Manute Bol Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 hahah oh shit I remember that, fuckin' bats? hahah I think my best was "She swallowed my cum!" to the entire party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Oh OK, I forgot about that scene...that movies overrated as fuck though And yes Manute, that was a good memory haha. Ole dirty tampon fucking ass bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 An old no longer friend of mine used to always get drunk and listen to really loud music in his room. His mom made us potato salad one night that was seriously fucking fire. It was an all night obsession. it didnt matter what was going on when we belched we would pause and be like.....fuckn aye that was some good potato salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Your old friend sounds like a piece of shit hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 MCDONALDS LADY: HELLO HOW CAN I HELP YOU ? ME:YO I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO CHEESE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 we were walking out of a diner late nite and a bunch of drunk chads where walking in. the lead fat red sweaty chad goes: " i wanna see some tits!........ and um..... some bacon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Well golly ol' chum diggity dooo there mate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 "it wasnt that her uncle was touching her in the wrong places when she was young, he wasnt touching her in the right ones" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKore Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Oh OK, I forgot about that scene...that movies overrated as fuck though And yes Manute, that was a good memory haha. Ole dirty tampon fucking ass bitch The book is good... I remember the first time i got drunk with my brother and his friend and we were all wasted puking out all three windows. Me: Hey Sunny(bros friend) Your such a pimp 'Puke' Sunny: I know! 'Puke' Brother: Everyone a fucking pimp to you! 'Puke' There was also this time when i was on something else.. I was falling over repeatedly yelling 'HELP ME MY LEGS ARE WORMS' Later that night i was trying to open the pillow cus i thought it had weed in it. my friend was like 'There's no weed in your fucking pillow' and i said ' Oh yer its MONEY!' also that night i was flying in a glass spaceship and the couch flew into the sky with me on it then landed in the middle of the room and started sinking into the carpet... Most of this I don't remember, my friend told me the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 i once said 'im just drinkin my pretzels and eating some beer" i think it was while waiting for the bathroom or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I was at my friends cabin in the moutain blacked out and there are multiple video's of me pissing on this girl, dick slapping her, getting up from bed pissing on ANOTHER bed and stepping over the bed I pissed in to go back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 "how drunk are you ?" "drunk enough to find you attractive..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 i knew a dude pat..... when drunk... pat would shake and smash vending machines yelling..."give me back my son!" like mel gibson from ransom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 After not being let into a bar because he tried to hand the door guy his ID with his eyes closed, my friend claimed he wasn't allowed in cause they didn't like brown people. We went to another bar and he ranted about how he respects electrons more than cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 The other night I took the crew from the rig I work on out to eat. They are all from a small town in Louisiana so you gotta picture the rest in a thick southern accent. The one kid was talkin bout how drunk he was and then he goes " I'm fucked up like a nigger with one toe wearing flip flops". We all bust out laughing. Then noticed the black girl sitting behind him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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