boogie hands Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 ....life was like a porno movie. if it was id be a plumber so one: i would be entering many houses each day (keep in mind its a porno so they are all inhabited by horny wives) and two: id have great lines to drop like "hi...im here to unclog the pipes..." man, that would be great...... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleJargon Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 i'd rather be the pizza delivery guy. "did someone order a large sausage?" and then there's also a quick snack before i pull a "listen, i gotta get outta here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conan o brien Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 pornos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scienxe Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 he likes tha boobie por-uh-no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cocaine mustache Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 dont i wish that kids acutally started painting instead of posting over and over again on this board. it renders graffiti helpless, this board that is.. graffiti is not the internet and vice versa. you are only making the wheels of progression go backwards.. wake up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scienxe Posted June 5, 2001 Share Posted June 5, 2001 uh. its like 6:30 here and WAY light outside. im not going out at RUSH HOUR in daylight to paint. and to say that discussion about graffiti hurts graffiti is ridiculous. if anything it gets me psyched about going out at night and keeps my DAY focused on it. -scienxe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 5, 2001 Author Share Posted June 5, 2001 um...ok, im just going to pretend you didnt say anything at all.....ass....... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 yeah...i would invite many chicks in my factory and let the oopa loompa's handle them.. nothin like watchin little orange men with big cocks handle thier shit.??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungle cat Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 actually, i personally wouldn't enjoy it.. from my experience (which is not too much mind you) sex isnt as great as its cracked up to be. i mean.. sure.. it's nice.. but, seriously.. i'd rather just sit around and get drunk with an intelligent fun to be around girl, then fuck some fine bitch that isnt up to the intelligence level of bricks. i know most.. infact.. probably all other than me.. enjoy sex emensly.. i dont know if its just the partners ive had or what.. but.. yeah.. never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungle cat Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 immensely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted June 6, 2001 Share Posted June 6, 2001 cocaine mustache - not trying to attack or anything, just wondering, do you ever post anything that isn't negative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Originally posted by PurpleJargon i'd rather be the pizza delivery guy. "did someone order a large sausage?" and then there's also a quick snack before i pull a "listen, i gotta get outta here." HAHAHA that's great... life as a porno would be great IF there were no STD's and shit and all the bitches were fine as hell... AND their pussy didn't get too loose then life a a porno would be VERY ORGASMIC:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 can i unclog your pipes hahaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL can i unclog your pipes hahaaa I'd use the classic "nice pants wanna fuck":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood I'd use the classic "nice pants wanna fuck":D my old roommate busted out the nice shoes...wanna fuck line in a bar. it didn't go nearly as well as his drunk ass thought it would. I'd be gettin bionic on the lovely, lonely, house wives. edit: don't forget the kick ass soundtrack that would start playing everytime you walked into a house. heeeellllllll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 My life is like a porno. A porno with only one person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 <span style='color:darkblue'>if life was a porno movie id be either the mail man or the milk man... if i was the mail man id be delivering my packages to women all day:D and if i was the milk man you'd hear a line like "ma'm where would you like me to put it? the back or front?" :krunk:</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 :lol: how great life would be if it were a porno :rubs chin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 ...damnit i wishi had controooooooooollllll!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 i'd be a clown.....all those 5 year olds... i mean..plumber..horny wives..yah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 I don't know if I should laugh or throw up.^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 I'd be sleazy eurotrash who doesn't give a damn about plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 you didnt get the memo boogie? life is like a porno movie. you just have to be single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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