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fresh fruit is better than listening to you talk about anything

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#7 on my list of things i love about philadelphia, is the little chinese women who i buy fresh fruit from. 'oll girl kills it! watermellon, cantelope, strawberries... yo, plus homegirl hooks me up with free bananas on the low? sheeit girl, if i was 40 years older and didnt care that you look like you took the whole communist ass whooping, so the rest of your village could be spared... yo it would be on.

 

just know that shit

 

 

seeks/if only you had wheat grass too...

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YOU'RE A FAG DUDE

 

"JUST KNOW THAT SHIT"

 

STOP TRYING TO SOUND COOL MAN

 

THE WHOLE PART ABOUT HER TAKING THE COMMUNIST ASS WHOOPING TO SAVE HER VILLAGE WAS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF THE WAY YOU TRY TO HARD TO BE FUNNY

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Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables

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its like dennis miller vs. fart jokes...

 

 

i think someone is jealous of my watermellon

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

YOU'RE A FAG DUDE

 

"JUST KNOW THAT SHIT"

 

STOP TRYING TO SOUND COOL MAN

 

THE WHOLE PART ABOUT HER TAKING THE COMMUNIST ASS WHOOPING TO SAVE HER VILLAGE WAS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF THE WAY YOU TRY TO HARD TO BE FUNNY

 

 

i thought you left? oh well.

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Guest beardo

whatever.. im funnier looking than both of you.

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Guest socrates

I like the old asian ladies who work at my teryaki places they are always so cool.

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Little stands with fresh fruit and vegetables are always dope as hell. Downtown we have a little park that take up like a block...every sunday they have some farmers market thing and the whole blocks flled with little farmers selling some good homegrown type shit. always good

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tropical fruits are said to increase your sex drive.. maybe the bananas she's giving you are a hint.. and maybe she plans to keep giving you all sorts of bananas and mangos and shit in hopes to make you horny enough to stick it to her.... just a thought..

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^^then why does my best freind buy boxes of mangos for me??

 

 

 

OHH SHIT

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yo seeking i think we buy our fruit from the same women everyday..haha...im not gonna give up the location, but if your lady has a silver tooth of sorts then its gotta be her. shes always so happy when i get strawberries and mango

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well, considering that ive never been to a fruit cart that didnt have an old chinese woman in it, its not so suprising that they might sound similar.

i havent noticed a silver tooth, but then again, i havent not noticed one either. haha.

you dont have to give up your location, but ill just say that mine is very near the clothes pin.

close?

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Originally posted by seeking

havent not

 

 

Now that's a double negative. And if she wanted to increase your sex drive don't you think she'd give you some spanish fly or something?

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i like to scratch my balls when i'm sitting next to somebody i don't know on the bus. after a couple minutes of them looking at me wierd i say "man, these pubic lice are really getting me down. i scratched so much last night that i broke the skin"

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ahh im not to close to the clothes pin, im more up north. i have a feeling my lady can be at more than one place at a time...old asian women are magic.

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