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Weapon X

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alright, so everyone is hating on smart. i understand that he likes to argue, so how about we make this thread all about fencing with him. if he chooses, he can parry whatever potential blows he may recieve in text format on this piece.

 

i go first?

 

um...he draws trumped up charges whilst debating, i find. Those can be good, however, for when the attacker is exposed*, one can make fun using proper, diplomatic procedure, and the assailant looks dumb.

 

yeah, that's my attack, and I'm drunk and in a good mood.

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FUCK!!! i thought this was about the old ass show on nick at nite , that show was bad the dude had a shoe phone

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first, I want the dookie knots on my dick off Agent 99... but all that aside...

 

Ok, let's fence.. trumped up charges? how so? please elucidate and include quotations to illustrate your point.

 

I'll take all comers, the only real confounding problem I've faced yet is when Seeking (Innocence at the time) told me that I couldn't ever just call an argument a draw or quit under the auspices that no equitable decision will be reached...

 

Actually, if you ask people who really know me, (man I wish Mune was still alive because he was one of the few that recognized it right off, RIP my brother, kick the devil in the ass for me once)... anyway, I'll take up positions that I totally disagree with if I see nothing but ignorance leading the opposition...

 

That is to say, I may know several better arguments and I may be disgusted by the target, but I will take the targets side to squash stupidity, I think it's something we should all be willing to do... Honestly, it's not about race, class or creed.. it's all about intelligence, the stupid shall fail.

 

 

OK... but back to this argument stuff, I'll take all comers but... well, most people want to have emotional attachments so I don't want to bruise any egos...

 

let's all understand that this is a boxing ring, the square circle, you come in here to box, we shake to start and we hug when it's done. Anybody that gets out of hand is FULLY subject to banning and perhaps even banishment... We all agree to play clean (though jabs are expected) and battle it out...

 

actually to continue the boxing trend... let's let the challenger call the number of rounds, no more than 12... each fighter gets 1 post per round, KO's and TKO's are called by the crowd...

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Because most of you kids are too idealistic , wet behind the ears, and at your angry white mad at the world for something phase you will not agree with Smart. And that is ok. When you get older son...

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"let's let" ? okay...man, i was hype a minute ago, but the nonsensical jibberish expressed above allowed me to rethink my sleeping schedule. i have drinken a number of scotch on rocks tonight, as well as a forty of max ice. i am not ready for the "onslaught" :rolleyes: you feel you are prepared to bring me. if this was for money, i would be all on, but alas, it ain't. I started this thread, and though i may not finish it, i do wish to contribute. however, this is not the time. perhaps in the forenoon, when i am not so tipsy off the liksy. i apologize for jumping the gun. i can observe, but in no way, I admit, am i prepared to counter such auspicious statements like the post above.

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

smart smells funny...

 

 

 

 

 

that got him!

 

no it's beardo that is the hippie.

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Originally posted by Pistol

Because most of you kids are too idealistic , wet behind the ears, and at your angry white mad at the world for something phase you will not agree with Smart. And that is ok. When you get older son...

 

pp..ppphhp...ppphhppshhahaaannanaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

hahahahahaha!

 

c'mon, now!

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well let's have this argument:

 

I like my Scotch 'neat' and I think 'OTR' (on the rocks) is for pussys with bad taste buds

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

smart smells funny...

 

are you making fun of my nose?

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Originally posted by Smart

well let's have this argument:

 

I like my Scotch 'neat' and I think 'OTR' (on the rocks) is for pussys with bad taste buds

booze and water will never mix...

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Guest spectr

hey smart i got a question for ya>?

how could you abolish slavery ( sweat shops, corpate curroption, etc ) within the captilist system that exists within the united states....

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WAIT! before i leave: my very good friend of British decent has a grandfather who is in top physical shape (considering he is in the mid-eighties) and drinks a few scotch and waters on the weekends. fine by me. he was a commando in the WWII and has a great deal of "man's knowledge". He still has a six pack. I, too, enjoy scotch on rocks, especially when it is snowing outside, and I have a lamp to read aside.

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vinyl, oh I see, we can drink together but you're still gonna crack on my nose...

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Originally posted by spectr

hey smart i got a question for ya>?

how could you abolish slavery ( sweat shops, corpate curroption, etc ) within the captilist system that exists within the united states....

 

simple, by telling you it's not slavery...

 

undeniably there are sweatshops in all major american cities, for real, underground slavery on the realest, but though this needs to be stopped it's like the terrorist cells in the news of late. Most actual slavery operations are extremely tight (as far as the owners go)... it's harder to prosecute than the mafia at this point, but American slavery is nothing compared to much of the rest of the world (Holland estimates something like 50,000 illegal prostitues live in the country and most of those girls are eastern europeans held in full on bondage to the sex trade)... this is not to say we don't need to stamp it out.

 

Corporate corruption will also always exist, what we need are honest 'American' employees and politicians that can't be bought... and when's that gonna happen? Still we strive for excellence...

 

Capitalism? How can you argue that? I mean is this what it's gonna boil down to? We're not even going to havwe this argument again... but just for interest, what political/economic system do you suggest?

 

still, I'm tired of shooting down weak arguments for Anarchy and Socialism... I will not partake in those arguments

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Originally posted by spectr

hey smart i got a question for ya>?

how could you abolish slavery ( sweat shops, corpate curroption, etc ) within the captilist system that exists within the united states....

 

...

 

 

okay...

 

I am a vegan trendsetter. I write graffiti, and pride myself on the several "flix" i have of my political statements written on lamp posts with my pilot marker. I consider myself well versed in anti-government literature, and have a great sense of humour. I am very open minded, especially when it comes to music. I have often mused at great troubles this world faces while listening to Kid Koala and Aphex Twin. As aforementioned, I am well read, and I try to keep my hands clean. I hate my country. I have attended three conferences that had to do with the G7 or some shit. Wait - one of them was regarding the environment (i think?). At any rate, last year, I found myself burning the flag in my suburban, high fenced backyard, away from prying eyes. I believe that technology is an extension of greed. I refuse to eat meat because I read that it's bad for you. I think it was an article in some punk magazine that I picked up in an independent book store owned by my white people located in ChinaTown that harboured that powerful piece that changed my life forever. I say "FUCK CORPORATIONS" for hiring my barely educated father when he first came to this country. I shout "VIVA LA RESISTANCE" for feeding my family soup when the ice storms hit. All in all, I am happy with myself. :yawn:

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Originally posted by Weapon X

WAIT! before i leave: my very good friend of British decent has a grandfather who is in top physical shape (considering he is in the mid-eighties) and drinks a few scotch and waters on the weekends. fine by me. he was a commando in the WWII and has a great deal of "man's knowledge". He still has a six pack. I, too, enjoy scotch on rocks, especially when it is snowing outside, and I have a lamp to read aside.

 

Oh, yeah, nobody has ever made fun of an Englishman for drinking like a priss... please, you want to learn about drinking tough you talk to the scotch, irish, and russians... England doesn't even produce a decent beer... All England can offer is Gin, the Hotdog of Liquors...

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Originally posted by Smart

 

All England can offer is Gin, the Hotdog of Liquors...

 

talk shit on England or Gin all you want but don't bad mouth hot dogs.

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don't diss gin! good metaphor, but on the real, hot dogs are bomb when you're real hungry.

 

 

 

besides, this dude slit nazi throats. i'm not lying, and neither is he. he was on some "behind enemy lines" shit.

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drinking gin is like drinking pine needles... I like yer taste in booze smart...

 

-----edit------

however, i must commend gin on it's panty peeling abilities...

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I'd lie to take time out and offer my apologies for anything I might have said to defame hotdogs...

 

so, this isn't really an argument, but... who invented rum?

 

I prefer Mount Gay, a Barbados rum... I hate to say it though because the uninformed always have a little giggle... hehehehehe, he said gay... I used to live near some sugar cane fields and DAMN! rum soaked sugar cane is the fucking best!!!

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RUM SUCKS! SO DOES VODKA! SO DOES ANY OTHER BITCH DRINK!

 

you wanna be refined? you wanna be a bim? *edit - what's a bim?

 

 

rye,scotch,bourbon,irish,beerfromallover!

 

 

 

NOTHING ELSE!

 

 

bllaahh! what, you like Captain Morgan's long hair? ewwwwww! honestly - i guess it's like graffiti - some people prefer legals (bitch drinks like rum and vod), and some people prefer the rush of the fill-ins (the real shit).

 

ok, so that doesn't equal your gin metaphor, but you understand, i hope?

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