vinyl junkie Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 i'm watching my friend's baby... she's wearing my "the working class will rise again" shirt... earlier, she curled up with my dog and went to sleep for an hour or so... if you put on hip hop and help her stand, she'll dance... i'm rather entertained... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 wait until she shits....the party ends there chief....the party ends there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 at least it's not a baby bot...then it will piss on you when change it's diaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 hey, that ain't my job... her mom gets back soon... more than an hour with her nad i'd be looking for my baby ropes... an hour's all good tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 i dont know dude....babies shit a lot one minute its all good...next its a chili cook off godspeed my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted September 10, 2002 Author Share Posted September 10, 2002 my point is that baby's really only mind being stinky about half the time... so if she shits then she can just hang out in it for a bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie my point is that baby's really only mind being stinky about half the time... so if she shits then she can just hang out in it for a bit... haha, your gonan have to deal with the rank smell though..and i dont know if this actualyl happens, but what if she starts throwing shit at you. i know if i had a load in my drawers i would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie my point is that baby's really only mind being stinky about half the time... so if she shits then she can just hang out in it for a bit... that made me laugh...i can just imagine mom comming home to her baby trotting around the house with a diaper full of shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 yo vinyl junkie, hit my email insertnamehere1@msn.com . i wanna ask you something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 teach the kid the ways of graffiti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 LOS ANGELES—A surprising new study released Monday by UCLA's Institute For Child Development revealed that human babies, long thought by psychologists to be highly inquisitive and adaptable, are actually extraordinarily stupid. Above: Despite their relatively large cranial capacities, babies such as this one are so unintelligent that they are unable to distinguish colorful plastic squeak toys from food sources. The study, an 18-month battery of intelligence tests administered to over 3,500 babies, concluded categorically that babies are "so stupid, it's not even funny." According to Institute president Molly Bentley, in an effort to determine infant survival instincts when attacked, the babies were prodded in an aggressive manner with a broken broom handle. Over 90 percent of them, when poked, failed to make even rudimentary attempts to defend themselves. The remaining 10 percent responded by vacating their bowels. "It is unlikely that the presence of the babies' fecal matter, however foul-smelling, would have a measurable defensive effect against an attacker in a real-world situation," Bentley said. Another test, in which the infants were placed on a mound of dirt outdoors during a torrential downpour, produced similarly bleak results. "The chicken, dog and even worm babies that we submitted to the test as a control group all had enough sense to come in from the rain or, at least, seek shelter under a leafy clump of vegetation or outcropping of rock," test supervisor Thomas Howell said. "The human babies, on the other hand, could not grasp even this incredibly basic concept, instead merely lying on the ground and making gurgling noises." According to Howell, almost 60 percent of the infants tested in this manner eventually drowned. Some of the babies tested were actually so stupid that they choked to death on pieces of Micronaut space toys. Others, unable to use such primitive instruments as can openers and spoons due to insufficient motor skills, simply starved to death, despite being surrounded by cabinets full of nutritious, life-giving Gerber-brand baby-food products. Sample Results: Baby #2,678: Test situation: Thrown to pack of wild dogs. Result: Eaten. Baby #217: Test situation: Wrapped in plastic sheeting. Result: Could not free self. Nearly suffocated. Baby #856: Test situation: Placed in center of lake erie in rowboat with nautical map to shore provided. Result: Still adrift near St. Lawrence seaway. Babies, the study concluded, are also too stupid to do the following: avoid getting their heads trapped in automatic car windows; use ice to alleviate the pain of burn injuries resulting from touching an open flame; master the skills required for scuba diving; and use a safety ladder to reach a window to escape from a room filled with cyanide gas. "As a mother of four, I find these results very disheartening," Bentley told reporters. "I can honestly say that the effort I have expended trying to raise my children into intelligent beings may have been entirely wasted—a fool's dream, if you will." Study results also prompted a strong reaction from President Clinton. "All of us, on some primitive, mammalian level, feel a great sense of pride in our offspring," Clinton said. "It is now clear, however, that these feelings are unfounded. Given the overwhelming evidence of their profound stupidity, we have no choice but to replace our existing infant population with artificially incubated simu-drones, with the eventual goal of phasing out the shamefully stupid human baby forever." http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3119/baby.gif'> from http://www.theonion.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands i dont know dude... one minute its all good...next its a chili cook off godspeed my friend :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 whats with boogie hating everything all of a sudden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 babies....i cant wait to be a mommy devilush. actually, it can wait afterall.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 kids are dope....they're pristine..unaware of their surroundings...and just completely content with being jovial for the most part..i think i'd make a good father...a really good father actually...but...one has to have a significant other to help with the process...and since i never leave my house besides to paint and go to school..i dont see that happening for a looooooong time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 *baby story*bleep bleep* When I was 12 my aunt had me watch my cousin. He about 1. So he shits his diaper. I never changed a diaper before that day. So I take off his diaper, looking around for wipes, and a fresh pamper. I run upstairs to grab some, and come back down in a hurry. I come back to find him playing with his own shit. He had a log in one hand, and shit globs onhis cheeks. He had smeared shit on the carpet, and his clothes. Triple wammy! My other cousin walks in and starts cracking up, then he helped me clean him up. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy whats with boogie hating everything all of a sudden. ahhahah...dont worry, i think my medication has kicked back in....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush babies....i cant wait to be a mommy devilush. actually, it can wait afterall.:o seriously?? R2's take on babies: fuck havin to take care of somethin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 http://users.pandora.be/isidoor.magdaleen/babyshit.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Originally posted by footsoldier haha, your gonan have to deal with the rank smell though..and i dont know if this actualyl happens, but what if she starts throwing shit at you. i know if i had a load in my drawers i would. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands wait until she shits....the party ends there chief....the party ends there :lol: ooooooh nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 I want to be in love when I make babies.. I cant stand this shit on television when i see paternaty tests and shit. Girls getting pregnant from one night stands and raising your kid not knowing who their father is saying: i fucked a stranger, sorry. fucking sad. on a happier note i always wanted like 4 boys. maybe a girl, that would make 5. i hope i make lots of money! anything they point at mommy will get... spoiling them (but disiplining them) like a mofoooo. i wanna be the kinda mom where my kids friends always wanna chill cuz im so dope cuz ill be making lemonade and rice krispe squares. the kinda mom that my kids friends are polite to, and even help me with the groceries when they're over.. and shit like that. one day ill have a WORLDS BEST MOM coffee cup. whoop whoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 oh man this is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 Originally posted by Are2 seriously?? R2's take on babies: fuck havin to take care of somethin.. yea...i cant wait because i know that i would be good at it. but this isnt until kissmyass and i get married and settle down. which should be in about 3 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted September 12, 2002 Share Posted September 12, 2002 ^^^^ Devilush: get married? yes have kids? yes settle down? hell fuckin NO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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