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i bet this guy is a fun drunk

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Guest fr8lover

Car abandoned on stairway, driver to appear in court

 

A 20-year-old ****** resident wedged his car between two handrails after he tried to drive the car down stairs between ****** and ****** Halls Saturday, said Lt. Schuyler Bailey of the ****** Public Safety Office.

 

The car — a white Honda Civic — was found near the bottom of the stairs about 5 a.m. Saturday, Bailey said. Officers at the scene found five bottles of Bud Light, at least one of them empty. They were not able to contact the driver and the vehicle was towed. Damage to the vehicle was estimated at $800.

 

The driver then allegedly walked to ****** and stole a red 1985 Honda Elite moped, valued at $250, Bailey said. The man drove the moped to ****** Hall where he tried to start fights, Bailey said. ****** officers were dispatched to the hall, but the suspect wasn´t there. Witnesses told officers the suspect was driving a moped that had been left near ****** Hall.

 

The officers contacted the suspect near 23rd Street and ****** Avenue and cited him for disorderly conduct.

 

The owner of the moped reported the theft at 9:24 a.m. Sunday, Bailey said. Officers interviewed the suspect again. The moped was recovered. Damage to the moped was estimated at $250.

 

During the interview Sunday, the resident mentioned wrecking the car near ****** Hall. He said he was too intoxicated to remember how or why he drove the car down the stairs, Bailey said. The suspect said he had not stolen the moped.

 

Officers issued him citations to appear in municipal court for leaving the scene of an accident, no proof of insurance, driving without a valid driver´s license, theft and criminal damage to property.

 

— Michelle Burhenn

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What a cool ass night I hope that homeboy ***** his ***** on the back of his ****** and then *********** with that shit up the ****!!!!!!

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by fr8lover

Officers at the scene found five bottles of Bud Light, at least one of them empty.

 

wow, at least ONE was empty?

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ummmmmmmmmmmmm does anyone know how he got it up the staors in the first place?

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^^^yeah, our we all might show up for your party......

 

at least one was empty, huh?, i don't get this, did they have to send them to the lab for further testing....

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the idea was to originally drive the empty bottle downstairs but it got all fucked up during the execution. somehow i ended up in my old honda...

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Originally posted by fr8oholic

the idea was to originally drive the empty bottle downstairs but it got all fucked up during the execution. somehow i ended up in my old honda...

ahahahahahaahahah then you stole a moped? dam way too gangsta.

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Guest Greedy

That is fucking great. He stole a Moped. Thats straight comedy.

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Originally posted by fr8lover

stole a red 1985 Honda Elite moped, valued at $250.......

 

...The moped was recovered. Damage to the moped was estimated at $250.

 

hahahaha.. nice. bet that made moped dude's day.

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Guest SMUGGLER RSH

This guy wins the award for DRUNK AND IRRESPONSIBLE 2002:D :D

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