now niggaz got some shit were they attach a elastic string to your waist, take you up so high your nose bleeds and then just drop your silly ass. You see mad heads gathered around so they can watch stool drip from your pants, shit is drastic now son. I'm not scared of any of these rides or anything but they're bugged out, That Nitro coaster is like a vertical drop 500 feet down. You can feel your kidney and other shit inside you blast up into your throat like you drank 3 40's of OE and ate some Chinese food from Bedford Park. Oh yeah, I love niggaz who talk shit too. I was at the D train station at 161st (Go Yanks!) the other day and this kid Rimz SUB 667 (I didnt know he was Rimz) comes up to me and asks me what I write, cuz he saw me busting a tag (Like he couldnt just read the tag) So I told him "MERO TMF MLB" and he goes "You TMF?" So I go, "Yeah, why?" Then the nigga backed up and said he was Netr, He was shook. If I would have known he was Rimz, his chin woulda got rocked. Sucka. I busted a "KILLA MERO" tag on seeking's 40. I ripped it, I bet you never met a nigga who busted a tag on a 40 before. Anyway I'm gonna go hit the strizzy club. I'm bored, and Jessie is pregnant. Peace. MERO MLB TMF HAR MOBB MEROKILLS MERODOGS MEROJUANA KILLA CANE HUSANE VILLAVILLAINS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungle cat Posted May 26, 2001 Share Posted May 26, 2001 hahaha.. this is good shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted May 26, 2001 Share Posted May 26, 2001 kick em in the grill, Pete! MERO CALLS HIS SHIT STOOL!!! more.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted May 26, 2001 Share Posted May 26, 2001 incredable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cafe con leche Posted May 28, 2001 Share Posted May 28, 2001 i never enjoyed rambling so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoRn StAr ChOsE Posted May 30, 2001 Share Posted May 30, 2001 this nigga MeRo is wildin..u funny nigga.. CHOSE HAR MOBBSTA MLBELLACO MMOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelACKson Posted May 30, 2001 Share Posted May 30, 2001 first and second times ive ever read a post longer than 5 lines....good job.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted June 9, 2001 Share Posted June 9, 2001 "never knew a nigga who busted a tag on a 40oz" shit what you think that s some new style or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 mero is sorely missed. tales of hittin people with dead squirrels and all kinds of other wack shit i cant even mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 remember the mero story about the girl who fucked that lame ass cat, then repeated the tryst on video so everyone could laugh at it? he came and she said 'did you come?' an he was all 'i don't knoooowwwww' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA funniest shit ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 mero medicatian can help. That is some bugged out story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 "Awwww the Denver Broncos." -Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 damn i had no idea mero was banned. why did he get banned? dood was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 ^^ funny coming from crew. i think it was just over email technicalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 BUMP FOR MY NIGGA 26 *UPDATE, RIMZ IS COOL NOW. SUB 667 ARE MY NIGGAS AND THOSE NERDS I WAS RIDING WITH BACK IN THE DAY SHOWED THEIR TRUE COLORS AND ARE NOW GETTING STOMPED OUT LEFT AND RIGHT. HOLLA. M E R O E .ATB SAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 mero is sick wit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 peace to mero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getNice Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 " No need to dig You will be eaten by a pig no piece of meat is too big for twenty boars your flesh is sweet like fig to vultures pheasents and crows there are many desert holes where no one ever goes bury your foes and no one ever knows whenever a severed corpse starts to decompose the smell is unpleasent to the nose to some particular scum it is refreshing like a rose the smell of death infested flesh is like jelly on toast but to most it makes your belly feel gross so keep your bathroom door closed tightly cause if your neighbors smell it they may be likely to call cops to impose/ After your pigs eat the corpse you can sell the pork You can make a business out of murder when I pull this door/ check it you will kill a whore feed her to the boars til you fill them and sell the meat to the store It is a killing for sure" -Necro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED peace to mero 2BLIZZLE HOLLA AT ME. JOEY_TRILLIONS@YAHOO.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 http://www.comedyclub.co.za/feature/images/twoheads.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Yeah Son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Drunk Sober interesting:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Drunk Sober its what chicken selects are made of.:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 are we done qouting that fucking picture yet? or should we continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Damn this shit was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by jungle cat hahaha.. this is good shit.. wow. i forgot i ever had this shit. i wonder what my name was before it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by MeroSeis I busted a "KILLA MERO" tag on seeking's 40. I ripped it, I bet you never met a nigga who busted a tag on a 40 before. imagine this scenario: me, mero and beardo, all walking around midtown manhatten at 4 in the morning catching tags, drunk. it was hillarious. them was the days. seeks/mero/tougher than leather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/polygraf/propedevtica/SUPR_07.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Winslow. Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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