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making a drunken fool out of yourself

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jesus christ.. is there NO END to how stupid someone gets when their smoked and drunked up? for real... i had a vicadin, some nice cron.. and a FAT KEG.. and my stupid ass got FUCKED UP! started talkin MAD shit to girls, tryin to keep myself standing straight. my female friends might be pissed at me, too soon to tell... but the WORST part is i think i was a beligerant *(sp?)* asshole to this CUTIE that i live next door to.. id love to get up on, she was going to go out with me the night before.. but probably not ever now... oh, and i told my boy's girl id kiss her...

 

 

 

damn.

 

cantkeephisstupidassoutoftroubleoner.

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the BEST part is right now i feel like i took a swift blow to the head from a bat.

 

 

and i have to deal with the wake of my storm.

 

 

hell hath no wrath like drunken repercussions.

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At least you only feel like ya got iht with a bat and not for real

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if you feel like shit...at least tomorow when you wake up youll fell like youve been kissed by an angel.....gettin rid of a hangover is the best...

 

as for dealing with the stupidity i beleive everyone hzs gone through it in some form or another...youll get by;) :cool:

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you poor kids that suffer from hang overs. the day i get a bad hangover is the day i quit drinking. all i get is a terible taste in my mouth and a craving for shitloads of water.

 

 

man doing crazy shit is mad cool when your drunk. its like a license to do what ever you fucking want and blame it on your intoxications! come on pull your self together man.

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Originally posted by Giving Tree

jesus christ.. is there NO END to how stupid someone gets when their smoked and drunked up? for real... i had a vicadin, some nice cron.. and a FAT KEG.. and my stupid ass got FUCKED UP! started talkin MAD shit to girls, tryin to keep myself standing straight. my female friends might be pissed at me, too soon to tell... but the WORST part is i think i was a beligerant *(sp?)* asshole to this CUTIE that i live next door to.. id love to get up on, she was going to go out with me the night before.. but probably not ever now... oh, and i told my boy's girl id kiss her...

 

 

 

damn.

 

cantkeephisstupidassoutoftroubleoner.

 

wow, soundsl like my night, ill post pictures later.

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i know that i should expect my man to get fuuuuuucked up on his birthday. i expect him to be an asshole to everyone and i expect him to get into some fights. but i'm going to let him because it's his 21st birthday...it's going to be a bash.

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i get drunk and i stumble to the phone

and conjer up a bitch to bone when im alone...

 

 

only when im drunk i sing a song like this...

 

 

my grandma and your grandma, sittin by the fire.

 

 

*(i get drunk and cant nobody whoop me...)*

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been there ....

..

one time......i was trying to holla at some hoe...

with no luck........i just said out loud....."COME HERE U STUPID SLUT...IAM TALKING TO YOU"...

..

they told me this ....i dont really remember saying it.....(her man was next to her...and homeboy didnt do nohting...)...

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Originally posted by Giving Tree

jesus christ.. is there NO END to how stupid someone gets when their smoked and drunked up? for real... i had a vicadin, some nice cron.. and a FAT KEG.. and my stupid ass got FUCKED UP! started talkin MAD shit to girls, tryin to keep myself standing straight. my female friends might be pissed at me, too soon to tell... but the WORST part is i think i was a beligerant *(sp?)* asshole to this CUTIE that i live next door to.. id love to get up on, she was going to go out with me the night before.. but probably not ever now... oh, and i told my boy's girl id kiss her...

 

 

 

damn.

 

cantkeephisstupidassoutoftroubleoner.

 

plus giving, that kid who was talking about he knew a cat in minnesota that was a mortician and a necrophiliac :crazy:.

 

 

 

 

funnybutweshouldashankedorbeathiswhiteDJredalertlookinassoner.

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YO I WENT THERE SATURDAY NIGHT...

 

GOT REALLY FUCKED UP AND WAS ACTING PRETTY RETARDED IN RETROSPECT... NO REGRETS THOUGH, I'M STILL YOUNG (RELATIVELY)

 

BESIDES, I GOT LAID AND DRANK FOR FREE...

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Originally posted by Giving Tree

jesus christ.. is there NO END to how stupid someone gets when their smoked and drunked up? for real... i had a vicadin, some nice cron.. and a FAT KEG.. and my stupid ass got FUCKED UP! started talkin MAD shit to girls, tryin to keep myself standing straight. my female friends might be pissed at me, too soon to tell... but the WORST part is i think i was a beligerant *(sp?)* asshole to this CUTIE that i live next door to.. id love to get up on, she was going to go out with me the night before.. but probably not ever now... oh, and i told my boy's girl id kiss her...

 

 

 

damn.

 

cantkeephisstupidassoutoftroubleoner.

 

 

(applause.)

 

bra-vo.

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

YOU GUYS TAG TEAMED THE BITCH RIGHT?

 

I SPENT ALL OF SUNDAY IN A "NAK'S MOM" AND "LIPSCHITZ FIANCE" SANDWICH...

 

thats right, keep calling women bitches...then maybe we can finally call you an internet thug. :rolleyes:

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