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Alcoholic Beverage Appreciation Thread

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It's friday morning yay!! Today I shall go to work, make some money, and drink sake with Japanese business men and take polaroid pictures with them... hell yeah!! After work I'm gonna see some old friends... I'm super happy about that. This morning I discovered Jack Daniels' Wildberry Jack with vanilla ice-cream is THE shit! haha! My best-friend works for Bacardi and they're merged with Jack Daniels so yay for me!! Did you know you can work for them by being a "Bacardi Girl"? They just pass out Bacardi at concerts and stuff... soooo fresh. Can't wait till I'm 21. My other best friend and I used to go to bars all the time, and this place in Beverly Hills serve the best CHOCOLATE MARTINIS made with Godiva chocolate, yummy! You guys gotta try it... total aphrodisiac. Alright, it's Friday let's go party! Boys, rock out with your cock out, and girls, jam out with your clam out!

 

:)

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i cant wait til beer thirty...

 

 

doing inventory while smashed........how nice it is...

and i get paid to do it.

 

 

dopeness.

:king:

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FRESH FRUIT

 

I FIGURED YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE RICH SPOILED BIRDWATCHER TYPE DUDES, BUT IT WASN'T SUBSTANTIATED UNTIL NOW... CHOCOLATE MARTINIS IN BEVERLY HILLS? LOL YOU FUCKING QUEER...

 

I WONDER IF YOU PAYED FOR EVERYTHING WHEN YOU HAD YOUR GAY 12OZ. RENDEZVOUS WITH MERO? HOW COOL DID IT FEEL TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU WERE HANGING IN THE BRONX?

 

HEY BOYS AND GIRLS, LET'S DO A LEGAL IN THE SUBURBS WITH PAINT WE PAYED FOR THIS WEEKEND, AFTER THAT WE'LL TAKE PICTURES WITH MY SHINY NEW DIGI-CAM AND PUT THEM ON 12OZ. FOR ALL THE OTHER FAGS TO SEE AND PRETEND WE'RE GRAFFITI WRITERS... GET A LIFE HOMO, YOUR RUNNING ON EMPTY...

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Give me anything that is cheap, and can fuck me up. This best is buying a bottle of night train with your laundry money.

 

Mylist.

 

Mad dog

night train

old e

coor's light

MGD

cisco

 

I guess this is why I dont have a liver and a stomach anymore.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Eh, Marl, that's Secret, not seeking... She's a girl by the way.

 

And Secret, be wary of japanese businessmen. They're after your used schoolgirl panties. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest --zeSto--

mmmm.... slanty panty !

 

(that's a drink we made up)

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

Eh, Marl, that's Secret, not seeking... She's a girl by the way.

 

And Secret, be wary of japanese businessmen. They're after your used schoolgirl panties. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

 

im taking the odds on he doesnt give a fuck.....

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SILLY ME, I CONFUSED A DUMB BITCH WITH A CORNY FAG...

 

FUNNY THING IS, I WENT BACK AND REVIEWED MY POST AFTER YOU ENLIGHTENED ME, AND IT GOES FOR HER TOO!

 

CHEERS ASSHOLES...

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Originally posted by Secret

It's friday morning yay!! Today I shall go to work, make some money, and drink sake with Japanese business men and take polaroid pictures with them...

 

 

are you a stripper?

 

 

fuck, today i feel like shit. i'm supposed to hit this jungle party that my buddies are spinning at, but I may not. There'll be girls there, I'm sure, but still. I just may play Medal Of Honour at home with no memory card.

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Guest --zeSto--

hey canadiano...

 

you coming down for the expo ?

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i don't know, still. i may, just to chill with people i haven't chilled with in a while, but also, there are a lot of people i don't wanna see. you know, the trend hopping type that will be sure to go and soak in the culture. you have no excuse, though, 'cuz you're around the way. a snubber, you would be, if you didn't appear.

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Stripper? Haha. NO. I'm priceless!

 

Mamerrito, I don't know about those crazy Japanese business men. Ever since I found out what bukake means, I can't look at them the same way again! So soooo naughty!

 

Cheers everyone... :cool:

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ETHREADZNY, if you want cheap ass shit try King Cobra! Haha! It's $1.49 for a 40oz... can't beat that.

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Originally posted by Weapon X

a snubber, you would be, if you didn't appear.

 

you need to change your name to Yoda X

 

but yeah... I should go.

Not like I'm going to be walking around with a

Hello my name is Fukwad sticker on my chest.

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I will be appreciating an alcholic beverage in only 8 more hours!!! Oh shit, that sucks!

 

My new tool of alcholhic beverage appreciation during a night out is the flask. I've had one for a minute but have just put it into heavy use. Fuck this $5-7 a well drink shit at a bar/club. Get a $10 half pint (or two) of some good shit, remy or henney, the only shit i can drink straight and warm time and time again, and i'm set. i'll still get a beer or something but still come home w/ cash in the pocket. cheers to secret, cheers to ahcohol and cheers to flask.

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i wanna get one of those flasks with a cigarette holder in it for winter. those are real nice.

 

but nothing beats pouring the liquor into a dark beer bottle and nursing that for a while at the bar.

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1.Corona( I think I spelled that right, I normally don't have to spell it, just drink it! ) with 2 limes

2.Budweiser

3.Old Mill-e-walk-a ( haha, fuck I'm stupid )

any of these mixed w/ a dutch is PERFECT.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

I haven't had a bite to eat all day and I'm trying to drink my hunger away before we go out for sushi. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Originally posted by nomadawhat

I will be appreciating an alcholic beverage in only 8 more hours!!! Oh shit, that sucks!

 

 

DAMN!!! Still some 4 hours to go. What a sloooooooooow day!!!

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its margarita night baby..home made and with kick.....

 

except i mean we usually spend like 80$ for the three of us at the restraunt...so $60 for 3 of us at home should work.

 

patrone is fuggin expensive.

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Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH

its margarita night baby..home made and with kick.....

 

except i mean we usually spend like 80$ for the three of us at the restraunt...so $60 for 3 of us at home should work.

 

patrone is fuggin expensive.

 

 

patrone margaritas?? man thats a waste!!! that should be enjoyed straight up.

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Originally posted by Secret

ETHREADZNY, if you want cheap ass shit try King Cobra! Haha! It's $1.49 for a 40oz... can't beat that.

 

damn... i went to the L last night and was gonna pick up a 40, and colt45 was $5 and oe (gross) was $5.50 so i just bought my regular 6 pack for six bucks

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