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SCAGNETTI

Hahahaha, that shit is funny like Marlboro Reds mommy..

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A LET DOWN?

 

MY BAD, I FORGOT IT WAS MY DUTY TO ENTERTAIN WANNA-BE CORNBALLS WITH RETARDED QUOTES THAT INDICATE A REAL INFERIORITY COMPLEX...

 

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE THE UNDERDOG LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT...

 

YOU'RE NO SUN-TZU... YOU'RE MORE LIKE MY SON, DUDE...

 

YOUR LIFE IS A LET DOWN, SO LET DOWN YOUR GUARD AND FEEL THE LOVE HOMIE...

 

ANYONE ELSE EVER KISS A GUY?

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Guest uncle-boy

marlboro red, your mom is junk.

 

 

 

 

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww-yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!:lol:

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marlboro red is one of the most entertaining people on this forum. keep it coming.

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MARLBORO RED witty remark generator!

 

1. ensure caps lock is on.

2. pick someone at random, esp anyone unfortunate enough to say something other than "I like head from bitches" or "I like beer"

3. you MUST insert the word CORNY and/or CORNBALL into the statement

4. Rebuff any and all intelligent comments with YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY YOU NERD, and then used hip net-acronyms like LOL

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THAT'S WHY YOUR POPS DIED IN THE POTATO FAMINE YOU DUMB WHORE...

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CORNY CORNBALL... I COULD CARE LESS, ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS STAY DRUNK AND GET DOME...

 

LOL, YOU PROBABLY TAKING THIS MAD SERIOUSLY...

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Re: THAT'S WHY YOUR POPS DIED IN THE POTATO FAMINE YOU DUMB WHORE...

 

Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CORNY CORNBALL... I COULD CARE LESS, ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS STAY DRUNK AND GET DOME...

 

 

what? over the internet? :lol: play on playa

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MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S A CHICK ON HER WAY... BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK YET THIS EVENING...

 

GO AHEAD AND SAY I'M FRONTING, IT WON'T CHANGE REALITY (I DON'T THINK)

 

YO BODICE RIPPER, YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT I'D PROBABLY PUT MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH IF YOU WERE VERY POLITE...

 

NOW DO ME A FAVOR AND DECIPHER MY GENERIC AND PREDICTABLE POST, DON'T FORGET TO ANTICIPATE MY RESPONSE... AND SAY HOW I USE CAPS LOCK (I KNOW YOU LOVE ME)

 

PENIS ENVY? TALK ABOUT PLAYED OUT... MY COCK IS PROBABLY AVERAGE, BUT DEFINITELY EFFECTIVE!

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