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Dear Penis,

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Dear Penis,

I dont think i like you anymore, you used to watch me shave, and now all you do is stare at the floor, oooh, dear penis, i dont think i like you anymore, it used to be you and me, a paper towel and box of dirty magazines. Thats all we needed to get by, now it seem things have changed and i think that your the one to blame, oh penis i dont think i like you any more....so he said.. Dear rodney, i dont think i like you anymore. Cause when you get to drinking you put me places i have never been before, dear rodney i dont think i like you anymore, why cant we get a grip on our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel, if we put our heads togeather, we could just stay home forever, so i said... Dear penis, i think i like you after all, and said... And rodney while your shaving, shave my balls....

 

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Above the clouds, Above the clouds..

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Guest dukeofyork

he he he...

classic..

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My teas gone cold I wonder why.. I got outta bed at all.....

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thats a crazy song i used to listen to that high a while back i mean this dude is talk to his penis great stuff

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BWAHAHAHA!!!

 

bump

 

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we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars--oscar wilde

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Well put Shameless.

No, but it be BZEE! IT BE, IT BE!

 

 

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!VIRGINIA!

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Originally posted by taco bell bomber:

i have yet to beat my penis in basketball

 

Same here...

 

 

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Originally posted by DEE38:

My teas gone cold I wonder why.. I got outta bed at all.....

 

...Wigga-Wanna-Be...

 

 

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Guest socrates

What bout if the person dies??????

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Guest postaholic

dear penis,

 

even though right nut isnt doing to well, please watch over him and his twin brother, lefty, you know he aint right, so please, take care of them.

 

thanks, tha dick from above. :o

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Guest Canadiano

yo, that's SICK!

 

*as in good.

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