SukiSukiNow Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://www.laut.de/imperia/md/images/pressefoto/s/senorcocon/2_160x160.jpg'> Illest cover art ever... I should get that album. Beer, El Mamerro He's off the hook. I believe he's German, but on that CD he purposely has this thick Latin accent and it rocks. I highly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZIONIST Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 fingering myself (i'm male) drinking my own cum stickin carrots up my ass blowing my best friend fucking women i dont know at all carrying a gun almost all the time staring at women an picturing them naked and fucking hitting on any women i see, resulting in getting some husbands mad fucking women that have 11 year old kids smoking crack catchin tags anywhere anytime, resulting in avvoidable arrests not wearing condoms wearing condoms when i jack off wasting time being undisiplined sleeping in the day wide awake at night eating fast food 7 days a week hittin on older women, they dont realize, whentthey do, they either get fukin mad at me or get horny spitting while smoking driving an uninsured car with illegal tints starting forest fires picking fights with white suburbans, then busting their mouths white suburban women throwing beer a me for busting their boyfriends mouths keeping my car brand new but burning the shit out of it with cigaretes scaring white suburban girls and women scaring preppy college kids by staring at them and following htem, with my vey black friend, then picking fights with them, whatch them bich out, or break their mouths raping or date-raping drunk ass college girls grabbing girls asses, especially black girls, cause white girls dont have much ass fingering my latina friend with dirty fingers 1 cigarete before breakfast staring at the women in the gym staring at dicks in the gym showers sucking myself pickpocketing tourists in subway stations robbing tourists anywhere scaring tourists into leaving wherever they are telling tourist families they should leave the area if the wanna be safe spitting on bums vandalizing picking on litlle kids to fuck them up for practice screaming at pedestrians when i'm driving wasting my money on crack making fun of bus rivers making fun of fat people making fun of people with big noses secretly hating black americans in general lying for no reasons scrathing cars in parking lots for no reasons tying to cause people on motorcycles to crash if i'm in a car tailgating and speeding with aggresive music feeling like knocking ladies into an upcoming subway when their on the edge of the platform expecting to see someone do it and say out loud "oh shit" always following pussy wishing I was someone suburban preppy named Josh that has all the doors in life wide open getting drunk then strolling into freight layups smoking crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 99cent tacos from Jack in the Box Tapitio stealing Masturbating (and enjoying it better than sex) Grapefruit Juice Dancing half naked in my room and listening to Alicia Keyes biting my nails saved by the bell re-runs showing my g-string and pretending i didn’t know it was showing going to strip clubs and pimping old men for lots of money having sex and videotaping it then watching it later while having sex getting my asshole licked :yum: smoking ciggeretes driving through parking structures in first gear setting off everyone’s car alarm going to raves and doing lots of ecstasy driving the long way on the freeway to look at all the graffiti vandalizing peeing in the shower licking and sucking on a lollipop like it’s a dick when flirting with a guy getting my hair pulled from behind fucking with people on too many drugs making them think they are trippen the fuck out so they get all confused and lost big Mexican Gangstahs with baldheads ben davis pants and nike cortezes :yum: looking at rotten.com getting shit faced drunk and starting shit with anyone and everyone tagging on homeless people going to house parties and stealing all the shit inside racking paint from k mart talking like dr. evil from austin powers watching porn and smoking weed mooning people laughing at really fat people frozen dinners and breakfast for that matter drinking code red morning afternoon and night sitting on 12ozprophet for hours on end pretending like i have much more important things to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 the ketchup song by the ketchup girls the song by syria cheezy euro pop in general. going off about stuff. complaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy cheezy euro pop in general. i hear that! i was on a vengaboys kick for a long time. corny. and i drive my girl crazy with the complaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 jacking off to "close" female friends...hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 Originally posted by kristy Masturbating (and enjoying it better than sex) having sex and videotaping it then watching it later while having sex getting my asshole licked :yum: l icking and sucking on a lollipop like it’s a dick when flirting with a guy getting my hair pulled from behind WOW - sounds like fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suge knight Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 i wanna fuck kristy so bad not all of this i feel guilty about, some are funny. im sure ill regret them all later in life.. fucking claudia (a 5 foot 160 pound ,$35 hooker in t.j.). being 20 and fucking lots of girls between 15-17. my friend was fucking this girl, and when he finished he said ''hold on, my pagers going off'' then walked out, and i walked over and fucked her, and she thought it was still him(she still doesnt know that happened). my homie and i were doing rollers and i said, hey, im gonna go take a shit, and i really went and jacked off on a near by rail road bridge. knocked out a half retarded kid in one punch. wanting to fuck my homie glens ex girl and both his sisters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerk182 Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 hall and oats. -jerk182 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletch Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 -fishing and general outdoors programs. -borrowing items from friends with generally no intention of returning it. -smoking cigarettes, lots of cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 80's love songs, early 90's heavy metal glam/hair band music, looking at cute girls, checking out some of the good-looking dudes i paint with while we're painting (especially when they have their shirts off!), movies with matt dillon in them when he was younger, and not showering for a couple of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 ^^ ha! singing to 80s love songs (i pretty much know all of them) bon jovi looking at cute girls while i am with my man (he posted in this thread!) making fun of the unfortunate (i know i am bad) more drugs looking at random dude's private areas when they have pants on american idol (whatever) the indian channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 ^^ what?! your man posted in here? if my man read the stuff i posted in here, he would prolly get his feelings hurt. a little sensitive sometimes... bon jovi in the 80's...yup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by FIST2CUFFS -steak -hanging out with devilush -bacon in the morning -track bicycle racing -pabst blue ribbon ;) he knows i go home to him only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 - sex with the ex - french fries - sleeping in late when i have a lot to do - getting phone numbers but not calling - disco - dancing nude in my apt - peeing in the shower... shhh - watching porn at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 -Shoplifting -Designer gear and shades -Ice-cream -Not returning phone calls because I want to be alone -Inappropriate crushes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 -digging up really old threads and just posting the word "bump" to piss people off. -eating chipwiches. -chain smoking -taking my dog inside of every store i go to, just to make them throw me out. -muthafuckin tombstone. (pizza and the movie) -mountain dew like whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 -Putting on a glove made of duct tape and sandpaper and violently masturbating while watching an 18 year old betacam telesync of Bob Vila grouting tiles. -Killing Jews. -Living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D!M$ uNo FDC Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 GUILTY# .Full House reruns....then knowing what happens next .Chilling in the Pics of hot chicks thread too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 hexic on msn games. im gonna beat it today. i know i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 *masturbation sprees *picking my nose (i love it) * belching REALLY loud *picking the sides of my thumbs *popping my boyfriend's pimples *playing Diablo *beauty treatment marathons *watching my boyfriend gesso canvas without a shirt on. *watching the spanish channels just to check out the girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist *popping my boyfriend's pimples *watching my boyfriend gesso canvas without a shirt on. *watching the spanish channels just to check out the girls hahah this is too funny. i used to pull a chimpanzee and pop my boyfriend's blemishes too, and watch him work the power tools with his shirt off. and those spanish channel girls are HOT! (the dudes too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 i like art fag graff. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 it's strange, the pimple popping. a variety of my friends like to do it and my boyfriend said his ex and his mom would do it to him. maybe its some strange womanly fascination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 My lady loves to pop my pimples. And pluck my back hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 - smoking a pack a day even though lung cancer and emphesczema (sp?) run rampant on both sides of my family - girls with heavy eye makeup and peroxided hair - i once wore eyeliner cos my super-hot new-wave female friend convinced me to. she said it would look good with my outfit (not really a pleasure, just guilty. it's retarded what a sexy woman can convince me to do.) and the pimple popping thing....i just don't get it. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob And pluck my back hair. see, i don't like to pluck back hair but i definitely have a shaving fascination. like i'll shave a single square out of my boyfriend's hairy ass thigh.... or his arm. i try doing it to my arms but their not good and hairy like his... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob My lady loves to pop my pimples. And pluck my back hair. ok, im really not that smart....was that whole kathy 5k thing a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 ^^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: yes dude it was a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 Lens top five -Listening to No Doubt (the singles album is great) -Wasting food (with apologies to Tyler durden. he posted this first) -running up behind my gf and grabbing her breasts -blacking out teeth on advertisements -12 oz of course Yeah, i dunno what girls have about popping zits. When i get the occasional one on my back, my gf zeros in on that shit like a laser guided bomb and BLAM-O! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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