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dont you wish......

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....life was like a porno movie. if it was id be a plumber so one: i would be entering many houses each day (keep in mind its a porno so they are all inhabited by horny wives) and two: id have great lines to drop like "hi...im here to unclog the pipes..." man, that would be great......

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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i'd rather be the pizza delivery guy. "did someone order a large sausage?" and then there's also a quick snack before i pull a "listen, i gotta get outta here."

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Guest cocaine mustache

dont i wish that kids acutally started painting instead of posting over and over again on this board. it renders graffiti helpless, this board that is..

 

graffiti is not the internet and vice versa. you are only making the wheels of progression go backwards.. wake up!

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uh. its like 6:30 here and WAY light outside. im not going out at RUSH HOUR in daylight to paint. and to say that discussion about graffiti hurts graffiti is ridiculous. if anything it gets me psyched about going out at night and keeps my DAY focused on it.

 

-scienxe

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um...ok, im just going to pretend you didnt say anything at all.....ass.......

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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yeah...i would invite many chicks in my factory and let the oopa loompa's handle them..

nothin like watchin little orange men with big cocks handle thier shit.???????

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actually, i personally wouldn't enjoy it.. from my experience (which is not too much mind you) sex isnt as great as its cracked up to be. i mean.. sure.. it's nice.. but, seriously.. i'd rather just sit around and get drunk with an intelligent fun to be around girl, then fuck some fine bitch that isnt up to the intelligence level of bricks. i know most.. infact.. probably all other than me.. enjoy sex emensly.. i dont know if its just the partners ive had or what.. but.. yeah.. never mind.

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cocaine mustache - not trying to attack or anything, just wondering, do you ever post anything that isn't negative?

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Originally posted by PurpleJargon

i'd rather be the pizza delivery guy. "did someone order a large sausage?" and then there's also a quick snack before i pull a "listen, i gotta get outta here."

 

HAHAHA that's great...

 

life as a porno would be great IF there were no STD's and shit and all the bitches were fine as hell...

 

AND their pussy didn't get too loose

 

then life a a porno would be VERY ORGASMIC:king:

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Originally posted by YG Blood

I'd use the classic "nice pants wanna fuck":D

 

my old roommate busted out the nice shoes...wanna fuck line in a bar. it didn't go nearly as well as his drunk ass thought it would.

 

I'd be gettin bionic on the lovely, lonely, house wives.

 

edit:

don't forget the kick ass soundtrack that would start playing everytime you walked into a house. heeeellllllll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

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<span style='color:darkblue'>if life was a porno movie id be either the mail man or the milk man...

 

if i was the mail man id be delivering my packages to women all day:D

 

and if i was the milk man you'd hear a line like "ma'm where would you like me to put it? the back or front?"

 

 

:krunk:</span>

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i'd be a clown.....all those 5 year olds...

 

 

 

i mean..plumber..horny wives..yah

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