groyn shmoyn Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 i masturbate with my door open hoping that my roomates see me and flip out. i live with a couple so... / 1/2 no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I got walked in by my sister when I was banging one of her friends. That's the only awkward situation I've ever had like this, pretty sure I've said it already too. Ah well. That's why you lock the door homie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 i have yet to be caught slippin. me too :cool: When I lived with my parents I never used headphones cause I would be paranoid I wouldn't hear anyone knocking on the door or coming into the room so I would play music really low, like some music that's just playing but you don't really listen to, like Blue oyster cult :lol: Covers up the fap noise and you don't lose concentration singing along or thinking how much the song sucks. I'm a pro at this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 who was the one dude who came home and did some quick recon and didn't think that there was anyone in the house but there really was. Dude ended up sitting on the families community computer in the living room or some shit with his pants around his ankles and started a clip that began in the middle of some penetrating act that the chick was screaming/moaning at the top of her lungs. Chick was getting pounded so hard that dudes sister who was sleeping on the couch in the other room woke up and was like WTF. LOL, i was laughing my ass off when i read that post. Who was the dude who posted that story up in Channel Zero?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 one time i got caught when i was in like 8th grade i shared a room with my younger brother and i was goin at it while he was sleeping and i was on the laptop. i was watchin my pronz and he rolls over opens his eyes and gets up turns on the light and says, "dude wtf are you doing". I had my blanket on, cuz i was sitting on the ground, but you could probably tell what i was doing. i told him "youre dreaming", and he went back to sleep. the next morning he was all, "yo i had the wierdest fuckin dream last night....i woke up and saw you on the comp beating your meat". i calle dhima homo and told all of his friends. after that the whole middle school thought he was a faggot and til this day he still thinks he was dreaming about me masterbating. haha im fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Who jerks off next to their brother? Shameless mother fucker, go to the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 So you told everyone at school about your bros dream? Haha idk some ppl man thats funny i guess but a big nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Vulc pulled a bitch move tryin to pass off his weirdness onto his brothers middle school life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 i shared a room with my younger brother and i was goin at it while he was sleeping wtf dude? W T F ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Who jerks off next to their brother? Shameless mother fucker, go to the bathroom. LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: our beds were hella far apart NO HOMO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Between Mero's story and Vulcan's pedobear type behavior....IRL lol'ing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 haha god this thread is ridiculous but a lot funnier now that the mean age of posters has probably gone up a lot. this board has a very low turn-over rate haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 one time i got caught when i was in like 8th grade i shared a room with my younger brother and i was goin at it while he was sleeping and i was on the laptop. i was watchin my pronz and he rolls over opens his eyes and gets up turns on the light and says, "dude wtf are you doing". I had my blanket on, cuz i was sitting on the ground, but you could probably tell what i was doing. i told him "youre dreaming", and he went back to sleep. the next morning he was all, "yo i had the wierdest fuckin dream last night....i woke up and saw you on the comp beating your meat". i calle dhima homo and told all of his friends. after that the whole middle school thought he was a faggot and til this day he still thinks he was dreaming about me masterbating. haha im fucked up. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh! Shit! That was the funniest shit ever if I was high right now I would have definitely pissed my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 one time i got caught when i was in like 8th grade i shared a room with my younger brother and i was goin at it while he was sleeping and i was on the laptop. i was watchin my pronz and he rolls over opens his eyes and gets up turns on the light and says, "dude wtf are you doing". I had my blanket on, cuz i was sitting on the ground, but you could probably tell what i was doing. i told him "youre dreaming", and he went back to sleep. the next morning he was all, "yo i had the wierdest fuckin dream last night....i woke up and saw you on the comp beating your meat". i calle dhima homo and told all of his friends. after that the whole middle school thought he was a faggot and til this day he still thinks he was dreaming about me masterbating. haha im fucked up. WTF are you doing that shit with your bro in the same room for?!? Ugghhhh I'd imagine that situation would be similar to if you were in jail /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 lol dont even ask why i was doing it. whats done is done. oh and yeah now i go to the bathroom and do my business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Haha "videos i downloaded off kaZaa" Haven't heard that one in a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: our beds were hella far apart NO HOMO!!!!! just read the sig haha, so yesterday my girlfreinds dad came home in the middle of smashing... jumped in closet butt naked, only remember that my car was outside and pants were on floor... fuccck:disguised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnIvrMXx0pE FUGGIN HIPSTURZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 "turn that shit off motherfucker! I was gettin changed, you know what I'm sayin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 plus reminded me of what happend to me last friday Stayed the night at this girls place from high school got some booty that night n that morning :D But the morning was the weird part.. Right after the romp fest was on we had just walked into the living room area and there was a knock on the door, now she ain't got a bf but she's got a hell of a crazy mom n i was just wearin some shorts n a shirt so it was pretty obvious i spent the night. Now even tho this was her place I didn't wanna deal with her mom so i grabbed my bag and bounced back into the bedroom.. Turns out it was her grandma n grandpa coming by to say hi. Got to chill on the nice as hell soft bed of hers while she talked to them for awhile. Heard them ask if she was gonna go to church sunday haha.. not gonna lie tho i was a lil nervous they might come in for whatever reason and it'd just be a weird awkward moment... But all went good and will hopefully smash again without any problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 note to self: don't leave laptop in bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I've only been walked in on once and it was while I was fuckin. I was at this Portuguese girls dorm room. She had 4 house mates but there were only 2 rooms so when ever I'd come over we'd end up fucking on her couch. The time we got caught I was on top of her while she was face down and her room mate comes out of the room, doesn't notice us and walks to the fridge to get something to drink. On the way back she stops for a second and looks at us, then says "you guys can't be serious, everyone sits there" and then went back into her room. After that she always came over to my place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vulcan Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 just read the sig haha, so yesterday my girlfreinds dad came home in the middle of smashing... jumped in closet butt naked, only remember that my car was outside and pants were on floor... fuccck:disguised: this has also happened to me once except for i had to jump out onto the balcany and the neighbors daughters saw me pretty much naked cupping my ball sac. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 you fucked the neighbours daughter right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 My friend gets caught by his girlfriend allllllll the time and for some reason she is never impressed ... she should put out more whenever i want my girl to put out (usually when i wake up) and she dont i just reach over and grab the lube and take care of it and be like whatever i dont need you. at first the anger stare is strong then unfortunately a half hour into it whan im almost done i notice some interest. i finish then she be like lets do it, fuck that use your vibrator, you snooze you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 plus reminded me of what happend to me last friday Stayed the night at this girls place from high school got some booty that night n that morning :D But the morning was the weird part.. Right after the romp fest was on we had just walked into the living room area and there was a knock on the door, now she ain't got a bf but she's got a hell of a crazy mom n i was just wearin some shorts n a shirt so it was pretty obvious i spent the night. Now even tho this was her place I didn't wanna deal with her mom so i grabbed my bag and bounced back into the bedroom.. Turns out it was her grandma n grandpa coming by to say hi. Got to chill on the nice as hell soft bed of hers while she talked to them for awhile. Heard them ask if she was gonna go to church sunday haha.. not gonna lie tho i was a lil nervous they might come in for whatever reason and it'd just be a weird awkward moment... But all went good and will hopefully smash again without any problems MY NIGGA THAT WAS OD UNEVENTFUL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKore Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 whenever i want my girl to put out (usually when i wake up) and she dont i just reach over and grab the lube and take care of it and be like whatever i dont need you. at first the anger stare is strong then unfortunately a half hour into it whan im almost done i notice some interest. i finish then she be like lets do it, fuck that use your vibrator, you snooze you lose. Wow i wish i had thought of that.... Not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 MY NIGGA THAT WAS OD UNEVENTFUL. Honestly. Thats like writing about going to the store and getting a carton of milk. Weve all done it, and no one gives a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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