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fingering myself (i'm male)

 

 

drinking my own cum

 

stickin carrots up my ass

 

blowing my best friend

 

fucking women i dont know at all

 

carrying a gun almost all the time

 

staring at women an picturing them naked and fucking

 

hitting on any women i see, resulting in getting some husbands mad

 

fucking women that have 11 year old kids

 

smoking crack

 

catchin tags anywhere anytime, resulting in avvoidable arrests

 

not wearing condoms

 

wearing condoms when i jack off

 

wasting time

 

being undisiplined

 

sleeping in the day

 

wide awake at night

 

eating fast food 7 days a week

 

hittin on older women, they dont realize, whentthey do, they either get fukin mad at me or get horny

 

spitting while smoking

 

driving an uninsured car with illegal tints

 

starting forest fires

 

picking fights with white suburbans, then busting their mouths

 

white suburban women throwing beer a me for busting their boyfriends mouths

 

keeping my car brand new but burning the shit out of it with cigaretes

 

scaring white suburban girls and women

 

scaring preppy college kids by staring at them and following htem, with my vey black friend, then picking fights with them, whatch them bich out, or break their mouths

 

raping or date-raping drunk ass college girls

 

grabbing girls asses, especially black girls, cause white girls dont have much ass

 

fingering my latina friend with dirty fingers

 

1 cigarete before breakfast

 

staring at the women in the gym

 

staring at dicks in the gym showers

 

sucking myself

 

pickpocketing tourists in subway stations

 

robbing tourists anywhere

 

scaring tourists into leaving wherever they are

 

telling tourist families they should leave the area if the wanna be safe

 

spitting on bums

 

vandalizing

 

picking on litlle kids to fuck them up for practice

 

screaming at pedestrians when i'm driving

 

wasting my money on crack

 

making fun of bus rivers

 

making fun of fat people

 

making fun of people with big noses

 

secretly hating black americans in general

 

lying for no reasons

 

scrathing cars in parking lots for no reasons

 

tying to cause people on motorcycles to crash if i'm in a car

 

tailgating and speeding with aggresive music

 

feeling like knocking ladies into an upcoming subway when their on the edge of the platform

 

expecting to see someone do it and say out loud "oh shit"

 

always following pussy

 

wishing I was someone suburban preppy named Josh that has all the doors in life wide open

 

getting drunk then strolling into freight layups

 

smoking crack

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99cent tacos from Jack in the Box

Tapitio

stealing

Masturbating (and enjoying it better than sex)

Grapefruit Juice

Dancing half naked in my room and listening to Alicia Keyes

biting my nails

saved by the bell re-runs

showing my g-string and pretending i didn’t know it was showing

going to strip clubs and pimping old men for lots of money

having sex and videotaping it then watching it later while having sex

getting my asshole licked :yum:

smoking ciggeretes

driving through parking structures in first gear setting off everyone’s car alarm

going to raves and doing lots of ecstasy

driving the long way on the freeway to look at all the graffiti

vandalizing

peeing in the shower

licking and sucking on a lollipop like it’s a dick when flirting with a guy

getting my hair pulled from behind

fucking with people on too many drugs making them think they are trippen the fuck out so they get all confused and lost

big Mexican Gangstahs with baldheads ben davis pants and nike cortezes :yum:

looking at rotten.com

getting shit faced drunk and starting shit with anyone and everyone

tagging on homeless people

going to house parties and stealing all the shit inside

racking paint from k mart

talking like dr. evil from austin powers

watching porn and smoking weed

mooning people

laughing at really fat people

frozen dinners and breakfast for that matter

drinking code red morning afternoon and night

sitting on 12ozprophet for hours on end pretending like i have much more important things to do

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Originally posted by kristy

Masturbating (and enjoying it better than sex)

 

 

having sex and videotaping it then watching it later while having sex

 

 

getting my asshole licked :yum:

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icking and sucking on a lollipop like it’s a dick when flirting with a guy

 

 

getting my hair pulled from behind

 

 

 

 

 

WOW - sounds like fun

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i wanna fuck kristy so bad

 

not all of this i feel guilty about, some are funny. im sure ill regret them all later in life..

 

fucking claudia (a 5 foot 160 pound ,$35 hooker in t.j.).

being 20 and fucking lots of girls between 15-17.

my friend was fucking this girl, and when he finished he said ''hold on, my pagers going off'' then walked out, and i walked over and fucked her, and she thought it was still him(she still doesnt know that happened).

my homie and i were doing rollers and i said, hey, im gonna go take a shit, and i really went and jacked off on a near by rail road bridge.

knocked out a half retarded kid in one punch.

wanting to fuck my homie glens ex girl and both his sisters

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  • 1 year later...

80's love songs, early 90's heavy metal glam/hair band music, looking at cute girls, checking out some of the good-looking dudes i paint with while we're painting (especially when they have their shirts off!), movies with matt dillon in them when he was younger, and not showering for a couple of days.

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^^ ha!

 

singing to 80s love songs (i pretty much know all of them)

bon jovi

looking at cute girls while i am with my man (he posted in this thread!)

making fun of the unfortunate (i know i am bad)

more drugs

looking at random dude's private areas when they have pants on

american idol (whatever)

the indian channel

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*masturbation sprees

*picking my nose (i love it)

* belching REALLY loud

*picking the sides of my thumbs

*popping my boyfriend's pimples

*playing Diablo

*beauty treatment marathons

*watching my boyfriend gesso canvas without a shirt on.

*watching the spanish channels just to check out the girls

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

 

*popping my boyfriend's pimples

 

*watching my boyfriend gesso canvas without a shirt on.

*watching the spanish channels just to check out the girls

 

 

 

hahah this is too funny. i used to pull a chimpanzee and pop my boyfriend's blemishes too, and watch him work the power tools with his shirt off.

 

and those spanish channel girls are HOT! (the dudes too)

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- smoking a pack a day even though lung cancer and emphesczema (sp?) run rampant on both sides of my family

 

- girls with heavy eye makeup and peroxided hair

 

- i once wore eyeliner cos my super-hot new-wave female friend convinced me to. she said it would look good with my outfit (not really a pleasure, just guilty. it's retarded what a sexy woman can convince me to do.)

 

and the pimple popping thing....i just don't get it. :confused:

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

And pluck my back hair.

see, i don't like to pluck back hair but i definitely have a shaving

fascination.

 

like i'll shave a single square out of my boyfriend's hairy ass thigh....

or his arm.

i try doing it to my arms but their not good and hairy like his...

:)

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Lens top five

 

-Listening to No Doubt (the singles album is great)

 

-Wasting food (with apologies to Tyler durden. he posted this first)

 

-running up behind my gf and grabbing her breasts

 

-blacking out teeth on advertisements

 

-12 oz of course

 

 

Yeah, i dunno what girls have about popping zits. When i get the occasional one on my back, my gf zeros in on that shit like a laser guided bomb and BLAM-O!

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