Guest meta4 Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 my shortest was like 5 minutes my longest was an hour and my average is only like 15,make your sex life public,or make fun of mine,i really dont give a fiddddddduck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 longest.. well percocets will work wonders.. let's just say the chick was urging me to hurry up and finish. some chicks are sensitive after a few hours of action.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 going tooooo long is definitely a nono. I pretend and think about racecars untill the girlie creams, then i cream. that built a solid repatation for me and my penis i'd say. BUUUUUT, now that i'm locked into the long term thing, im in it to win it so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 The shortest was definately the 2 times against the library of the local public college. We were at a banquet, her dress was too small. I couldn't control myself and she didn't mind at all. On the longest... I couldnt tell you. I think I was fucking in my sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungle cat Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 i use a similar technique hesh. i either count.. or sing the abc's in my head.. or think about philosiphical ideas. it usually holds me up long enough.. but.. it doesnt matter.. i make the girl cream with my tongue before anything else goes in her. ------------------ yes.. yes i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 I think secret needs to respond to this question. As for me, uh, average is probably 15 but as long as I'm still having sex, I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christ Puncher Oner Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 yo im quick to bust a nutt cause i got no time for these hoes! please believe it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 christ punch is back in effect like whoa ismssss fah wicked dayszzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 Originally posted by HESHIANDET: I pretend and think about racecars untill the girlie creams, then i cream. im flattered? ------------------ poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmuchian Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 average:7 minutes longest:45-hour shortes:3-4 strokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 ewwwwww, hahahaha. i gotta watch my mouth. I didn't know we were talking about fine dining. I eat ***** like its my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 haha shortest about 5 mins average about 25 minutes longest like a hour and a few minutes but i dont like going that long man as soon as she cum you best belive im done too and i like to think about weird shit too just dont think about sex and you last way longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meta4 Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 wow it looks like im not doing so bad after all,keep it comin fellas,ladies dont be discouraged,this is for you too.... [This message has been edited by meta4 (edited 05-24-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 my shortest was the first time. I couldn't believe my dack was up that and I busted in like 3 thrusts. My longest never really ended. I was with this girl and it was like the third time that night. We went for like an hour and a half before she decided she was through. Then in the morning she was complaining about being too sore to walk. Average is probably about half an hour or so. Yeah, the girl definitely gets the tongue first. Then either she cums or she decides she doesn't want to wait to get me in her. If the girl cums while I'm in her I'm definitely cumming with her cause that ish is just too sexy with her screaming and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seym1has2no3fiends Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 my first time was like 6 minutes... but that's unfortunately not the shortest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 my girlfriend is kinda mad at me for a roadtrip, so its me and some reading material for a bit??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 secret..that makes me want to puke up little cudly pink bunnies and shit. thats fucking awful.. awfully snuggly blahism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 Being in too long isnt always good. You might lose the lubrication, air gets in there, and fart noises start. Hahahahhaah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 you all got me beat. longest is like 15 minutes shortest is like 30 seconds and average is like 2 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 Originally posted by HESHIANDET: going tooooo long is definitely a nono. I pretend and think about racecars untill the girlie creams, then i cream. that built a solid repatation for me and my penis i'd say. BUUUUUT, now that i'm locked into the long term thing, im in it to win it so to speak. i couldn't have said it better! actually once i came on the first pump, i'm rather ashamed of that as we weren't going out. the longest, well that was the first time: i just couldn't let her go home. she told her friends i'm the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 Originally posted by Serkoff: my girlfriend is kinda mad at me for a roadtrip, so its me and some reading material for a bit??? awhh lewis. my condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 sex? what is this sex you speak of?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted May 24, 2001 Share Posted May 24, 2001 efffit, it's a roadtrip!!! hey lewis, i just stretched a new silkscreen last night.. put your orders in for dirt chicken tee shirts!! word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted May 31, 2001 Share Posted May 31, 2001 I USED TO GO FOR EVER LIKE A HOUR AND A HALF AND STILL NO JUICE YET...I WAS BRAGGIN TO THIS STRIPPER ABOUT IT SO SHE WANTED FATHER TIME TO STICK IT TO HER THEN IN LIKE 5 MIN SPLAT ALL OVER HER FACE!i was like that for about a year then with my last chick i found my mojo.buttfucking always does the trick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted May 31, 2001 Share Posted May 31, 2001 24 hrs was the longest for me jus kidding like 45 minutes longest 20 minutes shortest ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted June 1, 2001 Share Posted June 1, 2001 mapo -the residential virgin of 12oz damn I suck. well, does the hand count? my shortest was probably about 15 seconds and the longest is almost a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted June 1, 2001 Share Posted June 1, 2001 The longest I ever had sex was when I lost my virginity, because it hurt so bad and it took forever to get the damn thing in the damn hole. It probably lasted around 30 mins, but the first 15 felt like HOURS. The shortest was with this coke head, insomniac guy I used to date.. He was 23, and had the endurance of a catholic school boy. I would take off my shirt and he'd be like uuh... oh! want a ciggarette? punk ass. Average is about 30 mins foreplay, 15 minutes of sex like woah. ------------------ prude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted June 1, 2001 Share Posted June 1, 2001 Shortest was about 3 minutes average is about 25-30 and the longest was 2 hours. It was a summer fling when I was in Italy last year. I was falling asleep on the guy(seriously, the last half hour I'd wake up every few minutes to discover myself fucking this guy) so I told him to pack it up and go home. My friend was trying to sleep in the next room and was completely losing it. The weirdest part about the whole thing was I think the boy got dressed with his condom still on his dick.....eeewwwwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaEkOnCe Posted June 1, 2001 Share Posted June 1, 2001 shortest: about 8 min. average: 20 min longest about 2 hours ------------------ "PTA smack a ho" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted June 1, 2001 Share Posted June 1, 2001 uhh this kinda has nothing to do with the topic, but my homeboy told me "never fuck in a hot tub". it slipped out and he couldnt get it back in for like 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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