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T.T Boy

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ANAL SEX

 

so, how about a discussion on anal sex. i know you kids love talking about it, so shall we. i expect that some girls will hopefully partake in the discussion. well, whos done it? who enjoys it? do you do it with same sex partners? how do you go abouts doing it? what are some good ways to convince your partner to do it? why do you want to do it so bad? and there are just so many more topics we can adress. personally i dont have my "brown belt" as they call it these days. but maybe sometime in the next millenium i will.

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i got my brown belt. :king: but the only way my girl likes to do it is if she's really drunk. otherwise she thinks its gross.

 

so, um, my advice is get your girl drunk.

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Guest krie

im with you, never ever go the dirt track

 

if the dick was ment to go in the ass then god wood have made the ass equipped so babys cood be coneived threw it, but he didnt so stay out of it!

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anal sex is like an extra added treat from your woman or some freak ho you just met. Like for birthdays, anniversary's or weekends. It's all about a finger to loosen and help relax the muscles. Maybe let a little juice drip down there to help. throw a little lube on that bad boy and ease 'em on in. I usually have to keep a right clicking her mouse to keep her down and not paying attention to having a penis in her butt. From what I hear the penis hurts most when it's only in a little like up the the head. After most or all is in it get's "better". Anal is cool.

 

But a girl that can give good head with just the right hand mouth ratio is better for me.

 

The lube tends to make a mess out of my bed. Which makes for a harder time to achieve maximum sleepy time after. So someone is gonna have to sleep on the wet spot after. And it sure ain't me.

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Originally posted by krie

im with you, never ever go the dirt track

 

if the dick was ment to go in the ass then god wood have made the ass equipped so babys cood be coneived threw it, but he didnt so stay out of it!

 

what are you talking about man. that is why he invented it. so us guys can stick in her butt and not have to worry about babies.

 

i'm curious to see the Jesus Potato's views on this since he is an ass-man or ass-potatoman

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..

 

My girl wont have any of it, i`ve tried slipping it in kinda by accident on purpose but to no avail..All I get is "WRONG HOLE"!!!!! (slap, punch, kick)

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Originally posted by Pistol

anal sex is like an extra added treat from your woman or some freak ho you just met. Like for birthdays, anniversary's or weekends.

 

I usually have to keep a right clicking her mouse to keep her down and not paying attention to having a penis in her butt.

 

But a girl that can give good head with just the right hand mouth ratio is better for me.

 

The lube tends to make a mess out of my bed. Which makes for a harder time to achieve maximum sleepy time after. So someone is gonna have to sleep on the wet spot after. And it sure ain't me.

 

 

Preach, brother, preach!

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Originally posted by Pistol

The lube tends to make a mess out of my bed. Which makes for a harder time to achieve maximum sleepy time after. So someone is gonna have to sleep on the wet spot after. And it sure ain't me.

 

 

 

HAHAHAHA :lol::lol: hahahah!

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Originally posted by Pistol

The lube tends to make a mess out of my bed. Which makes for a harder time to achieve maximum sleepy time after. So someone is gonna have to sleep on the wet spot after. And it sure ain't me.

 

or, you could be a gentleman and just fuck her ass on the couch so you can both sleep in the nice bed, but... make her face her ass away from you, you don't want to catch that early morning fart of hers...

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Originally posted by Smart

 

make her face her ass away from you, you don't want to catch that early morning fart of hers...

 

for some reason that made me cringe

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Originally posted by effyoo

 

for some reason that made me cringe

 

yeah, that's because you think it's 'cute' when it's just a little 'thigh heater'

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Originally posted by Smart

 

or, you could be a gentleman and just fuck her ass on the couch

 

:lol: a gentleman. chivalry is dead. someone's getting the wet spot.

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Originally posted by bodice_ripper

ack, no, ouch

 

 

but to each their own,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

 

how exactly would lesbians have anal sex?

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never tried it. looks good though. i think porno really makes it kinda glamerous. if the river runs red, take the dirt track instead.

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Guest willy.wonka

anal sex never sound more sexy than when "you know who" started to talk about it.....

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

 

 

how exactly would lesbians have anal sex?

 

 

We wouldn't. Too much sense......................:P

I think the question should have been "WHY exactly would lesbians have anal sex?"

 

 

 

 

But I *HAVE* had boyfriends.......................................

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Guest willy.wonka

you know what i really like.....

 

when lesbians take a double-headed dildo and do it doggy-style with that thing at the same time...oooooooh

 

i used to look at dirty mags.

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Originally posted by willy.wonka

you know what i really like.....

 

when lesbians take a double-headed dildo and do it doggy-style with that thing at the same time...oooooooh

 

i used to look at dirty mags.

 

I've never been a huge fan of double ended dildos, to be honest. expensive and not terribly practical...........................................

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