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Its saturday night.

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The first of two kegs is now tapped and the gentlemen next door have another two waiting.....

 

Only problem is that i have called about 30 of the people i know networking for some decent buds, nothing to be had, the town is dry.... Boo..

 

Im about to just give up and get anything i can get my hands on..

Like some boobies...

 

Your mission tonight is to do something other than sit here.

 

Report to me in the morning...

 

Shameless Schlitz Pounding......

 

etided because im drunk.

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Guest HELLSATAN

you made me decide to open the first beer of tonite

 

 

 

 

thank you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thee adventure begins!

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IAM AT WORK AT THIS MOMENT......I GET OUT AT 10 BUT IAM BOUNCNG AT 8.......A PARTY LATER ON TONIGHT......HOPE IT AINT BUNCK....IF SO .......ITS STILL FREE BEER.....SO ITS ALL GOOD

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Guest uncle-boy

i am cooking some corn-dogs.

 

then i night go to a beach party.:cool:

 

hootie-hoo to you

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

holy shit i just made a vanilla milk shake...mmmmmmm

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well. friday, last night, was my party night. haha, im still laughing my ass of at this guy who i met who was incredibly stoned....he saw some girl and he said "hey....i saw you...like....running....the other day...ahhahah i mean.....like.....you were running...with your......legs...and stuff......hahahhahah...." that guy did some serious drugs. its saturday night now, and fuck, i am doing schoolwork, because if i dont do it now, im going to drop out......fuck i am stoopid.

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i think i just had a UFO encounter. peddling through the sticks at 3 am i saw the sky flicker but there was no lightning or thunder. my bike lost all electrical power! (the little flashing light that runs on an AA battery to be exact, but thats not the point). scared the shit out of me. ive got to stop drinking.

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we just watched some porn....hmmm...i wanna go to the liquor store now and get some chill drinks and realx with kissmyass. it's my first weekend off in the longest time, gotta make use of it.

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Guest HESHIANDET

**70's porno music playing in the background for devilush and kissmyass***

 

 

 

 

 

i just got home, i made out w/ a girl in a crack alley and she touched my dill. word.

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Guest fr8lover

got stoned

 

got drunk

 

got stoned

 

got more drunk

 

keg gone.

 

drank some v8 splash brushed my teeth

 

now im out like the gout.

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