HardKore Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 This thread is probs the funniest one i've read today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches101 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 My sister caught me when i was 13 or so, i was about to cum when she slammed the door. I was wearing sweatpants so when i jumped off the bed my pants automatically pulled up...i stood there checking her checking me suffering...its still in my mind as the perfect illustration of pain despair and humiliation...worst ejaculation ever. Its been 10 years and she still talks about that when she has the chance... incest much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 i think its one of those things u could brag about when ur older quoteaa "yeah one time i was jackin off in PE and nobody notice it was fuckin hilarious" end qutoesaa who the fuck would brag about that. lol:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 whenever i want my girl to put out (usually when i wake up) and she dont i just reach over and grab the lube and take care of it and be like whatever i dont need you. at first the anger stare is strong then unfortunately a half hour into it whan im almost done i notice some interest. i finish then she be like lets do it, fuck that use your vibrator, you snooze you lose. One of my boys has this tradition that whenever he moves in with a new bitch he makes the bitch dinner then jacks off in front of her and tells her i can cook for myself and get my own nut i dont need you for shit. I guess his father gave him that advice when he was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Your boy is a serial killer...guaranteed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Never have, never will. Hopefully. These threads always have funny stories though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 T;6950846']One of my boys has this tradition that whenever he moves in with a new bitch he makes the bitch dinner then jacks off in front of her and tells her i can cook for myself and get my own nut i dont need you for shit. I guess his father gave him that advice when he was younger. I was skimming this, and read "he makes the bitch dinner then jacks off in it." Even so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 T;6950846']One of my boys has this tradition that whenever he moves in with a new bitch he makes the bitch dinner then jacks off in front of her and tells her i can cook for myself and get my own nut i dont need you for shit. I guess his father gave him that advice when he was younger. Sounds like that guy in the movie Little Children that is a pedophile. He goes on his first date in a long ass time, and I forgot if it was either in the car or when his date drops him home on his porch, he just whips his dick out jerks off, then tells her not to tell anyone or he'll kill her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Like I said... Your boy is a serial killer...guaranteed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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