effyoo Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Dear Prudie, Is there any polite way to tell a friend that the clothes she wears are unsuitable for her? She is a size 24. Over the years she has put on about 130 pounds but still dresses as if she were a sylph. Sometimes the clothes are so tight you can see the cellulite underneath. It's made worse because mutual friends keep telling me how horrid she looks and "why don't I talk to her?" I don't want to hurt her feelings, but I don't want her to be the laughingstock, either. What do you advise? —Up in Arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 drop-kick her ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 of course!!! once u drop kick her she will realize shes fat and wear a moo moo hehe im just kiddin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoa1 Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Give her a poncho for her birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 loose weight fat ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 you could always suggest a stylish moomoo and buy her a dialing wand. some of yall know what i mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 How long have you known this cupcake? A hundred and thirty pounds? She-e-it. That's like a whole 'nother woman in this babe's shoes. If you've known her ten years that's thirteen pounds a year, or about a pound a month more or less. She needs to start EXERCISING and needs to stop chowing down so hard. I'm not criticizing her, because I've gained about thirty-five pounds my own self in the last twenty years. All you young know-it-alls out there are going to gain weight too, so just stop being so damned cruel to fatbodies. I ran into one of my old running buddies from high school a couple of years ago, and not only was he fat , he was also bald. "Your turn's a'comin', little high school boys." Better get ready to BLIMP OUT. And then the kids younger than you can put bumper stickers on their junker cars "NO FAT, OLD, BALD GUYS." And it will be YOU they are talking about, Ha hah hah hah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 lol i hope i dont get fat and bald, well even if i do hell theres still beer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Back In 88 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Luckily 10 years on, we no longer have to tackle the issue of obesity as a society because... I got the munchies real fuckin bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cool_Hand Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 2002 .. she is probably the size of a house now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Probably something like this or this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Back In 88 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 OMG IT'S TRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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crime stoppers Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 how did you even find this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I only had to look back 400 pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 how did you even find this thread? Because he is from Australia and they never do shit that makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'da called it a chazzwozza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 you could always suggest a stylish moomoo and buy her a dialing wand. some of yall know what i mean. :D:D "The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dildo_one Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 buy her a wheelchair with 4 wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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