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SCAGNETTI

THIS IS MY LAST DAY POSTING ON HERE

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Don't leave, bro. You rule. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest --zeSto--

<---- has an odd sence of deja vu.

 

later marley

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OH YEAH...

 

NO TIME FOR 12OZ WHILE I BATTLE A MISDEMEANOR! THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT... LOL

 

WOW, DON'T GET BAGGED JAY-WALKING CHIEF!

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Guest imported_Tesseract

shit...just come back dude

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Guest beardo

A petrified turd, supposedly of Walt Whitman vintage, has been discovered in his home town library. Before the turd could be authenticated, though, a naked ascetic Tibetan magician snatched the artifact away from the transgender librarian and consumed it voraciously. Upon learning of the incident, Handyman Negri of PBS's Mr. Roger's Neighborhood promptly suffocated himself with a blue plastic WalMart bag. Roger's Neighborhood police were unavailable for comment, but eyewitnesses claim that Mr. Negri appeared foolish as his corpse was transported from his home and that they were unable to take seriously his death due to the yellow smiley face that adorned the suffocation device. Upon learning of Mr Negri's death, the naked ascetic Tibetan magician passed the petrified Walt Whitman turd and returned it to library authorities.

 

-THE POOPER

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