Guest sneak Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by amItoolate? i bet your a 12 oz regular that just HAD to tell the story but didnt want to put that kind of shame on yourname so you came up with a new name...am i right or am i right? tease u been busted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 MY DAD CAUGHT ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER HE STOOD THERE LAUGHING AND THEN WALKED OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop stache Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 my friends mom caught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 my friends mom caught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop stache Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 she was a milf too. kinda embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Did she bite it off? I hope she bit it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Did she bite it off? I hope she bit it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I remember this kid in middle school got caught whacking it during class by the teacher, he got sent to the principals office, he would also act like he was licking everyone, like licking the air but in a certain person male or female's direction./nh Also reminds me of a time in elementary school a kid pissed his seat, some of the class laugh but the teacher Mrs. wine drinker ( her last name rhymed with wine drinker) shut them up loudly, angrily saying "What if it was you?" - Just thought I would share that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 did this thread really just make a comeback after 7 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 you better fucking believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 shit happens worst threads have been pulled up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 MY DAD CAUGHT ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER HE STOOD THERE LAUGHING AND THEN WALKED OUT faux-props for cool dads, I picture doing the exact same thing to my son, not really at him but the situation :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 -MOE LESTER- Posts: n/a 09-08-2002, 05:29 AM ahahahah im too slick to be caught....i usually wait till everyones asleep or just pretend im sleeping udner my covers " you're not taking enough risks with your masterbation" - joe rogan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 i got caught when i was like 15..i was in the bathroom lookin at a porn rubbin away butt naked with the shower water running and my mom knocked and i went "hold on" but she just opened up and there i was..there she was...no one ever said a word about it again. another time i accidently left the tape measurer in the bathroom and my mom found it and asked what i was doing with it and i couldnt even make up an excuse..i just went..."what?? i dont know" i think i got caught by my roommate a few times last year, but that was no big deal, i caught him like 3 times a week. he was terrible at hiding it. id walk in and his bed would be shaking and he would turn over all quick and pretend he was sleeping, stupid fuck. LOL your mum found a tape measure in the bathroom hahahahaha that wopuld have been extremely embarassing, also WTF was your mum doing walking in when you have the shower running also don't you fucking knock on your roomates door before going in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 lol..one time a few days after i got caught wanking it we were eating some good ass pot roast with my family, and i was saying how it was really good, and my dad goes cant beat that meat. And then everyone laughs at my expense. Looking back on it i would have done some thing similar, props to my dad for that one hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 As homo as it is for giving props... LOL @ "Can't beat that meat" I'm sure he had a "serious face" For what it's worth NOHOMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 lmao..it was pretty much like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 the quick "roll-over-pull-the blanket-up" thing is pretty much null and void when your face is lookin like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 my friends mom caught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 LMAO I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT CATCHIN A SESSION BUT I CAUGHT MY COUSIN ONE TIME, IDK IF YALL REMEMBER BUT FOR A MINUTE I WAS SHARING A LIVING SPACE WITH THAT CLOWN AND HIS WIFEY...SO BOOM I WAKE UP FROM A WEED NAP CUZ I GOTTA TAKE AN ILL PISS AND I WALK TO THE BATHROOM AND OPEN THE DOOR WHICH HAD THE LOCK ON IT BUT DIDNT CLICK INTO PLACE, AND THE NIGGA IS STANDING ON HIS TIPTOES WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AND HIS SHIRT UNDER HIS CHIN SESSIONING OFF INTO THE TUB!!!!! I CLOSED THE DOOR AND RAN AND JUMPED ON THE COUCH LIKE I WAS JUMPING ON A GRENADE TO SAVE SOLDIERS IN MY PLATOON B, I WAS CRYING, 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT, CRYING. THIS NIGGA CAME OUT THE BATHROOM AND MUSTA KNOWN I BUSTED IN ON HIM CUZ HE WAS LIKE "YO I THINK I HAVE A BUMP ON MY DICK I WAS JUST CHECKIN IT"...I WAS LIKE "WORD? THATS FUCKED UP!" MIND YOU THIS NIGGAS GIRL WAS LAYING IN BED HALFHEARTEDLY READING A MAGAZINE IN HER UNDERWEAR...AND HOMIE WAS NOT SHY ABOUT FUCKIN WITH PEOPLE THERE SO YOU TELL ME? SHORTY WAS DOPE TOO, NO DUCK BY ANY MEANS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I used to work with a guy (who knew a guy etc..) whos mum would wash his jizz sock for him every week and place it on his bedside table once its clean so its ready to go. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I've never been outright caught, had many close calls when I was still living with my parents. My friend gets caught by his girlfriend allllllll the time and for some reason she is never impressed ... she should put out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Post pics of the mom please. Catch her in the shower and snap a flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 So glad this thread was revived! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 LMAO I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT CATCHIN A SESSION BUT I CAUGHT MY COUSIN ONE TIME, IDK IF YALL REMEMBER BUT FOR A MINUTE I WAS SHARING A LIVING SPACE WITH THAT CLOWN AND HIS WIFEY...SO BOOM I WAKE UP FROM A WEED NAP CUZ I GOTTA TAKE AN ILL PISS AND I WALK TO THE BATHROOM AND OPEN THE DOOR WHICH HAD THE LOCK ON IT BUT DIDNT CLICK INTO PLACE, AND THE NIGGA IS STANDING ON HIS TIPTOES WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AND HIS SHIRT UNDER HIS CHIN SESSIONING OFF INTO THE TUB!!!!! I CLOSED THE DOOR AND RAN AND JUMPED ON THE COUCH LIKE I WAS JUMPING ON A GRENADE TO SAVE SOLDIERS IN MY PLATOON B, I WAS CRYING, 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT, CRYING. THIS NIGGA CAME OUT THE BATHROOM AND MUSTA KNOWN I BUSTED IN ON HIM CUZ HE WAS LIKE "YO I THINK I HAVE A BUMP ON MY DICK I WAS JUST CHECKIN IT"...I WAS LIKE "WORD? THATS FUCKED UP!" MIND YOU THIS NIGGAS GIRL WAS LAYING IN BED HALFHEARTEDLY READING A MAGAZINE IN HER UNDERWEAR...AND HOMIE WAS NOT SHY ABOUT FUCKIN WITH PEOPLE THERE SO YOU TELL ME? SHORTY WAS DOPE TOO, NO DUCK BY ANY MEANS. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yo, fucking tears in my eyes son hahahaha I got caught once by my older sister when I was like 15. Shit was embarrassing, but I was just laying in bed, so at least there was no seriously awkward situation involved. Back before me and my girl broke up and she moved out I used to be super paranoid she was gunna come home and catch me one day haha. Getting caught jerking it sitting in my computer chair, pants around my ankles, with some headphones on would have probably been much more embarrassing haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 i have yet to be caught slippin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I used to work with a guy (who knew a guy etc..) whos mum would wash his jizz sock for him every week and place it on his bedside table once its clean so its ready to go. :o wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 ive never gotten caught beating it, but i have been caught smoking teh mary janes. maybe i should jerk and smoke..they will cancel each other out making me impervious to any odd situation if i was to be caught..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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