webcam Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 So I was beating my meat to one of those www.bangbus.com video's I downloaded off KaZaa (BangBus - Carolyn) ... So while im beating my meat, all of a sudden my mom walks in. I stopped reak quick and pretended I wasnt doing anything. She stared at me for a few seconds - giving me the look like if she knows that I was doing something. Then she walked right out my room. Now I was so fuckin embarressed. AAAH! She didnt say anything tho. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 ha! ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 my little brother caught me jerking off last month. i started laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 now that belongs in the quote your first post thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 :lol: ahahhahahahhaahaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 ahah :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 ahahahah im too slick to be caught....i usually wait till everyones asleep or just pretend im sleeping udner my covers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Oh that's fuckin rich Time to get a door lock dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoa1 Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Hahaha. I remember in 9th grade some kid in a trenchcoat got caught jacking off when everyone was stretching during gym class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 what the fuck was goin through that kids head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 what the hell is homeboy doing wearing a trenchcoat in gym class much less choking it around a bunch of pre-pubescent boys in short shorts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 i think its one of those things u could brag about when ur older quoteaa "yeah one time i was jackin off in PE and nobody notice it was fuckin hilarious" end qutoesaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 so about your sis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 i was just thinking that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol so about your sis... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 In middle school one time this kid got caught wacking it in the computer lab trying to hide that shit under the table...well they suspended him. we all had a good laugh...he got made fun of a lot because of that and the fact that he looked like a monkey with glasses. haha too funny to forget i tell you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R123N Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 if im gonna get caught pullin meet while on the web im gonna get caught lookin at sublimedirectory.com free EVERYTHING :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 that has to really suck, man getting caught by your mom!! I wonder what she thought of you, she probably sees you as a fucking pervert now LOL wasn't there a thread about this? no wonder trenchcoats weren't allowed at my school :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka ha! ha! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- i usually wait till everyones asleep or just pretend im sleeping udner my covers oh to be young and under the 'rents roof again.... now listen up young guns... If you're always in a rush to get it finished, then your going to end up leaving a trail of unsatisfied girls. know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 just go to the fucking restroom and lock the fucking door:idea: (not that I do that or anything................................):crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 My sister caught me when i was 13 or so, i was about to cum when she slammed the door. I was wearing sweatpants so when i jumped off the bed my pants automatically pulled up...i stood there checking her checking me suffering...its still in my mind as the perfect illustration of pain despair and humiliation...worst ejaculation ever. Its been 10 years and she still talks about that when she has the chance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R123N Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- oh to be young and under the 'rents roof again.... now listen up young guns... If you're always in a rush to get it finished, then your going to end up leaving a trail of unsatisfied girls. know what I mean? good point ill take that in consideration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 now that is a great first post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Originally posted by THEdude just go to the fucking restroom and lock the fucking door:idea: (not that I do that or anything................................):crazy: ...yeah me eighter....:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 how about you just lock the door to your room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 i was caught masterbating....oh wait....my fiance like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 i got caught when i was like 15..i was in the bathroom lookin at a porn rubbin away butt naked with the shower water running and my mom knocked and i went "hold on" but she just opened up and there i was..there she was...no one ever said a word about it again. another time i accidently left the tape measurer in the bathroom and my mom found it and asked what i was doing with it and i couldnt even make up an excuse..i just went..."what?? i dont know" i think i got caught by my roommate a few times last year, but that was no big deal, i caught him like 3 times a week. he was terrible at hiding it. id walk in and his bed would be shaking and he would turn over all quick and pretend he was sleeping, stupid fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 hahahahah this guys first post is probably one of the coolest ever. go take a "shower" and do the reverse toilet set , set on the bowl backwards placing your porn mag on the part that contains the flucshing mechanism and what not, not that i do this or anything *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 i bet your a 12 oz regular that just HAD to tell the story but didnt want to put that kind of shame on yourname so you came up with a new name...am i right or am i right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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